Do you think the Florida Marlins will win the World Series? - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 07-27-2005, 07:21 PM

Please vote honestly

Snake Doctor · 07-27-2005, 08:34 PM

Did I mention we just got Beckett, Valdez, and Alfonseca back from the DL?

That PLUS we'll probably upgrade the club with a trade or two by this weekend. The fish are looking mighty good going into the second half baby

wedouglas · 07-27-2005, 08:35 PM

Tigers baby, Tigers

tranza · 07-27-2005, 08:35 PM

Hahahaha... No is not an option?

jonesy · 07-27-2005, 09:02 PM

yes they will

Spunky · 07-27-2005, 09:07 PM

They have a pretty good chance

PixeLs · 07-27-2005, 09:34 PM

I expect the Marlins to win with MIfuel Cabrera taking the charge.

Snake Doctor · 07-27-2005, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas

Tigers baby, Tigers

Tigers are going to be scary in a year, maybe two.
They have the best GM in baseball IMHO. I almost cried when Dombrowski left the Marlins, he is the S-H-I-T.

Although I do have to admit I've been impressed with the deals Beinfest has made so far, considering his track record in Montreal I wasn't very optimistic.

WayneBrady · 07-27-2005, 10:10 PM

Fuck No

While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out the window
I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizing on my window
I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light
The neighbors sat me naked so they called the cops
They cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area
So I get all pissed again, I get on top of the car and pissed on the windshield
The big nig ger one grabs me and handcuffs me
Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car
Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat
I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack
Then I got violent and banged my head on the window
Then the big nig ger one and asked me what that smell was
So I said I took a shit, and the big nig ger one hit me
They drove me to the station booked me, and took me in a room and told me to wait
I waited about 30 minutes
Then the 2 men in black came in one stands in the corner and the other sits down
They asked me what I saw, and I told them I saw a UFO
He then I told me I didn?t see a UFO
I then you don?t tell me what I see
Then he said we can make you disappear
Then I tell them not to threaten me
He then says we can make your wife, kids, and house disappear
Then he pulls a paper out that said I saw a helicopter and I was drunk and high
So I signed it, then I asked what organization they were from
Then the one in the corner and looked at the other and the the one talking said the meeting was over
The cops then took me and threw me into a cell
And the next day I was released and I went home.

Later that afternoon a black military helicopter flew over with no numbers
So I get all pissed off and started throwing shoes at the helicopter and screaming profanities
Then it quickly flew off
15 minutes later a black car pulls up, and the two men in black I saw the day before confront me
The one that didn?t talk cuffs me throws me in a sack and puts me in the trunk
I then start yelling, and Mrs Tribble comes up with a shoe and beats the one that talked yelling I saw it
The one that doesn?t talk pulls out a black object and hits her with it knocking her out
They take her and throw her in the back seat and I still in the trunk in the sack
I start to get pissed off, so I took a piss and yelled I pissed my sack, I pissed my sack
Then they pick me up from the wet sack and put me in the trunk.
The car then starts driving
Were in there for 10 hours
I had to take a shit so I decided to shit my sack
Once we got to the destination they opened the trunk and asked whats that smell
I then reply I shit my sack
They pick me up and took me in a building and then a room
They they bring Mrs Tribble in , She then starts biting the one that don?t talk so he pulls his object out and hits her again
They put her in the corner of the room
Then the one that talked sat me down and said ?you witnessed something that you weren?t suppose to witness that you didn?t witness
What you saw was out of this world technology that you didn?t witness
There are beings that come here to this world that don?t exist
We have an actual alien being here but we don?t actually have it
Were gonna show you it, but you didn?t see it.
Then he says come with me?
And then we all walked down a hall way
We come up to a locked door that opened by DNA finger prints
We go down another hall and in a cell is an alien standing there jizzing on us
And we get hit with a bluish goo. The man in black that talk opened the cell and hit it with the object knocking it out cold
While it?s on the ground it craps itself
The one that talked said ?we showed you something that we didn?t show you
We walk down to the gate and I see Luther Reigns in a cell
Edd asks whats he doing here
He replys he?s not actually here, you didn?t see him
Walked back to the security room where Mrs Tribble is getting up
As soon as she the men in black she throws a chair at the one that talks knocking him down
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out
Then he dragged her out of the room and puts her in the car
And the one that talks put me back in my sack
I asked for a clean one and said your not in a sack it doesn?t exist
They drive me back to my house on the way I piss my sack again.
They take me out of the sack and Mrs Tribble bytes the one that don?t talk
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out cold
He dragged her to the steps and left her there the one that talked said I didn?t witness anything
He said if anyone asked where we were to tell them we weren?t anywhere.
He says we will be watching you and digging threw your trash
They get back in the car and dvive off

Dax · 07-27-2005, 10:41 PM

Where da fuck did all these marlin fans come out of ?

I dont think the marlins will make it this year.. but after some trades they will look mighty fine for next yr.. once they unload lowel.. and they move miguel to 3rd ;) we'll be aight!

Sosa · 07-27-2005, 10:53 PM

nope they won't

tristan_D · 07-27-2005, 11:13 PM

As much as I want the Marlins to win I think the odds are just tough for them this year.

Snake Doctor · 07-28-2005, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dax

Where da fuck did all these marlin fans come out of ?

I dont think the marlins will make it this year.. but after some trades they will look mighty fine for next yr.. once they unload lowel.. and they move miguel to 3rd ;) we'll be aight!

I grew up in Florida. I remember Charlie Hough winning opening day in '93 against Tommy Lasorda's Dodgers......Hell I remember that Nigel Wilson was the first pick in the 92 expansion draft

I don't think they "have" to get rid of Lowell, I think he'll come around....but if they can dump the big salary and get some good pieces in return then that's even better.

They're in better shape right now than the 2003 team was at this point in the season, plus they just got 3 pitchers back from the DL....I like our chances.

JJ Gold · 07-28-2005, 12:39 AM

View Poll Results: Will the Florida Marlins win the World Series this year?
Yes - Dontrelle Willis will win 20 games and carry the Marlins to the Series	1	50.00%
Yes - Miguel Cabrera will win the triple crown and carry the Marlins to the Series	0	0%
Yes - Larry Beinfest will make yet another brilliant deadline trade to get them there	0	0%
Yes - Lenny2 is the coolest guy ever and he can will the Marlins to the Series	1	50.00%
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07-27-2005, 07:21 PM	#1
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07-27-2005, 08:34 PM	#2
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Did I mention we just got Beckett, Valdez, and Alfonseca back from the DL? That PLUS we'll probably upgrade the club with a trade or two by this weekend. The fish are looking mighty good going into the second half baby __________________ sig too big

07-27-2005, 08:35 PM	#4
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07-27-2005, 09:02 PM	#5
jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	yes they will __________________ . Shooting Bikini Girls

07-27-2005, 08:35 PM	#3
wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	Tigers baby, Tigers

07-27-2005, 09:07 PM	#6
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	They have a pretty good chance __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

07-27-2005, 09:34 PM	#7
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	I expect the Marlins to win with MIfuel Cabrera taking the charge. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

07-27-2005, 10:10 PM	#9
WayneBrady Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 148	Fuck No While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out the window I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizing on my window I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light The neighbors sat me naked so they called the cops They cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area So I get all pissed again, I get on top of the car and pissed on the windshield The big nig ger one grabs me and handcuffs me Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack Then I got violent and banged my head on the window Then the big nig ger one and asked me what that smell was So I said I took a shit, and the big nig ger one hit me They drove me to the station booked me, and took me in a room and told me to wait I waited about 30 minutes Then the 2 men in black came in one stands in the corner and the other sits down They asked me what I saw, and I told them I saw a UFO He then I told me I didn?t see a UFO I then you don?t tell me what I see Then he said we can make you disappear Then I tell them not to threaten me He then says we can make your wife, kids, and house disappear Then he pulls a paper out that said I saw a helicopter and I was drunk and high So I signed it, then I asked what organization they were from Then the one in the corner and looked at the other and the the one talking said the meeting was over The cops then took me and threw me into a cell And the next day I was released and I went home. Later that afternoon a black military helicopter flew over with no numbers So I get all pissed off and started throwing shoes at the helicopter and screaming profanities Then it quickly flew off 15 minutes later a black car pulls up, and the two men in black I saw the day before confront me The one that didn?t talk cuffs me throws me in a sack and puts me in the trunk I then start yelling, and Mrs Tribble comes up with a shoe and beats the one that talked yelling I saw it The one that doesn?t talk pulls out a black object and hits her with it knocking her out They take her and throw her in the back seat and I still in the trunk in the sack I start to get pissed off, so I took a piss and yelled I pissed my sack, I pissed my sack Then they pick me up from the wet sack and put me in the trunk. The car then starts driving Were in there for 10 hours I had to take a shit so I decided to shit my sack Once we got to the destination they opened the trunk and asked whats that smell I then reply I shit my sack They pick me up and took me in a building and then a room They they bring Mrs Tribble in , She then starts biting the one that don?t talk so he pulls his object out and hits her again They put her in the corner of the room Then the one that talked sat me down and said ?you witnessed something that you weren?t suppose to witness that you didn?t witness What you saw was out of this world technology that you didn?t witness There are beings that come here to this world that don?t exist We have an actual alien being here but we don?t actually have it Were gonna show you it, but you didn?t see it. Then he says come with me? And then we all walked down a hall way We come up to a locked door that opened by DNA finger prints We go down another hall and in a cell is an alien standing there jizzing on us And we get hit with a bluish goo. The man in black that talk opened the cell and hit it with the object knocking it out cold While it?s on the ground it craps itself The one that talked said ?we showed you something that we didn?t show you We walk down to the gate and I see Luther Reigns in a cell Edd asks whats he doing here He replys he?s not actually here, you didn?t see him Walked back to the security room where Mrs Tribble is getting up As soon as she the men in black she throws a chair at the one that talks knocking him down The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out Then he dragged her out of the room and puts her in the car And the one that talks put me back in my sack I asked for a clean one and said your not in a sack it doesn?t exist They drive me back to my house on the way I piss my sack again. They take me out of the sack and Mrs Tribble bytes the one that don?t talk The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out cold He dragged her to the steps and left her there the one that talked said I didn?t witness anything He said if anyone asked where we were to tell them we weren?t anywhere. He says we will be watching you and digging threw your trash They get back in the car and dvive off

07-27-2005, 10:41 PM	#10
Dax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,161	Where da fuck did all these marlin fans come out of ? I dont think the marlins will make it this year.. but after some trades they will look mighty fine for next yr.. once they unload lowel.. and they move miguel to 3rd ;) we'll be aight!

07-27-2005, 10:53 PM	#11
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	nope they won't

07-27-2005, 11:13 PM	#12
tristan_D Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,865	As much as I want the Marlins to win I think the odds are just tough for them this year. __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

07-28-2005, 12:39 AM	#14
JJ Gold Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,969