Who's the most broke person on GFY? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 07-27-2005, 07:15 PM

Lets hear your sob stories. One guy begged me for a set of business cards because he was "so broke if it cost a nickel to shit he couldn't even afford to fart." I got a good laugh out of that so I decided to give him the free set of business cards.

I cancelled it when he told me to ship them directly to his hotel room at the Diplomat. You aren't broke if you can afford to go and get a room. Sorry, play again.

So lets hear it, who is the most broke ass bitch on GFY?

PlugRush Sascha · 07-27-2005, 07:17 PM

I have more than a nickel, so I guess it isn't me.

JJ Gold · 07-27-2005, 07:18 PM

I cancelled it when he told me to ship them directly to his hotel room at the Diplomat. You aren't broke if you can afford to go and get a room. Sorry, play again.

That is fucking classic!

Some balls on that guy.

reynold · 07-27-2005, 07:18 PM

Lucky enough to have 5 bucks on my wallet right now. ;)

A™ Machine · 07-27-2005, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

I cancelled it when he told me to ship them directly to his hotel room at the Diplomat.

Dude I told you My Friend was paying for the room

Peaches · 07-27-2005, 07:19 PM

Me, me, me! Send money

chadglni · 07-27-2005, 07:20 PM

I'm rich in love, and that's all that matters.

By the way, I'd send him some business cards but after about 25 deep the backs would all have an image of ******* on them.

Sly · 07-27-2005, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Me, me, me! Send money

You wouldn't be broke if you would take my advice and start charging more for anal sessions. I'm telling ya, you could get at least $3 per, maybe even $5.

Babagirls · 07-27-2005, 07:21 PM

im always broke. i have a problem with money, as soon as i get it, its gone (sometimes its gone before i even get it

) but at least i have nice things to show for it :P lol

Sly · 07-27-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

im always broke. i have a problem with money, as soon as i get it, its gone (sometimes its gone before i even get it

) but at least i have nice things to show for it :P lol

Easy solution. "Spend" it on your savings account every month. Then again, if you really don't care, don't worry about it. ;-)

I very rarely spend money on myself. I don't like "stuff".

Peaches · 07-27-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You wouldn't be broke if you would take my advice and start charging more for anal sessions. I'm telling ya, you could get at least $3 per, maybe even $5.

Yeah, making paper money would be nice for a chance!

Nicky · 07-27-2005, 07:25 PM

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Babagirls · 07-27-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I very rarely spend money on myself. I don't like "stuff".

oh god, i spend all of my money on me & of course the bills/rent/gas etc
i will FIND things to spend money on LOL
this weeks money-spending-project? IM BUILDING A KITTY CONDO for my cat

i went to Home Depot, bought a shit load of wood, a cordless drill, power saw, nails and saftey glasses (for saw dust). i need to stop spending money & start saving some of it

(by the way, i do put a certain amount into my stocks every month, that to me, is my "savings" account for the future ;) )

Sly · 07-27-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

oh god, i spend all of my money on me & of course the bills/rent/gas etc
i will FIND things to spend money on LOL
this weeks money-spending-project? IM BUILDING A KITTY CONDO for my cat

i went to Home Depot, bought a shit load of wood, a cordless drill, power saw, nails and saftey glasses (for saw dust). i need to stop spending money & start saving some of it

(by the way, i do put a certain amount into my stocks every month, that to me, is my "savings" account for the future ;) )

I have friends that are the same way.

They work a couple hours overtime and find themselves with an extra $100 on their paycheck. "Sweet, I have an extra $100 to burn!" I don't look at it that way at all. I save that extra money for a rainy day when I want to go on a trip, buy a big ticket item, invest in something new, or just have a fun day out. I've always been like this.

In other words, I don't buy simply because I can. I buy because I want or need.

kektex · 07-27-2005, 07:38 PM

I`m pretty sure I`m the most broke...
<sob story,but true>
hope to change that soon `cos otherwise I won`t be able to afford to go to college anymore....
</sob story>

bjjb · 07-27-2005, 07:41 PM

Hell im lucky to pay my bills and rent and shit every month. But I do have alot of nice stuff and I dont owe anyone shit. That counts for something

xlogger · 07-27-2005, 07:44 PM

I am not broke, but i am cheap. I dont like to spend $ on anything!

(got it from my dad)

Screaming · 07-27-2005, 07:47 PM

could be a long sob list

kektex · 07-27-2005, 07:53 PM

right now I´m looking to make some money to pay for college.
The thing is I´ve learnt some ways to (potentially) make some money but I spend most of my time on GFY fucking around...so I´m making nothing.

TehKinkyHotness · 07-27-2005, 07:56 PM

Me I only have

!!!

PixeLs · 07-27-2005, 08:48 PM

'm quite satisfied with my financial status right now.

The Heron · 07-27-2005, 09:24 PM

Poor people annoy me, I like to buy shit.

Jace · 07-27-2005, 09:29 PM

I probably am, i spend everything I make every month on stupid shit, i have no savings...shit, my wife has more in her savings than I ever have...LOL

but I have absolutely no debt whatsoever, and I have nice sized checks that roll in regularly

07-27-2005, 07:15 PM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Who's the most broke person on GFY? Lets hear your sob stories. One guy begged me for a set of business cards because he was "so broke if it cost a nickel to shit he couldn't even afford to fart." I got a good laugh out of that so I decided to give him the free set of business cards. I cancelled it when he told me to ship them directly to his hotel room at the Diplomat. You aren't broke if you can afford to go and get a room. Sorry, play again. So lets hear it, who is the most broke ass bitch on GFY? __________________

07-27-2005, 07:17 PM	#2
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chadglni Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: PEI, Canada Posts: 6,924	I'm rich in love, and that's all that matters. By the way, I'd send him some business cards but after about 25 deep the backs would all have an image of ***** on them. __________________ Sign up here - Dating Site affiliate program**

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Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	im always broke. i have a problem with money, as soon as i get it, its gone (sometimes its gone before i even get it ) but at least i have nice things to show for it :P lol __________________ Need a Text Writer? Blogs\|Reviews\|Descriptions\|Paysites\|TGP's\|Stories ICQ: 397892500

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07-27-2005, 07:18 PM	#3
JJ Gold Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,969	I cancelled it when he told me to ship them directly to his hotel room at the Diplomat. You aren't broke if you can afford to go and get a room. Sorry, play again. That is fucking classic! Some balls on that guy.

07-27-2005, 07:18 PM	#4
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Lucky enough to have 5 bucks on my wallet right now. ;)

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Me, me, me! Send money

07-27-2005, 07:38 PM	#15
kektex Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: elkektex at gmail Posts: 1,813	I`m pretty sure I`m the most broke... <sob story,but true> hope to change that soon `cos otherwise I won`t be able to afford to go to college anymore.... </sob story> __________________ exgfmovies.com, exgfclips.com, datesx.com, gayboards.com and more!

07-27-2005, 07:41 PM	#16
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Hell im lucky to pay my bills and rent and shit every month. But I do have alot of nice stuff and I dont owe anyone shit. That counts for something

07-27-2005, 07:44 PM	#17
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	I am not broke, but i am cheap. I dont like to spend $ on anything! (got it from my dad) __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

07-27-2005, 07:47 PM	#18
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	could be a long sob list __________________

07-27-2005, 07:53 PM	#19
kektex Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: elkektex at gmail Posts: 1,813	right now I´m looking to make some money to pay for college. The thing is I´ve learnt some ways to (potentially) make some money but I spend most of my time on GFY fucking around...so I´m making nothing. __________________ exgfmovies.com, exgfclips.com, datesx.com, gayboards.com and more!

07-27-2005, 07:56 PM	#20
TehKinkyHotness Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 533	Me I only have !!!

07-27-2005, 08:48 PM	#21
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	'm quite satisfied with my financial status right now. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

07-27-2005, 09:24 PM	#22
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	Poor people annoy me, I like to buy shit.

07-27-2005, 09:29 PM	#23
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	I probably am, i spend everything I make every month on stupid shit, i have no savings...shit, my wife has more in her savings than I ever have...LOL but I have absolutely no debt whatsoever, and I have nice sized checks that roll in regularly