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xlogger · 07-27-2005, 01:15 PM

Evidence Jesus Was A Woman
# He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
# He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
# Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

He was also a mexican, black, jewish and some other..

Evidence Jesus Was Mexican
# His first name was Jesus.
# He was bilingual.
# He was always being harassed by the authorities.

Evidence Jesus Was Black
# He called everybody "brother."
# He liked gospel.
# He couldn't get a fair trial.

Evidence Jesus Was Jewish
# He went into his father's business.
# He lived at home until he was 33.
# He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Evidence Jesus Was Italian
# He talked with his hands.
# He had wine with every meal.
# He used olive oil.

Evidence Jesus Was A Californian
# He never cut his hair.
# He walked around barefoot.
# He started a new religion.

Evidence Jesus Was Irish
# He never got married.
# He was always telling stories.
# He loved green pastures.

tranza · 07-27-2005, 01:24 PM

Not that funny...

xlogger · 07-27-2005, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Not that funny...

Shut up Mexican.

07-27-2005, 01:15 PM	#1
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	Jesus Was A Woman! Evidence Jesus Was A Woman # He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. # He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. # Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do. He was also a mexican, black, jewish and some other.. Evidence Jesus Was Mexican # His first name was Jesus. # He was bilingual. # He was always being harassed by the authorities. Evidence Jesus Was Black # He called everybody "brother." # He liked gospel. # He couldn't get a fair trial. Evidence Jesus Was Jewish # He went into his father's business. # He lived at home until he was 33. # He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God. Evidence Jesus Was Italian # He talked with his hands. # He had wine with every meal. # He used olive oil. Evidence Jesus Was A Californian # He never cut his hair. # He walked around barefoot. # He started a new religion. Evidence Jesus Was Irish # He never got married. # He was always telling stories. # He loved green pastures. __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

07-27-2005, 01:24 PM	#2
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Not that funny... __________________ I'm just a newbie.