Has this ever happened to you?
A sneeze snuck up on me... not one of those that you feel comin' on for a few seconds first, but one that just spontaneously fuckin' happens in the blink of an eye. And this gelatinous goo projectile was instantly thrust upon my screen. As I was leaning over to inspect the vile substance blocking my vision, I tipped my coffee over, which spilled off the desk and burned my foot, causing one of those *freak out* responses, forcing my knee into the keyboard tray.
So now my foot is burned, my coffee is gone, my knee is tingling, and I have this sticky crap all over my screen.
Only a true geek could sustain this much damage in less than 10 seconds from simply sitting in a chair.
A sneeze snuck up on me... not one of those that you feel comin' on for a few seconds first, but one that just spontaneously fuckin' happens in the blink of an eye. And this gelatinous goo projectile was instantly thrust upon my screen. As I was leaning over to inspect the vile substance blocking my vision, I tipped my coffee over, which spilled off the desk and burned my foot, causing one of those *freak out* responses, forcing my knee into the keyboard tray.
So now my foot is burned, my coffee is gone, my knee is tingling, and I have this sticky crap all over my screen.
Only a true geek could sustain this much damage in less than 10 seconds from simply sitting in a chair.
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