My sister in law - joke - GoFuckYourself.com

beemk · 07-28-2005, 04:30 PM

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."

tungsten · 07-28-2005, 04:36 PM

holy shit lol thats a hell of a test

IwantU Bryan · 07-28-2005, 04:38 PM

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Sosa · 07-28-2005, 04:38 PM

so many stories with the same ending just like that.

sniperwolf · 07-28-2005, 04:42 PM

i gotta say, i've read that stuff long ago.. and still...
I can't resist reading every single word again..LOL
sure is very entertaining

tristan_D · 07-28-2005, 05:24 PM

I have read it before and still sounds funny to me.

reynold · 07-28-2005, 07:26 PM

You are just so lucky man! ;)

iwantchixx · 07-28-2005, 07:40 PM

hahaha see guys?? Condoms can save your life ha!

Spunky · 07-28-2005, 07:43 PM

I would have asked for a blowjob

PixeLs · 07-28-2005, 10:02 PM

That day, you probably figured out what mixed emotion means.

reynold · 07-29-2005, 12:35 AM

well anyways, that's only a joke. in real life you could have fuck that sister-in-law just in the stairs. lol

je_rome · 07-29-2005, 12:36 AM

haha. very entertaining story.. i could have asked for a blowjob too.

07-28-2005, 04:30 PM	#1
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	My sister in law - joke I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "The moral of this story is:" "Always keep your condoms in your car." __________________ I host with Vacares

07-28-2005, 04:36 PM	#2
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07-28-2005, 04:38 PM	#3
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07-28-2005, 04:42 PM	#5
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	i gotta say, i've read that stuff long ago.. and still... I can't resist reading every single word again..LOL sure is very entertaining __________________ ~Accepting design works~

07-28-2005, 05:24 PM	#6
tristan_D Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,865	I have read it before and still sounds funny to me. __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

07-28-2005, 04:38 PM	#4
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	so many stories with the same ending just like that.

07-28-2005, 07:26 PM	#7
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	You are just so lucky man! ;)

07-28-2005, 07:40 PM	#8
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	hahaha see guys?? Condoms can save your life ha!

07-28-2005, 07:43 PM	#9
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07-28-2005, 10:02 PM	#10
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	That day, you probably figured out what mixed emotion means. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

07-29-2005, 12:35 AM	#11
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	well anyways, that's only a joke. in real life you could have fuck that sister-in-law just in the stairs. lol

07-29-2005, 12:36 AM	#12
je_rome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,846	haha. very entertaining story.. i could have asked for a blowjob too. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com Today!