Family Guy funny quotes

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 4
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 template Next
  • Zebra
    Banned from Kimmy's couch
    • Oct 2001
    • 5091
    #31
    I just got the Untold Stewie Griffin movie. Very funny and some raunchy shit.
    Old School

      Comment

      • media
        Confirmed Moneymaker
        • Apr 2002
        • 9853
        #32
        Best ever.. Stewie: "What the Deuce!""
        I'm here for the violence!

          Comment

          • Metalsound
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2005
            • 880
            #33
            Originally posted by SilverCash Thurbs
            (Adam West is marrying his hand)
            Priest: If anyone has any reason as to why this marriage should not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace.
            (Adam West's other hand raises up)
            Adam West: Shut up, you had your chance!

            CLASSIC !!
            There are more important things than money . . .

            BUT THEY COST TOO MUCH

              Comment

              • sherie
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 7020
                #34
                Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
                AIM sherierocks
                ICQ 127-296-286
                Skype traffichor

                  Comment

                  • sherie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 7020
                    #35
                    Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
                    AIM sherierocks
                    ICQ 127-296-286
                    Skype traffichor

                      Comment

                      • Rochard
                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 75733
                        #36
                        Steve Lightspeed has time for TV? Interesting.
                        Herschel Savage
                        Brooklyn, NY

                          Comment

                          • sherie
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 7020
                            #37
                            Originally posted by RocHard
                            Steve Lightspeed has time for TV? Interesting.
                            Get back to work slacker!! :P


                            Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.
                            AIM sherierocks
                            ICQ 127-296-286
                            Skype traffichor

                              Comment

                              • iwantchixx
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 12860
                                #38
                                I just watched the movie yesterday. While not as good as the series it was still hilarious

                                  Comment

                                  • CDSmith
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460
                                    #39
                                    Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
                                    Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
                                    Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.


                                    Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                    ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!
                                    Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.                                     ICQ me at: 31024634

                                      Comment

                                      • Jayde
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 108
                                        #40
                                        Ok, so where did you all get the movie: stewie: the untold story? I have been trying to get it and I can't find it at all.
                                        Jayde
                                        http://www.hotindianbabe.com

                                          Comment

                                          • reynold
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 51271
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                            Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
                                            Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
                                            Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.

                                            This quaote needs a bump.

                                              Comment

                                              • High Quality
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 5741
                                                #42
                                                (licking meg's tears as she cries about being ugly and fat) "Oh, your anguish sustains me. Oh Yes." -Stewie

                                                RecurCash.com - Averaging $38/sale with 60% revshare in the first 4 months alone!

                                                Convert your TEEN traffic today @ better than 1:500 guaranteed. ICQ me: 18287590!

                                                  Comment

                                                  • wedouglas
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 5921
                                                    #43
                                                    "Oh no!"
                                                    "Oh no!"
                                                    "Oh no!"
                                                    "OH YEAH!!!" (kool aid busts through the wall)


                                                    "Gigitty gigitty gigitty"

                                                      Comment

                                                      • pr0
                                                        rockin tha trailerpark
                                                        • May 2001
                                                        • 23088
                                                        #44
                                                        stewie: "think maybe you can splurge next time & invest in some solid white albacore?"
                                                        __________
                                                        Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

                                                          Comment

                                                          • FlexxAeon
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 3765
                                                            #45
                                                            Black Jack Dealer :You have 18
                                                            Peter : Hit Me.
                                                            Black Jack Dealer : 21!!
                                                            Peter : Hit Me.
                                                            Black Jack Dealer :That's 30...
                                                            Peter : Hit Me
                                                            flexx [dot] aeon [at] gmail

                                                              Comment

                                                              Previous 1 2 3 4 template Next
                                                              Working...