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Dagwolf · 07-31-2005, 01:01 AM

Why wear contacts when you can have these?

http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20041214.html

thaifan99 · 07-31-2005, 01:03 AM

Are those patentable?

Dagwolf · 07-31-2005, 01:04 AM

I think they're patented.

poisson · 07-31-2005, 01:06 AM

Sooooo old.... seeng that years ago,, i'll stick with my contacts.

nofx · 07-31-2005, 01:08 AM

cool concept

mardigras · 07-31-2005, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

cool concept

Until something hits them

iwantchixx · 07-31-2005, 01:18 AM

it's fake. This was circulating the internet a while back.

2HousePlague · 07-31-2005, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Why wear contacts when you can have these?

http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20041214.html

so this will never, ever happen to me:

2HP

nofx · 07-31-2005, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

Until something hits them

yea, i bet getting those ripped out of your face would hurt like a mother fucker

rickholio · 07-31-2005, 01:24 AM

I can't imagine how practical something like that could be where it'd take 5 minutes to unscrew the lenses so you could, say, CLEAN them properly.

File under "Neat, in a totally impractical way".

bangman · 07-31-2005, 01:32 AM

Laser eye surgery.

strats · 07-31-2005, 01:55 AM

the engineering for something like that is fucking simple and the one seen in that link was poorly done. it could simply be done alot better in a way there is no shit hanging off the hahahahahahas face and that if pressure was applied to the glassses, they would simply come out. pretty fucking simple

divinity · 07-31-2005, 02:04 AM

would be nice if contacts weren't around. but for those of us with body piercings that get caught on shit, I can almost feel the collective cringing..

Clicky_Bucks · 07-31-2005, 02:14 AM

Ok, all kidding aside, what percentage of the public is going to pierce their fucking face so they don't have to wear contacts? .1 percent, if that?

What a stupid fucking idea.

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strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	the engineering for something like that is fucking simple and the one seen in that link was poorly done. it could simply be done alot better in a way there is no shit hanging off the hahahahahahas face and that if pressure was applied to the glassses, they would simply come out. pretty fucking simple

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