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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    Truth file 101: What, or who, is "Amp"? Well,....

    Since I've decided to leave the biz,.... a firm decision (for now).... why not.


    Amp is an image in your mind. One I have helped to shape, but ultimately, and individually, an image you each have formed in your own minds.

    Some of you have met me. Most of you have not. The raw truth here is, "Amp" is a business. It always has been. I didn't need to come into this business, and I don't need to stay. I've made alot of graphics, and I've shaped alot of things with text.... including GFY, relationships, friends, enemies, etc.... but it was always more of a hobby than anything else. I got bored. Had a friend in the business.... decided, what the hell. Why not.

    ANd now I'm bored again.

    "Amp" is a business. He does not exist. I am not unstable, dilusional, bipolar, psychotic, on meds, on the edge, or otherwise. I'm just a guy..... exploiting you.

    The same as you work your surfers. I work you.

    At the end of the day..... I don't give a shit about anything other than my own bottom line..... same as you.


    You can flush your illusions now.


    There is no "Amp".







    sorry to disappoint you..... but really, I just don't care anymore. LOL
    SIG TOO BIG
  • newbreed
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 9898

    #2
    There it is folks.

    Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
    I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
    fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727

      #3
      i think its time for us all to go


      BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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      • E Guru
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2005
        • 658

        #4
        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
        I am not unstable, dilusional, bipolar, psychotic, on meds, on the edge, or otherwise. I'm just a guy.....
        Guru

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        • SilverTab
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2001
          • 5060

          #5

          45678
          mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
          but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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          • Makingcoin
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 8919

            #6
            Branding at it's finest.

            www.MAKINGCOIN.com

            icq. 166-662-831
            "Start making large coin!"


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            • Headless
              Registered User
              • Jan 2001
              • 26727

              #7
              The funny thing is 98% of these morons will never comprehend what amp has just stated.

              Sad but true.

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              • chowda
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 9527

                #8
                if this gets closed, see sig, support montreal webmasters
                Someone finds you...
                2007

                PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

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                • Holly
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 10017

                  #9
                  I have a head cold and I feel sorta shitty. I was thinking about going to bed. Now I wonder if maybe I should wait a few more minutes.

                  Decisions, decisions.
                  War National Damn Champions Eagle

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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    what's really cool is that I have done this shit so well, there are some people reading this right now that truly don't know if I'm serious or not..... lol





                    and I love it.



                    SIG TOO BIG

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                    • gotys
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 767

                      #11
                      Amp is a keyboard warrior and nothing else. NOTHING ELSE. Not a bussiness man, not a designer, nothing....well, he may also be an idiot...
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                      • nofx
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 16826

                        #12
                        nicely put

                        Often times I wonder why
                        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                        When sickness comes I must decide:
                        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                        • imafuckingaussie
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 1497

                          #13
                          What are you going to do when you leave adult, anything interesting?

                          You can get it ploughing a paddock, you can get it makin some porn sites, matter of fact I've got it now.

                          For a hard earned thrist, you need a big cold beer.

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                          • Amputate Your Head
                            There can be only one
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 39075

                            #14
                            Originally posted by gotys
                            Amp is a keyboard warrior and nothing else. NOTHING ELSE. Not a bussiness man, not a designer, nothing....well, he may also be an idiot...
                            spoken from a dweeb that knows ZERO about me.... too scared of his own mouth to stand up to his words when confronted face to face.


                            I DID stand 12 inches from you Gotys.... in Lensman's suite. And you did NOTHING. I also walked right by your scrawny ass in the hallway of the Venetian a day later..... and again you did NOTHING.

                            You are a snot nosed punk kid immigrant. You had your chance to shine bigshot. You fucking blew it. Just like your lame ass TGP.
                            SIG TOO BIG

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                            • Mako
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 1986

                              #15
                              I don't recall asking...





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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Mako
                                I don't recall asking...





                                I don't recall asking you to ask.
                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                • bringer
                                  i have man boobies
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 13082

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                  what's really cool is that I have done this shit so well, there are some people reading this right now that truly don't know if I'm serious or not..... lol





                                  and I love it.



                                  i thought you were serious the last 5 times you've done this. now its just boring. you forgot to post the pictures of your house and about your new job cleaning lawns. go down some pills and get banned again so we can go on with our boring and lame lives revolving around an internet forum.
                                  333-765-551

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                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                    There can be only one
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by bringer
                                    i thought you were serious the last 5 times you've done this. now its just boring. get down some pills and get banned again so we can go on with our boring and lame lives revolving around an internet forum.
                                    precisely my point.

                                    "Amp" is a business.


                                    you are a customer.
                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                    • jonesy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 6688

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                      what's really cool is that I have done this shit so well, there are some people reading this right now that truly don't know if I'm serious or not.

                                      i love using the grill yr round.

                                      what about you amp?
                                      .
                                      Shooting Bikini Girls

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                                      • Shaolin Pixel
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 125

                                        #20
                                        Your a good designer, good luck homes.
                                        ICQ: 231.895.144

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                                        • KRL
                                          Entrepreneur
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 31429

                                          #21
                                          Whoever you really are, I like your style.

                                          And your design work is tops.

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                                          • gotys
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 767

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                            spoken from a dweeb that knows ZERO about me.... too scared of his own mouth to stand up to his words when confronted face to face.


                                            I DID stand 12 inches from you Gotys.... in Lensman's suite. And you did NOTHING. I also walked right by your scrawny ass in the hallway of the Venetian a day later..... and again you did NOTHING.

                                            You are a snot nosed punk kid immigrant. You had your chance to shine bigshot. You fucking blew it. Just like your lame ass TGP.

                                            I didn't want to get deported from the country for fucking up a little shit like yourself. Not worth it if you ask me.
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                                            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                              best designer on GFY
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 30307

                                              #23
                                              Deported?

                                              Ya mean ya actually should not be in the USA?
                                              This is amusing.

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                                              • bringer
                                                i have man boobies
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 13082

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                precisely my point.

                                                "Amp" is a business.


                                                you are a customer.
                                                "Amp" is a fool. I think this thread is just an excuse to get away and play keyboard warrior on planethalflifes forum. go pick on 7th graders and stop being an idiot.
                                                333-765-551

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                                                • JuiceMonkey
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 3581

                                                  #25
                                                  hi
                                                  I don't know who you are
                                                  but welcome to GFY
                                                  ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey

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                                                  • kmanrox
                                                    aka K-Man
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 29295

                                                    #26
                                                    Haha... that might work on a retarded 4 year old... we all know who you are Amp, and it's all the things you said you werent on there... beautiful!
                                                    Crypto HODLr
                                                    Crypto mining
                                                    Angel investor

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                                                    • gotys
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 767

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                      Deported?

                                                      Ya mean ya actually should not be in the USA?
                                                      This is amusing.

                                                      Nah, I was at the time. I left US years ago, didn't like it over there much.
                                                      PicHunter.com,ClipHunter.com,HomeTwat.com
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                                                      • Mako
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 1986

                                                        #28

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                                                        • spunkmaster
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 2052

                                                          #29
                                                          All was quiet then we got AMP'd

                                                          About time since there have been some goofy shit here lately !

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                                                          • QuaWee
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 5791

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Mako
                                                            i luv mainstream

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                                                            • Tylo
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 2108

                                                              #31
                                                              Todd calls them like he seems em.. To damn funny if you ask me..
                                                              -ICQ# 119419008

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                                                              • jayeff
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 2944

                                                                #32
                                                                Just as with all the other "eccentric" (for want of a better word) characters on here, it doesn't make the slightest difference to me whether "Amp" reflects the real you or not. His is the face you choose to present to your potential customers.

                                                                Only you know whether he gets you the volume and type of business you want. If yes, then you can laugh at your critics. If not...

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                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 39075

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by jayeff
                                                                  Just as with all the other "eccentric" (for want of a better word) characters on here, it doesn't make the slightest difference to me whether "Amp" reflects the real you or not. His is the face you choose to present to your potential customers.

                                                                  Only you know whether he gets you the volume and type of business you want. If yes, then you can laugh at your critics. If not...
                                                                  and I'm laughing all day long next to my pool with pineapple and carribean rum and those awesome little drink umbrellas.
                                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                  • chadglni
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 6924

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Believable. There are many other characters here, I saw at least one in this thread. It's tough trying to decide who's got a front going and who's serious, but at the end of the day I really don't care.


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                                                                    • lazycash
                                                                      Troll Patrol
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 15214

                                                                      #35
                                                                      So you were lying about being on lithium because you are bipolar?
                                                                      "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                                      Its crazy..."

                                                                      VenusBlogger

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                                                                      • JFK
                                                                        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                        • 67373

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                        and I'm laughing all day long next to my pool with pineapple and carribean rum and those awesome little drink umbrellas.
                                                                        Love the little umbrellas

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                                                                        • AOLGuy
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 1261

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Man. I feel so lied to. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that porn stars use fake names or something...

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                                                                          • DarkJedi
                                                                            No Refunds Issued.
                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                            • 28301

                                                                            #38
                                                                            No one gives a fuck (anymore).

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                                                                            • NoComments
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                              • 4957

                                                                              #39
                                                                              only 38 posts????

                                                                              you do need to retire,
                                                                              you are out of shape


                                                                              I did better with "Truth about Pimpdog" thread and I am not even in the business for the last 5 years
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                                                                              • StuartD
                                                                                Sofa King Band
                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                • 29903

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Heh, I've always been a fan of the "uhm.. I meant to do that!" explanation myself
                                                                                This is me on facebook
                                                                                This is me on twitter

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                                                                                • NoComments
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                  • 4957

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  also...when you see
                                                                                  views/post ratio under 10,
                                                                                  there is something really wrong with the thread....
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                                                                                  • Machete_
                                                                                    WINNING!
                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 14579

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    So "Amp" did you miss the attention since you had to start this thread?
                                                                                    Was it because noone ever asked "where is amp" the last month?

                                                                                    you are as big a attentionwhore like all the other keyboard whores - you think you are in control, but you are not. Just like any other drug, when you think you are on top of things, its really a sign that things are on top of YOU!!! - and this time its your big ego biting you in the ass. You have had you "60k post of fame" - now its time to shut up and go to work like the rest of us


                                                                                    Just like you dont care about most of the surfers/webmaster on this board, most of us dont really care about you - you are a designer like 100.000 other out there - there is NOTHING special about you - get over it - you are JUST like the rest of us - nothing more, nothing less

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                                                                                    • DamageX
                                                                                      Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 14293

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      LOL, newsflash
                                                                                      Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                      If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                      • Doctor Dre
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 51692

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Didn't you make a thread like that 3 months ago ?
                                                                                        Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                        • grumpy
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 9870

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          what makes you think we give a shit?
                                                                                          Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
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                                                                                          • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                                                            • 40377

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            cherrylula
                                                                                            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                            • candyflip
                                                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                              • 43069

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Is the real AMP still a deadbeat dad?

                                                                                              Spend you some brain.
                                                                                              Email Me

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                                                                                              • Rui
                                                                                                web
                                                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                                                • 9533

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Dunno if this is actualy true or not (and to be honest don't even give a fuck) but if it is let me just tell you it actualy makes sense ;)

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                                                                                                • Rhesus
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                  • 2009

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  same as Sleazy, DJ etc

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                                                                                                  • willysbirthday
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                                    • 436

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Typically I do not speak up in such circumstances. But you do not "get it" amp ...
                                                                                                    oOooooooOOo

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