Stewie: "What's the number? What is it? Oh yes, I remember now. 867-5309. What? Oh, DAMN YOU TOMMY TUTONE!"
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Do they have it on planet bot?Originally posted by axelcatComment
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huh???????Originally posted by BradMComment
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You should, the Family Guy is fucking funnyOriginally posted by axelcat
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I love watchin that show, its funny as hellComment
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I got the first 3 seasons on dvd for my birthday, I'm sorry I didn't start watching it sooner. It the funniest "NOT FOR KIDS" cartoon on TVAbra-cadabra!Comment
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Stewie to Lois: "For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!"Last edited by Mohawk Steve; 08-01-2005, 09:40 AM.Clips4Sale
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I am going to start watching itOriginally posted by boner 2.0You should, the Family Guy is fucking funny Comment
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Peter uses life savings to buy volcano insurance.
Lois: Stares at Peter
Peter: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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Beats the Simpsons easily. One of the funniest shows ever. There are lines in every episode.Get the VirtualFX 2D to 3D TV Converter or 3D Glasses for your PC. Great affiliate and resale programs available.
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i guess i should start watchin now...
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Guy on Airplane: "Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby."
Stewie: "What did you just say?"
Lois: "Stewie, stop fussing."
Stewie: "Pipe down Lois." (Slaps guy on head) "Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, your my bitch."
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Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.Abra-cadabra!Comment
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I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.Comment
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Dammit I missed this one.Originally posted by psiliComment
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"If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."Comment
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Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.Abra-cadabra!Comment
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Peter to Lois: "If I have to sit thru this than I get anal tonight." while sitting thru a ceremony lauding Joe.Comment
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hahahaha .. that one is great.Originally posted by Lightspeed
Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.Comment
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Quagmire: You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.Abra-cadabra!Comment
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Quagmire:
"Hey Meg, 18 yet?"Comment
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Originally posted by Lightspeed
LOL
ahahaha i forgot about that one!Comment
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(Adam West is marrying his hand)
Priest: If anyone has any reason as to why this marriage should not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Adam West's other hand raises up)
Adam West: Shut up, you had your chance!Comment
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Peter: Lois, less talkie more fetchie.Abra-cadabra!Comment
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gigity gigity....lolComment
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Stewie at Brian's Mom's "Burial"..."I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but I did know her as a table."Comment
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Peter: "I've got an idea! An idea so great my head would explode if I even began to know what I was thinking about"112.020.756Comment
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I love that show, it is too funny.Comment
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Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!All the best to you
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I just got the Untold Stewie Griffin movie. Very funny and some raunchy shit.Old SchoolComment
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Best ever.. Stewie: "What the Deuce!""I'm here for the violence!Comment
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Originally posted by SilverCash Thurbs
CLASSIC !!
There are more important things than money . . .
BUT THEY COST TOO MUCH
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Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?AIM sherierocks
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Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.AIM sherierocks
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Steve Lightspeed has time for TV? Interesting.Herschel Savage
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Get back to work slacker!! :POriginally posted by RocHard
Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.AIM sherierocks
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I just watched the movie yesterday. While not as good as the series it was still hilariousComment
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Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.
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Ok, so where did you all get the movie: stewie: the untold story? I have been trying to get it and I can't find it at all.Comment
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Originally posted by CDSmithPeter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.
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(licking meg's tears as she cries about being ugly and fat) "Oh, your anguish sustains me. Oh Yes." -Stewie
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"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
"OH YEAH!!!" (kool aid busts through the wall)
"Gigitty gigitty gigitty"Comment
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stewie: "think maybe you can splurge next time & invest in some solid white albacore?"Comment
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Black Jack Dealer :You have 18
Peter : Hit Me.
Black Jack Dealer : 21!!
Peter : Hit Me.
Black Jack Dealer :That's 30...
Peter : Hit Meflexx [dot] aeon [at] gmailComment
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Black Jack Dealer :You have 18Originally posted by FlexxAeon
Peter : Hit Me.
Black Jack Dealer : 21!!
Peter : Hit Me.
Dealer: But you have 21 sir
Peter Hit me
Black Jack Dealer :That's 30...
Peter: Hit meComment
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None of the lines posted are even remotely funny. They're all pretty obvious, meaning you can predict the next line before it's written: The mark of simple comedy. CDSmith's line was pretty sharp, but also predictable.
Not sure why this show appeals to so many over say South Park (infinitely more funny) or the Simpsons (slipping in recent years, but still cuts to the bone on occaision).
Besides, this is Eurpean Lee's favorite show, that alone speaks volumes as to its quality.
Last edited by Mako; 08-01-2005, 06:08 PM.
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BIG bump for family guy. I fricken LOVE that show!
(That and American Dad is pretty damn funny also!)Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing
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Originally posted by MakoNone of the lines posted are even remotely funny. They're all pretty obvious, meaning you can predict the next line before it's written: The mark of simple comedy. CDSmith's line was pretty sharp, but also predictable.
Not sure why this show appeals to so many over say South Park (infinitely more funny) or the Simpsons (slipping in recent years, but still cuts to the bone on occaision).
Besides, this is Eurpean Lee's favorite show, that alone speaks volumes as to its quality.
You can take any line out of context and it's just obvious and silly.... Just watch it and look at the timing and delivery.
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I bet you'd miss a lot of the jokes. The writing on that show covers such a wide timeline. South Park jokes aren't nearly as subtle or highbrow as Family Guy.Originally posted by MakoNone of the lines posted are even remotely funny. They're all pretty obvious, meaning you can predict the next line before it's written: The mark of simple comedy. CDSmith's line was pretty sharp, but also predictable.
Not sure why this show appeals to so many over say South Park (infinitely more funny) or the Simpsons (slipping in recent years, but still cuts to the bone on occaision).
Besides, this is Eurpean Lee's favorite show, that alone speaks volumes as to its quality.Comment
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