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Old 08-03-2005, 06:01 PM   #1
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I'm converting to Islam

THERE IS NO DEITY WORTHY OF WORSHIP EXCEPT ALLAH, AND MUHAMMAD IS HIS MESSENGER.


If anyone has a real desire to be a Muslim and has full conviction and strong belief that Islam is the true religion ordained by Allah for all human-beings, then, one should pronounce the "Shahada", the testimony of faith, without further delay. The Holy Qur'an is explicit on this regard as Allah states:

"The Religion in the sight of Allah is Islam." (Qur'an 3:19)

In another verse of the Holy Qur'an, Allah states:

"If anyone desires a religion other than Islam (Submission to Allah), Never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter he will be in the ranks of those who have lost."(Qur'an 3:85)







either that or maybe a new tattoo instead.
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:02 PM   #2
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:03 PM   #3
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:09 PM   #4
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I've been a devout member of Islam (I Slam) for years now. Our basic precept is that I or any member will SLAM any fucker upside the head who says anything negative about our beliefs.

Welcome to Islam Amp :D
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:09 PM   #6
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:10 PM   #7
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:14 PM   #8
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ok now take pic of towel on your head and post it please.
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I've been a devout member of Islam (I Slam) for years now. Our basic precept is that I or any member will SLAM any fucker upside the head who says anything negative about our beliefs.

Welcome to Islam Amp :D
why thank you brother.... I'm looking forward to the head slamming part with great enthusiasm.
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:15 PM   #10
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:17 PM   #12
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why thank you brother.... I'm looking forward to the head slamming part with great enthusiasm.
You call a jihad, anytime, anywhere.... I'll be there.



With beer.


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You call a jihad, anytime, anywhere.... I'll be there.



With beer.


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That's a lot of beer....
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:39 PM   #14
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:40 PM   #15
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:43 PM   #16
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:47 PM   #17
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That's a lot of beer....
Exactly.


I just happen to love beer. :D
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Old 08-03-2005, 07:25 PM   #18
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Old 08-03-2005, 07:26 PM   #19
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Old 08-03-2005, 07:27 PM   #20
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I just happen to love beer. :D
Drink for me, then, 'cause I'm bringing soda instead.
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Drink for me, then, 'cause I'm bringing soda instead.
Bringing soda to a jihad?

How infidellican of you. :D


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Welcome to Islam Amp :D
hey man.. do you pray those 5 times a day?.. .just curious... also have you gone to Mecca?....
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In Islam (I Slam) I slam down at least 5 shots a day.

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ok, thanks for sharing such information with us :S

I guess the tatoo idea gives less work don'«t you think? lol
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