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TopTGP · 01-31-2002, 01:01 PM

When I first started out in this buisness, I found myself hard as a rock everytime I started working on my site, but now I'm limp as a noodle.. Wtf!?

Jakke PNG · 01-31-2002, 01:01 PM

A also find mine limp as a noodle....

what was this topic about?

FADE19 · 01-31-2002, 01:25 PM

hopefully when you turn 13 TeenGodFather you'll hit what's called puberty and that will all change for ya...

UnseenWorld · 01-31-2002, 01:37 PM

God, if I got a woodie every time I saw a nude girl or even one with a big toy in her pussy, I couldn't function in this business. Every now and then a girl does a bit more than I ask for (they test me sometimes) and I get one, but if I had an erection all the time while photographing the girls, it would stop feeling "businesslike" and they'd head for the door.

As long as you can get one when your girl wants to rock and roll, that's all that counts.

Jakke PNG · 01-31-2002, 01:42 PM

Puberty?
Is that what they call it when you need to start wearing deodorant, if you want to be left alone in school.

People allways pick on me. I think there's something wrong with me.

FADE19 · 01-31-2002, 03:00 PM

just messin with ya teen...

redshift · 01-31-2002, 03:12 PM

haha they aint nutin wrong wid ja boy hell it takes a WHOLE hellva lot to gets me hard des days

Martin · 01-31-2002, 03:14 PM

I used to like porn but, now it makes me sick to even look at it.. As long as my dick stays hard when I'm with a female I'm a happy camper

Jakke PNG · 01-31-2002, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Martin
As long as my dick stays hard when I'm with a female I'm a happy camper

That's true I guess, I'm personally not gay...
If you're with a man, you don't have to stay hard, just take it like a man.

Pornwolf · 01-31-2002, 03:43 PM

back when I was a young dude back in '92, I used to work in a strip club as a DJ. Hot, beautiful, naked women around me all the time. I was 17, so before I got that gig I used to get a hard on if the wind blew in my direction! After about 2 months of working there it stopped being that easy! I was worried!!!

I'm sure you are having the same worries about the pics.

Don't worry... when you get next to a woman you are INTERESTED in you will still get rock hard! That's just the way it seems to work in this biz.

If you are still having any problems...

This company has a few funny viagra banners. Click here to check them out cause this one has made pretty good $$$ for me!

eroswebmaster · 01-31-2002, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
back when I was a young lass back in '92

,

So what are you saying...You used to be a CHICK?

Quote:

I used to get a hard onif the wind blew in my direction!

And ...You used to be CHICK with a fucking HARD ON?!

Either I'm confused...or you were really fucking confused...LOL

eros

Edited to add....just fuckin' witcha

Pornwolf · 01-31-2002, 05:55 PM

Eros...

Check it out now. There's nothin worse than being called a trannie!

Fro · 01-31-2002, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
Eros...

Check it out now. There's nothin worse than being called a trannie!

French Tranny!

There. That's worse.

01-31-2002, 01:01 PM	#1
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	Something HAS to be wrong with me. When I first started out in this buisness, I found myself hard as a rock everytime I started working on my site, but now I'm limp as a noodle.. Wtf!? __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

01-31-2002, 01:01 PM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	A also find mine limp as a noodle.... what was this topic about? __________________ ..and I'm off.

01-31-2002, 01:37 PM	#4
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	God, if I got a woodie every time I saw a nude girl or even one with a big toy in her pussy, I couldn't function in this business. Every now and then a girl does a bit more than I ask for (they test me sometimes) and I get one, but if I had an erection all the time while photographing the girls, it would stop feeling "businesslike" and they'd head for the door. As long as you can get one when your girl wants to rock and roll, that's all that counts. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-31-2002, 01:42 PM	#5
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Puberty? Is that what they call it when you need to start wearing deodorant, if you want to be left alone in school. People allways pick on me. I think there's something wrong with me. __________________ ..and I'm off.

01-31-2002, 03:14 PM	#8
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	I used to like porn but, now it makes me sick to even look at it.. As long as my dick stays hard when I'm with a female I'm a happy camper __________________

01-31-2002, 01:25 PM	#3
FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	hopefully when you turn 13 TeenGodFather you'll hit what's called puberty and that will all change for ya...

01-31-2002, 03:00 PM	#6
FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	just messin with ya teen...

01-31-2002, 03:12 PM	#7
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	haha they aint nutin wrong wid ja boy hell it takes a WHOLE hellva lot to gets me hard des days

01-31-2002, 03:43 PM	#10
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	back when I was a young dude back in '92, I used to work in a strip club as a DJ. Hot, beautiful, naked women around me all the time. I was 17, so before I got that gig I used to get a hard on if the wind blew in my direction! After about 2 months of working there it stopped being that easy! I was worried!!! I'm sure you are having the same worries about the pics. Don't worry... when you get next to a woman you are INTERESTED in you will still get rock hard! That's just the way it seems to work in this biz. If you are still having any problems... This company has a few funny viagra banners. Click here to check them out cause this one has made pretty good $$$ for me! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches. Last edited by Pornwolf; 01-31-2002 at 05:52 PM..

01-31-2002, 05:55 PM	#12
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Eros... Check it out now. There's nothin worse than being called a trannie! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.