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  • badmunchkin
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 3797

    #1

    Does your Business Card Do THIS??!!

    Haven't spammed anything in a looooong-ass-time, so chill out, haters.

    Just wanted to let everyone know we're now offering our 3D business cards at a new lower price. No, they're still not cheap but do you want to just be another face in the crowd (or card in the trash ) or do you want to Stand Out?
    This is the adult business, it's all about Eye Candy.

    These cards are the most amazing marketing tool and will set you completely apart from the competition.

    So, ok, ok, get to the price.

    5000 3D business cards used to be $1 a piece ($5000 total). We just dropped the price to $4250 (almost a grand in savings!)

    2500 3D business cards WAS $3000 - NOW is only $2600.

    Think how much you spend on advertising, hosting and equipment in 1 year. This is a drop in the bucket. These are cards that everyone will talk about and show to everyone they know (k, but not the kiddies if you have an animated money shot scene on your card )

    To get more in detail, you can choose from a variety of effects: Animation (up to 12 frames of animation), Morph (one images transforms into another), Flip (basic flip effect from one image to another) and 3D Depth (one of my faves as it looks extremely realistic - a true 3D image with many layers of depth right on your business cards!)

    No, we don't send out samples. The samples are expensive and we send the full runs to our clients, so we don't have a lot of extras available. We used to send out samples and the people who wanted them were not serious customers, they "just wanted to see them". The people who want to order always just do it.

    If you want to see a sample, go to Best Buy and look at their Gift Cards. They're using a simple Flip effect.

    However we will send you a custom sample for a $100 deposit! We will design your cards, email you a proof (you can request any changes you like until you're happy with your final design/3D effect), and actually mail you a hard copy sample of your card so you can "try it before you buy it", all for a $100 deposit! (the sample is an 80% accurate low-res version).

    After you approve the hard copy sample, the production/turnaround time is 3 weeks. So, no, we can't get them to you for this FL Internext, but you could have them ready to go for Vegas (or any of the other shows).

    Here are some of our recent 3D designs and prints:
















    Hit me up on ICQ, 283197499, email: [email protected] or phone: 813.251.6764 if you're interested and want to get started

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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #2
    That shit is HOT! Hit me up on ICQ tomorrow, this has piqued my interest.

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    • badmunchkin
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 3797

      #3
      Originally posted by HighOnAcid
      That shit is HOT! Hit me up on ICQ tomorrow, this has piqued my interest.
      Actually I was just thinking about doing that, lol - I'll talk to you tomorrow

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      • xclusive
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Apr 2004
        • 35218

        #4
        looks awesome

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        • CDSmith
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          • May 2001
          • 51460

          #5
          Think of the possibilities for 3D cards for your porn biz.

          :D
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          • Aly
            President, ePufferProfits
            • Dec 2004
            • 1881

            #6
            Great stuff!
            .

            .
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            • MrJackMeHoff
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 4569

              #7
              I dont get it? 3d cardboard images got old 15 years ago. Shits expensive for throw away stuff.

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              • badmunchkin
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 3797

                #8
                Originally posted by CDSmith
                Think of the possibilities for 3D cards for your porn biz.

                :D
                Exactly - we sell these to mainstream all the time but I haven't gotten a single order from the adult biz yet - and have had this in my sig for eons. There should be tons of people on this board who would jump at the chance to have an animated or 3D card. Just think, Vanilla Deville stripping down on a business card, Sunny Leone's breasts in full 3D, the possibilities are endless.

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                • Spunky
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                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133986

                  #9
                  The new evolution of business cards..imagine the cost to produce them

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                  • sickkittens
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                    • Jul 2002
                    • 25100

                    #10
                    Is that baddog in the 1st card?

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                    • badmunchkin
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 3797

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                      I dont get it? 3d cardboard images got old 15 years ago. Shits expensive for throw away stuff.
                      cardboard images? what does that mean? This is a 3D lens, not one of those old cheesy holograms - the technology has been refined infinitely. You seriously don't see the value in having an animated card or a business card with true 3 dimensional depth over a plain-jane business card?

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                      • CDSmith
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • May 2001
                        • 51460

                        #12
                        Originally posted by badmunchkin
                        YARGH!

                        That be a badass card. :D
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                        • badmunchkin
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 3797

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sickkittens
                          Is that baddog in the 1st card?
                          ummm... yea, sure, why not?

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                          • badmunchkin
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 3797

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                            YARGH!

                            That be a badass card. :D
                            hehe, thanks, I designed that one myself. YARRGH!!! (where's Chio?)

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                            • CDSmith
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2001
                              • 51460

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                              I dont get it? 3d cardboard images got old 15 years ago. Shits expensive for throw away stuff.
                              No, you obviously don't get it.

                              People don't throw away cards like this. They tend to hang onto them, and show them to people, saying things like "Look at this guy's business card, isn't that freaky?"...... they grow your business, they don't end up in a few thousand wastepaper baskets like the average run-of-the-mill black-on-white one-sided cards that most people have do.
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                              • tony299
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                                • Aug 2002
                                • 57021

                                #16
                                very very cool stuff

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                                • badmunchkin
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 3797

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                  No, you obviously don't get it.

                                  People don't throw away cards like this. They tend to hang onto them, and show them to people, saying things like "Look at this guy's business card, isn't that freaky?"...... they grow your business, they don't end up in a few thousand wastepaper baskets like the average run-of-the-mill black-on-white one-sided cards that most people have do.

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                                  • poisson
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 6474

                                    #18
                                    I like it alot, good luck with it, i have no need since i do no business with anyone anymore,, and my sponsors dont need my card!

                                    Cheers.

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                                    • Doctor Dre
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 51692

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                                      I dont get it? 3d cardboard images got old 15 years ago. Shits expensive for throw away stuff.
                                      Not widely used on a card thought
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                                      • MrJackMeHoff
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 4569

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                        No, you obviously don't get it.

                                        People don't throw away cards like this. They tend to hang onto them, and show them to people, saying things like "Look at this guy's business card, isn't that freaky?"...... they grow your business, they don't end up in a few thousand wastepaper baskets like the average run-of-the-mill black-on-white one-sided cards that most people have do.

                                        Id think the card was neatorama and all but id still throw it away what the fuck am I, 8 years old?

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                                        • CDSmith
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 51460

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                                          Id think the card was neatorama and all but id still throw it away what the fuck am I, 8 years old?
                                          It sort of sounds like it, yes.
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                                          • Dalai lama
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                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 16540

                                            #22
                                            I rather have the oldschool business cards.

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                                            • Theo
                                              HAL 9000
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 34515

                                              #23
                                              upload a video with some samples
                                              best way to get orders

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                                              • CheneyRumsfeld
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2004
                                                • 1341

                                                #24
                                                I distinctly remember Karl Rove telling George Bush that is what he thought his problem was.
                                                Bush just don't have that snazy 3D business card.
                                                the Dems just don't show no respect without it.

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                                                • MickeyG
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 4134

                                                  #25
                                                  neat idea and Im sure very effective, but its still too pricey.

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                                                  • adamthick
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                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 377

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MickeyG
                                                    neat idea and Im sure very effective, but its still too pricey.
                                                    yea, they're very cool but the cost is a bit much. maybe if you could buy them in smaller quanitities...not everyone buys 2,500 cards at a time. Most people I know, including myself buy 250-500 at a time.


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                                                    • Denis_SC
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                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 2332

                                                      #27
                                                      This is some awesome stuff for sure !

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                                                      • blackfeet
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 589

                                                        #28
                                                        Very original

                                                        great idea

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                                                        • Mr. Pat
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 547

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by badmunchkin
                                                          Haven't spammed anything in a looooong-ass-time, so chill out, haters.
                                                          your cards are excellent, and very impressive, but starting out a thread with "so chill out haters" is a turn off to prospective buyers, why not just come out and say what ya got to sell and then ignore the flame posters?

                                                          your ad in general sounds like you're scolding 5 year olds. Just tout the best aspects of your merchandise and leave it at that. We all know in the adult industry that we have to have the "eye-candy" aspect

                                                          having said that, great job on the cards. hope you do well with them
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                                                          • Sosa
                                                            In Tushy Land
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 40149

                                                            #30
                                                            great stuff!

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                                                            • Basic_man
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 27360

                                                              #31
                                                              I love the Globe card
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                                                              • EroticySteve
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                • 4365

                                                                #32
                                                                Well said Mr. Pat. Personally, if you rely on your card to do your selling you're also perhaps shortsighted of the opportunity of networking that presents itself at shows and in the public. Frankly, if all someone remembers from your conversation is your card then you should go back to school and learn how to sell yourself and your company.

                                                                That said, I'm sure your products are good. They are definitely not cheap and you make no excuses about that. I'm sure that they sell well and I'm sure that there is plenty of business to be had.

                                                                I will say that I appreciate cards, of any type. I keep them in a binder and I look through there before I look through my contacts in Outlook.

                                                                Some of the nicest cards I've seen are the laser etched metal cards that a few guys around here carry.
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                                                                • badmunchkin
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 3797

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Mr. Pat
                                                                  your cards are excellent, and very impressive, but starting out a thread with "so chill out haters" is a turn off to prospective buyers, why not just come out and say what ya got to sell and then ignore the flame posters?
                                                                  That's just my posting style, haha, sorry, people that read my posts are probably used to it, that was me trying to lighten the mood

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                                                                  • badmunchkin
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 3797

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I've been flying this in my sig for 2 years and haven't had one sale on GFY yet - I know we can create some amazing cards for the true players on GFY - so I'm going to bump this thread everyday until we get some orders!!!

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                                                                    • Mr. Pat
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 547

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by badmunchkin
                                                                      That's just my posting style, haha, sorry, people that read my posts are probably used to it, that was me trying to lighten the mood
                                                                      ah then that's cool! hope ya get some orders
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                                                                      • Nifield
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                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 1345

                                                                        #36
                                                                        looks good dude
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                                                                        • badmunchkin
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                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 3797

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Mr. Pat
                                                                          ah then that's cool! hope ya get some orders
                                                                          cheers

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                                                                          • JohnW
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                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                            • 642

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Holy fuckin clip art nightmares! Those are the best graphics you can come up with?!



                                                                            J.

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                                                                            • badmunchkin
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 3797

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by JohnW
                                                                              Holy fuckin clip art nightmares! Those are the best graphics you can come up with?!



                                                                              J.
                                                                              If you're referring to the Antion "Ka-ching" card, that was how the client wanted it to look. Not our choice. That's the only card that uses clip art.

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                                                                              • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                                • 4357

                                                                                #40
                                                                                damn that looks tight! you dont even need 3d glasses..
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                                                                                • axelcat
                                                                                  Adult Locals
                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 25450

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  they are awesome

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                                                                                  • badmunchkin
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                    • 3797

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    bump for new orders

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                                                                                    • Relish XXX
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                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 4904

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      No, we don't send out samples. The samples are expensive and we send the full runs to our clients, so we don't have a lot of extras available. We used to send out samples and the people who wanted them were not serious customers, they "just wanted to see them". The people who want to order always just do it.
                                                                                      If I am spending $4250 I want to see a sample. You dont buy a car without a test drive or a television without it first being switched on. If I was you I would make a kick arse card for your company get 10,000 printed up and send them out to anyone who asks regardless of who they are as you never know who they know or who they may show it to.

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                                                                                      • badmunchkin
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                                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                                        • 3797

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Relish XXX
                                                                                        If I am spending $4250 I want to see a sample. You dont buy a car without a test drive or a television without it first being switched on. If I was you I would make a kick arse card for your company get 10,000 printed up and send them out to anyone who asks regardless of who they are as you never know who they know or who they may show it to.
                                                                                        The sample is $100 which is a totally customized to your design. This is pretty common for this product - I know of a competitor that charges $200 to send out generic samples with none of the designing, set-up or customizing that we do for $100.

                                                                                        We are currently developing a new postcard that will show all the 3D effects and will send out a run only to our past customers who frequently order from us.

                                                                                        But sending these out to every person who just "wants to see them" and doesn't have that type of money to invest in marketing is a waste. It's not like if a hosting or content company is handing out the 3D cards - they have a service that everyone needs. This is only targetted towards the serious marketer with serious $$$ to spend.

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                                                                                        • Relish XXX
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 4904

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by badmunchkin
                                                                                          The sample is $100 which is a totally customized to your design. This is pretty common for this product - I know of a competitor that charges $200 to send out generic samples with none of the designing, set-up or customizing that we do for $100.

                                                                                          We are currently developing a new postcard that will show all the 3D effects and will send out a run only to our past customers who frequently order from us.

                                                                                          But sending these out to every person who just "wants to see them" and doesn't have that type of money to invest in marketing is a waste. It's not like if a hosting or content company is handing out the 3D cards - they have a service that everyone needs. This is only targetted towards the serious marketer with serious $$$ to spend.
                                                                                          I dont mean a sample for my logo just a previous clients card!

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                                                                                          • badmunchkin
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                                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                                            • 3797

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Relish XXX
                                                                                            I dont mean a sample for my logo just a previous clients card!
                                                                                            hit me up on ICQ and we can talk about it

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                                                                                            • J-$
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                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                              • 2090

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              its the price you pay to establish yourself.. now get plenty printed and send them around just pick who you give them too ... youve got a diamond in your hands dont ya fuckin waste it over some excuse...its a waste of money yea but probably the best waste ever.. git shit dunn

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                                                                                              • badmunchkin
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                                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                                • 3797

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by J-$
                                                                                                its the price you pay to establish yourself.. now get plenty printed and send them around just pick who you give them too ... youve got a diamond in your hands dont ya fuckin waste it over some excuse...its a waste of money yea but probably the best waste ever.. git shit dunn
                                                                                                We used to send out tons of samples - man, I tell you, those were not the people who ordered - the people that ordered knew how great the product was, put a deposit down, we developed their ideas, sent them a proof in the mail and then they finalized their orders. I've been sending out samples for 2 years and 95% of my orders were made on the phone, first contact, and they made a deposit sight unseen. Then they get a proof of their design that they can look at and finalize their order.

                                                                                                99% of the people who asked for samples weren't serious about it, just wanted to see it and never ordered. We just stopped sending out samples last month. I had 2 years to see what worked and what didn't. Sending out samples to everyone doesn't work. When a serious customer gets a sample that looks exactly like what they had in mind, that's where we get our sales.

                                                                                                k, maybe that's a little too much in-depth behind the scenes of my business but I'm trying to explain the reasoning, the bottom-line of it is we don't send out samples Sorry. For $100 we'll set up your card however you want and send you out a sample of your cards, not something generic. If you're interested in a great marketing tool, $100 to develop it and see it is a steal

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