Funny Doctor's Office Visit - GoFuckYourself.com

TheGoldenChild · 08-01-2005, 06:46 PM

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists that you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The doctor's office erupted in uncontrollable laughter.

Poppy · 08-01-2005, 07:42 PM

That's pretty fucking funny!

reynold · 08-01-2005, 07:53 PM

Laughter is the best medicine...lol

xclusive · 08-01-2005, 08:14 PM

lol that was good

sniperwolf · 08-01-2005, 08:53 PM

yaiyy... that's some funny shit dude.. thanks for sharing...

Pete-KT · 08-01-2005, 08:54 PM

Thats a good one

moneymotivates · 08-01-2005, 09:16 PM

haha nice one

tristan_D · 08-01-2005, 11:19 PM

I saw Something's Gotta Give yesterday and I'm reminded of Jack Nicholson so embarrassed to tell Dr. Keanu Reeves that he took Viagra. LOL

jonesy · 08-01-2005, 11:28 PM

je_rome · 08-01-2005, 11:33 PM

lol..funny stuff. haha

Why · 08-01-2005, 11:36 PM

hahahahaha

08-01-2005, 06:46 PM	#1
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	Funny Doctor's Office Visit There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists that you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The doctor's office erupted in uncontrollable laughter. __________________

08-01-2005, 07:42 PM	#2
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