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Tala · 07-28-2005, 11:28 AM

THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2005, by_______________________, between ____________ and ______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit -- only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5 No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good.
8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling.
20. The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
21. Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store.
22. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list.ha You will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.Participating Bootie

Signature_______________________________________ Date_______________

Participating Stud

Signature_______________________________________Da te______________
______________________________

Pornopat · 07-28-2005, 11:31 AM

Sounds like fun with all the haha

Dammit...you edited out the fun!

Tala · 07-28-2005, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat

Sounds like fun with all the haha

Dammit...you edited out the fun!

Hollywood Horwitz · 07-28-2005, 11:40 AM

lol, nice , i need to make notes

Tala · 07-28-2005, 12:02 PM

I think I'm going to print a few of these out for Internext.

NichePay_Patrick · 07-28-2005, 12:30 PM

Tala that is a funny one i remember that back in the dates that was so funny i gave it to some girls in school and they kick me out school for 5days suspended it was a fun 5days off

07-28-2005, 11:28 AM	#1
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	The BOOTY CALL Agreement THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2005, by_______________________, between ____________ and ______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit -- only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5 No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good. 8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out! 18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you. 19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling. 20. The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 21. Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store. 22. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS* The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list.ha You will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.Participating Bootie Signature_______________________________________ Date_______________ Participating Stud Signature_______________________________________Da te______________ ______________________________ __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you. Last edited by Tala; 07-28-2005 at 11:30 AM..

07-28-2005, 11:31 AM	#2
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07-28-2005, 11:40 AM	#4
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07-28-2005, 12:02 PM	#5
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I think I'm going to print a few of these out for Internext. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

07-28-2005, 12:30 PM	#6
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