Guy on Airplane: "Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby."
Stewie: "What did you just say?"
Lois: "Stewie, stop fussing."
Stewie: "Pipe down Lois." (Slaps guy on head) "Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, your my bitch."
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
Guy on Airplane: "Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby."
Stewie: "What did you just say?"
Lois: "Stewie, stop fussing."
Stewie: "Pipe down Lois." (Slaps guy on head) "Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, your my bitch."
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
hahahaha .. that one is great.
Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
(Adam West is marrying his hand)
Priest: If anyone has any reason as to why this marriage should not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Adam West's other hand raises up)
Adam West: Shut up, you had your chance!
Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
(Adam West is marrying his hand)
Priest: If anyone has any reason as to why this marriage should not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Adam West's other hand raises up)
Adam West: Shut up, you had your chance!
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.
Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.
Black Jack Dealer :You have 18
Peter : Hit Me.
Black Jack Dealer : 21!!
Peter : Hit Me.
Black Jack Dealer :That's 30...
Peter : Hit Me
Black Jack Dealer :You have 18
Peter : Hit Me.
Black Jack Dealer : 21!!
Peter : Hit Me.
Dealer: But you have 21 sir
Peter Hit me
Black Jack Dealer :That's 30...
Peter: Hit me
None of the lines posted are even remotely funny. They're all pretty obvious, meaning you can predict the next line before it's written: The mark of simple comedy. CDSmith's line was pretty sharp, but also predictable.
Not sure why this show appeals to so many over say South Park (infinitely more funny) or the Simpsons (slipping in recent years, but still cuts to the bone on occaision).
Besides, this is Eurpean Lee's favorite show, that alone speaks volumes as to its quality.
None of the lines posted are even remotely funny. They're all pretty obvious, meaning you can predict the next line before it's written: The mark of simple comedy. CDSmith's line was pretty sharp, but also predictable.
Not sure why this show appeals to so many over say South Park (infinitely more funny) or the Simpsons (slipping in recent years, but still cuts to the bone on occaision).
Besides, this is Eurpean Lee's favorite show, that alone speaks volumes as to its quality.
You can take any line out of context and it's just obvious and silly.... Just watch it and look at the timing and delivery.
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None of the lines posted are even remotely funny. They're all pretty obvious, meaning you can predict the next line before it's written: The mark of simple comedy. CDSmith's line was pretty sharp, but also predictable.
Not sure why this show appeals to so many over say South Park (infinitely more funny) or the Simpsons (slipping in recent years, but still cuts to the bone on occaision).
Besides, this is Eurpean Lee's favorite show, that alone speaks volumes as to its quality.
I bet you'd miss a lot of the jokes. The writing on that show covers such a wide timeline. South Park jokes aren't nearly as subtle or highbrow as Family Guy.
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