Smack is an American thing, moose cock eater! lol

Sounds like another Dork Jedi fake nick..
You don't like it here, go back home ya fucking raghead

It only shows how secure the country is.. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Don't worry guys, you still have your 2005 Miss Universe...lol

Some of my best friends know Canadians :winkwink:

yeah you should be
and while you at it
here
While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out the window
I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizing on my window
I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light
The neighbors sat me naked so they called the cops
They cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area
So I get all pissed again, I get on top of the car and pissed on the windshield
The big nig ger one grabs me and handcuffs me
Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car
Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat
I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack
Then I got violent and banged my head on the window
Then the big nig ger one and asked me what that smell was
So I said I took a shit, and the big nig ger one hit me
They drove me to the station booked me, and took me in a room and told me to wait
I waited about 30 minutes
Then the 2 men in black came in one stands in the corner and the other sits down
They asked me what I saw, and I told them I saw a UFO
He then I told me I didn?t see a UFO
I then you don?t tell me what I see
Then he said we can make you disappear
Then I tell them not to threaten me
He then says we can make your wife, kids, and house disappear
Then he pulls a paper out that said I saw a helicopter and I was drunk and high
So I signed it, then I asked what organization they were from
Then the one in the corner and looked at the other and the the one talking said the meeting was over
The cops then took me and threw me into a cell
And the next day I was released and I went home.


Later that afternoon a black military helicopter flew over with no numbers
So I get all pissed off and started throwing shoes at the helicopter and screaming profanities
Then it quickly flew off
15 minutes later a black car pulls up, and the two men in black I saw the day before confront me
The one that didn?t talk cuffs me throws me in a sack and puts me in the trunk
I then start yelling, and Mrs Tribble comes up with a shoe and beats the one that talked yelling I saw it
The one that doesn?t talk pulls out a black object and hits her with it knocking her out
They take her and throw her in the back seat and I still in the trunk in the sack
I start to get pissed off, so I took a piss and yelled I pissed my sack, I pissed my sack
Then they pick me up from the wet sack and put me in the trunk.
The car then starts driving
Were in there for 10 hours
I had to take a shit so I decided to shit my sack
Once we got to the destination they opened the trunk and asked whats that smell
I then reply I shit my sack
They pick me up and took me in a building and then a room
They they bring Mrs Tribble in , She then starts biting the one that don?t talk so he pulls his object out and hits her again
They put her in the corner of the room
Then the one that talked sat me down and said ?you witnessed something that you weren?t suppose to witness that you didn?t witness
What you saw was out of this world technology that you didn?t witness
There are beings that come here to this world that don?t exist
We have an actual alien being here but we don?t actually have it
Were gonna show you it, but you didn?t see it.
Then he says come with me?
And then we all walked down a hall way
We come up to a locked door that opened by DNA finger prints
We go down another hall and in a cell is an alien standing there jizzing on us
And we get hit with a bluish goo. The man in black that talk opened the cell and hit it with the object knocking it out cold
While it?s on the ground it craps itself
The one that talked said ?we showed you something that we didn?t show you
We walk down to the gate and I see Luther Reigns in a cell
Edd asks whats he doing here
He replys he?s not actually here, you didn?t see him
Walked back to the security room where Mrs Tribble is getting up
As soon as she the men in black she throws a chair at the one that talks knocking him down
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out
Then he dragged her out of the room and puts her in the car
And the one that talks put me back in my sack
I asked for a clean one and said your not in a sack it doesn?t exist
They drive me back to my house on the way I piss my sack again.
They take me out of the sack and Mrs Tribble bytes the one that don?t talk
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out cold
He dragged her to the steps and left her there the one that talked said I didn?t witness anything
He said if anyone asked where we were to tell them we weren?t anywhere.
He says we will be watching you and digging threw your trash
They get back in the car and dvive off

Btw I just remembered some interesting books if anyone wants to take a few hours off slinging porno.

Michael Adams is the one with the quote "canadians are just unarmed americans with health insurance" - search google for "fire and ice"

Im very far from being an expert (being a european :stoned only living in canada for a year and a half and visiting the US a couple of times) but its a good read even for an outsider. Warning: It is VERY pro-canada. :flagface

Also check out "How To Be A Canadian" - I learned a lot from that one. :glugglug

Fuck you , you fucking fuck !!!! :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

You don't wanna mess with that crazy mofo .... :1orglaugh

tell it like it is... :thumbsup

uh im proud, i live in a rich province with 0 debt, i rich city which is the fastest growing in Canada,

the rest of Canada has little to be proud about,

if i lived in other provinces i would hang my head:

"o look i am an unemployed frenchy poutine eating loser. ooo look at me"
"o look at me i fish for a living and drink cheap beer look at me in the maritimes"
"o look at me pick all this fucking corn (sask is ghey)"
"whoah did china just set up a state inside BC"
who the fuck cares about the territories
manitoba is cool because of fishing
"o look at me ontario tons of pollution and whiny french"

ALBERTA RULES! WE ARE CANADA.

nocarrier go pass out food stamps to your fellow Quebecois so they can eat.

GET A FUCKING JOB.

you forgot to mention she's native russian lol

wft does that have to do with anything you fucking idiot?

americans are all from different countries, did you know tons of your athletes and actors are actually Canadian?

i mean people in America actually from other countries!? who would have known obviously not you.

get that dick out of your ear and off your mind so you can think straight son.

wow, wow, chill down, man
I'm not american,I've got nothing against Canada or canadians, but you'd better stop talking like that and reconsider your words towards me, as I won't tolerate such and attitude no matter who you are.

you wont tolerate me? i wont tolerate you cussing out my country.

who says i am not "chill" where are you from? let me rip apart your country i bet Canada is much much better.

now get your dick out of ear and listen to me:

where have you seen me cussing out your country? I just mentioned the well-known FACT. It's nothing bout cussing you, yur country or whatever. I donnow why does it makes you mad, but it looks like inferiority complex.
I really don't fucking care what you think bout me or my country until you say that straightly to me. Now come to Russia and try to rip it apart :1orglaugh . I'd even met you in airport and 'd helped you with accomodance and stuff to laugh at your rip-your-ass efforts, but I'm 100% sure that it's just a chickenshit you've just told.

I'm really not into quarreling. Peace out.

p.s. plz don't forget to mention russian cheaters if you plan to answer the post :pimp

how can you not mention russian cheaters when every single russian walking to earth is a cheater?

That is not true ya'll were looking for big foot this week!! Take a look at friday on this link

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCooler/story?id=124385


Bella Seaira

lol ok ok, as you wish, mister BigCojones :1orglaugh

when anybody down to such an accusations all I can say is "GO FUCK YOURSELF" :321GFY

contact me if you want to shout your words at russian webmaster boards - my icq and email are below.

Amen to that!

Dave I usually agree with you, but no.
Your dollar is also dependant on ours, so if we go south you do too.
Remember we're your main import export business...

That plastic bubble you live in isn't thick enough, we can still hear you...

;)

J.

Defect Please!
 

Its ignorant fucks such as yourself that give the rest of us a bad name!