Great Britain moves up their alert level - GoFuckYourself.com

sperbonzo · 08-01-2005, 08:09 PM

The newswires have reported that the French Government has announced that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's White Flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from "isolationism" to "find somewhere else in the middle east ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and "ask the British for help".

Finally in Great Britain they've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to "make another cup of tea". Their higher levels are "remain resolutely cheerful" and "put the kettle on again".

thaifan99 · 08-01-2005, 08:10 PM

Not true!!

The police are hunting suicide frogmen as we speak lol!

tristan_D · 08-02-2005, 01:15 AM

mmmmkay. the height of paranoia in Europe.

reed_4 · 08-02-2005, 01:50 AM

they should really be on the high alert mode. Terrorists likes to lurk around their territory.

08-01-2005, 08:09 PM	#1
sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	Great Britain moves up their alert level The newswires have reported that the French Government has announced that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's White Flag factory, effectively disabling their military. The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides". The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose". Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from "isolationism" to "find somewhere else in the middle east ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and "ask the British for help". Finally in Great Britain they've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to "make another cup of tea". Their higher levels are "remain resolutely cheerful" and "put the kettle on again". __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

08-01-2005, 08:10 PM	#2
thaifan99 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: London UK Posts: 3,029	Not true!! The police are hunting suicide frogmen as we speak lol! __________________ ARE YOU A FAMILY MEMBER? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!

08-02-2005, 01:15 AM	#3
tristan_D Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,865	mmmmkay. the height of paranoia in Europe. __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

08-02-2005, 01:50 AM	#4
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	they should really be on the high alert mode. Terrorists likes to lurk around their territory. __________________