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Old 09-08-2002, 12:02 AM   #1
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Has anyone done the angry dragon Or dirty sanchez?

The Angry Dragon -
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. The harder you laugh, the angrier she'll look. Magic.

Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her Asshole, then reach around and wipe the shit on her upper lip, providing her a mustache.

The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.

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Old 09-08-2002, 12:05 AM   #2
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I am going to have to try this
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Old 09-08-2002, 12:08 AM   #3
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Chili dog sounds intense...
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Old 09-08-2002, 12:12 AM   #4
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gotta try this one out.

The Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her hard in the back of the head. The blow to the head will make her arc her back and tense her ass muscles up, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
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Old 09-08-2002, 01:23 AM   #5
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I once told a stripper that my friend would like a dirty sanchez, then when I explained her what is it, she ran away
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Old 09-08-2002, 01:27 AM   #6
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Angry Dragon.....hahahahaha

Dirty Sanchez and Chili dog.....ewwwww gross
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Old 09-08-2002, 01:29 AM   #7
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Re: Donkey Punch.

Anal while she is vomiting is just as good.
Amazing constrictions!
and the next day you can just deny the whole thing!

I highly recomend this
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Old 09-08-2002, 02:23 AM   #8
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Does anyone have there own crazy story.

The only crazy thing I've ever done was Shove a cucumber up a girls ass while I was Fucking her. It felt good

I need a name for it
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Old 09-08-2002, 02:28 AM   #9
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Does anyone have there own crazy story.

The only crazy thing I've ever done was Shove a cucumber up a girls ass while I was Fucking her. It felt good

I need a name for it
I call that move the RogerV
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Old 09-08-2002, 02:30 AM   #10
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BTW, there is a naked 19 year old russian chick on my couch/hide-a-bed.

We just finished about 3 hours of fucking...She is now out cold. Got any slick moves for this situation?
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Old 09-08-2002, 05:16 AM   #11
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BTW, there is a naked 19 year old russian chick on my couch/hide-a-bed.

We just finished about 3 hours of fucking...She is now out cold. Got any slick moves for this situation?

Pay her and don't forget to tip.
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Old 09-08-2002, 08:56 AM   #12
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The Wild Rodeo:

Start fucking a girl from behind and gently bend down and whisper in her ear "your sister was better"

Then grasp her hips tightly and hold on for the ride.

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Old 09-08-2002, 09:13 AM   #13
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Does anyone have there own crazy story.

The only crazy thing I've ever done was Shove a cucumber up a girls ass while I was Fucking her. It felt good

I need a name for it

That's the venerable "Vlasic Enema". Now that's a good pickle.
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Old 09-08-2002, 10:09 AM   #14
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Isn't there a move called "the rodeo" where you hide your friends in your closet and then bring in a fat chick to bang. You start nailing her doggy style and then you have your friends jump out of the closet and stahahahae her? The point being to see how long you can stay attached before she throws you off?

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Old 09-08-2002, 01:54 PM   #17
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I'm surprised nobody has posted this one yet...

The Jelly Donut

Right after coming on the girls face, punch her in the nose and make her bleed. She'll look like she just ate a jelly donut.
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The Double Fish Hook is the only way to go when fucking her doggie style !
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Old 09-08-2002, 03:44 PM   #19
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BTW, there is a naked 19 year old russian chick on my couch/hide-a-bed.

We just finished about 3 hours of fucking...She is now out cold. Got any slick moves for this situation?
This about as believable as your bumper sticker thread...we all know you ain't got no car.
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Old 09-08-2002, 03:46 PM   #20
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Double Fish hook I gotta try that out
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Old 09-08-2002, 03:49 PM   #22
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For those Lonely nights

The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
and don't forget the lube
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Old 09-08-2002, 05:02 PM   #23
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Old 09-08-2002, 05:17 PM   #24
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gotta try this one out.

The Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her hard
I thought that was suppose to be ... punch her hard... in the side (like the lower back of the rib cage).
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Old 09-08-2002, 05:23 PM   #25
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I just hope my boyfriend will not try these sick ideas!
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I just hope my boyfriend will not try these sick ideas!

Come on its all in good fun.

And who knows you might like it.
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Old 09-08-2002, 06:07 PM   #27
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Holy Moly!!! there is limits even to a girl like me will do...
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Old 09-08-2002, 07:35 PM   #29
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Holy fuck thats alot.
Do I start from the bottom or the top.
I'm sure I can find some girls on Sunset to do these for a few bucks
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Old 09-08-2002, 07:39 PM   #30
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Nice list. Looks like the current thread came direct from the list on americanjackass.
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Old 07-25-2005, 10:43 PM   #33
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Does anyone have there own crazy story.
LOL those are HILARIOUS!!

here's one:

Zombie Mask: When you cum all over her face and she goes "murauuhhrggh"
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The Angry Dragon -
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. The harder you laugh, the angrier she'll look. Magic.

Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her Asshole, then reach around and wipe the shit on her upper lip, providing her a mustache.

The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.
you gotta be a sick fuck to do the chili dog.
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Those are big words. ;)
I'm all bark and no bite unless you tease me LOL
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