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  • BradM
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    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #1

    Weird story (not a threadview puller, this is honestly weird)

    So I met this slob whore on hi5 a month ago. I been back and forth with her on the celly and txt msg etc. I saw her a couple weeks ago, she looked like your typical pathetic stooge (the type that lows themselves to be found on a site like hi5, kind of like myself). I decided I wasn't even close to interested, and ignored her for a week.

    Then I remembered I am totally desperate so I gave her a call back. I went out to her place tonite and her sister was there. They are only a year apart.

    Now... I am all for feely feely and such, but what happened next truly scared me.

    The slob started playing with her sister. Rubbing her off, and stroking her tits. I was like god damn what the fuck is happening here. I am in America not god damn Famfuckistan.

    So anyway, I roll with it, glancing over from time to time trying not to get distracted as I watch the glorious Leo DiCaprio play Howard Hughes in the Aviator.

    The moaning gets to be a little much so I have to interject and say "What the fuck are you doing?" to which they both just look at me, and the other sis starts rubbing me off.

    Fucking weirdest night of my life by far. Honestly I would have enjoyed Star Wars Galaxies way more.
  • the Shemp
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    • Nov 2001
    • 10891

    #2
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    • BradM
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      • Dec 2003
      • 3397

      #3
      Originally posted by the Shemp
      good to see you are getting out a bit, Brad
      SHEMP what is wrong with the world? You have a keen eye on things. When you invented the Earth (with the help of god) did you expect it to get this out of hand?

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      • FuqALot
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        • Dec 2001
        • 3817

        #4
        Just remember:
        When an older woman is a pedophile = cool
        When an older woman is dating a young guy = cool
        When incest involves women only = cool

        Or so it seems.

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        • the Shemp
          congrats to the winners
          • Nov 2001
          • 10891

          #5
          Originally posted by BradM
          SHEMP what is wrong with the world? You have a keen eye on things. When you invented the Earth (with the help of god) did you expect it to get this out of hand?
          Brad, i grew up in the alley outside the Adult book store in Blaine, WA..nothing shocks me...
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          • BradM
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            • Dec 2003
            • 3397

            #6
            Originally posted by the Shemp
            Brad, i grew up in the alley outside the Adult book store in Blaine, WA..nothing shocks me...
            Did I ever tell you the other half of my family lives in Blaine? Cool cats. My uncle collects tractors. (Apparently this is pretty normal behavior even though he is not a farmer)

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            • tristan_D
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              • Jul 2005
              • 7865

              #7
              Originally posted by FuqALot
              Just remember:
              When an older woman is a pedophile = cool
              When an older woman is dating a young guy = cool
              When incest involves women only = cool

              Or so it seems.

              now I kinda agree on these things.
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              • chadglni
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                • Dec 2002
                • 6924

                #8
                I would sooooo be videotaping that shit.


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                • lagwagon
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 8464

                  #9
                  Get what you need and jam out. Easy as that. Good to see your keeping yourself entertained.

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                  • the Shemp
                    congrats to the winners
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 10891

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    Did I ever tell you the other half of my family lives in Blaine? Cool cats. My uncle collects tractors. (Apparently this is pretty normal behavior even though he is not a farmer)
                    Blaine hasnt been the same since Payless Shoes and Dennys closed down.
                    They used to have a big time adult theater there too. I met Marilyn Chambers and Seka there in 1980/81..hard to believe now..
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                    • BradM
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 3397

                      #11
                      Originally posted by the Shemp
                      Blaine hasnt been the same since Payless Shoes and Dennys closed down.
                      ROFL!!! I do believe I just officially choked half to death on my own throat.

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                      • emthree
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                        • Jun 2003
                        • 10816

                        #12
                        You watch too much tv

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                        • BradM
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                          • Dec 2003
                          • 3397

                          #13
                          Originally posted by emthree
                          You watch too much tv
                          You don't get it, this actually happened. No BS.

                          EDIT: I haven't had cable in 3 months.

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                          • Persignup Qon
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                            • Jun 2005
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                            #14
                            so did you at least get some head action outta the situation or what?





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                              • bringer
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                                • Jul 2003
                                • 13082

                                #16
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                                • je_rome
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                                  • Jul 2005
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                                  #17
                                  so did you at least get some head action outta the situation or what?
                                  lol.. i had the same question in mind.
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                                  • vvq
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                                    • Feb 2004
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                                    #18
                                    lol. sounds like an interesting night to say the least.

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                                    • Antonio
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                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 14136

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by emthree
                                      You watch too much tv
                                      was thinking the same, probably Freaky Lake ;)

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                                      • steadfast
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                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 2362

                                        #20
                                        are you scarred?
                                        seize the day

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                                        • weaverguy
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 60

                                          #21
                                          wat happened next? howdya left the place? you're such a teaser, hehehe.. j/k :P

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                                          • Pleasurepays
                                            BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 11913

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by the Shemp
                                            Brad, i grew up in the alley outside the Adult book store in Blaine, WA..nothing shocks me...
                                            holy shit! there is an adult bookstore in Blaine? i used to live in Bellingham.

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                                            • RAM
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 7047

                                              #23
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                                              • Fizzgig
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                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 9649

                                                #24
                                                I think the thread title is misleading. I want my money back.
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                                                • the Shemp
                                                  congrats to the winners
                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 10891

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                  holy shit! there is an adult bookstore in Blaine? i used to live in Bellingham.
                                                  there used to be...it closed in 2001 i think...

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                                                  • Stacey_JoinRightNow
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                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 6269

                                                    #26
                                                    That's weird! I guess the sisters need some audience...
                                                    And did the audience had join too?
                                                    Well BradM...

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                                                    • beemk
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                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 20829

                                                      #27
                                                      not only is it sad that you met this girl, but she had to make the first move on you?
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                                                      • reynold
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                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 51271

                                                        #28
                                                        I just hope it's not another fictional stories man.

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                                                        • gangbangjoe
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                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 17693

                                                          #29
                                                          great story :D


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                                                          • BradM
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                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 3397

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by beemk
                                                            not only is it sad that you met this girl, but she had to make the first move on you?
                                                            Yeah I am borderline asexual.

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                                                            • BuggyG
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                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 4179

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by the Shemp
                                                              Blaine hasnt been the same since Payless Shoes and Dennys closed down.
                                                              They used to have a big time adult theater there too. I met Marilyn Chambers and Seka there in 1980/81..hard to believe now..
                                                              SHIT!!
                                                              that's a name I haven't heard in the longest of time.. Seka

                                                              brings back lots of memories of when was young
                                                              them staying home nights and getting sore arm the day after!
                                                              Last edited by BuggyG; 07-26-2005, 08:06 AM.

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                                                              • iwantchixx
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 12860

                                                                #32
                                                                So let me get this straight. Two sisters making out in front of you and one of them rubs you off and you're complaing? Dude. Roll with it!

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                                                                • brand0n
                                                                  been very busy
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 26983

                                                                  #33
                                                                  i would rolled with it like it was on time
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                                                                  • xxxdesign-net
                                                                    My hips don't lie
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 10129

                                                                    #34
                                                                    link to her profile on hi5 ..?

                                                                    I just registered..
                                                                    Last edited by xxxdesign-net; 07-26-2005, 08:41 AM.

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                                                                    • SouthernGirl
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 615

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                                                      link to her profile on hi5 ..?

                                                                      I just registered..

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                                                                      • Fletch XXX
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                                                                        • 60840

                                                                        #36
                                                                        throw on the Turbonegro and get freaky.

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                                                                        • xxxdesign-net
                                                                          My hips don't lie
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 10129

                                                                          #37
                                                                          wow.. definately some hot bishes on that site.. which I would hit as well as their sisters..

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                                                                          • BradM
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                                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                                            • 3397

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                            throw on the Turbonegro and get freaky.
                                                                            DAMN I knew I forgot something dude. Where were you when I needed you?

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                                                                            • xfalmp
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                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 1474

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Yeah, god damn post some pictures!

                                                                              What the hell are you waiting for?!

                                                                              Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                                                              • Holly
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                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                • 10017

                                                                                #40
                                                                                That story would have been alright if they weren't sisters. But since they are, it's sort of gross.
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                                                                                • sicone
                                                                                  Retired
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 18453

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                  That story would have been alright if they weren't sisters. But since they are, it's sort of gross.
                                                                                  Maybe they were only step sisters

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                                                                                  • Holly
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                    • 10017

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by sicone
                                                                                    Maybe they were only step sisters
                                                                                    I was just trying to go along with Brad's story.

                                                                                    I think we all know it was Sly and Bdjuf.
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                                                                                    • BradM
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                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 3397

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                      I was just trying to go along with Brad's story.

                                                                                      I think we all know it was Sly and Bdjuf.
                                                                                      I wish. But Bdjuf already turned me and persius down. We tried in Vegas but he said he was saving his anal virginity for someone special.

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                                                                                      • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 51692

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by FuqALot
                                                                                        Just remember:
                                                                                        When an older woman is a pedophile = cool
                                                                                        When an older woman is dating a young guy = cool
                                                                                        When incest involves women only = cool

                                                                                        Or so it seems.
                                                                                        What he said .

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                                                                                        • Jman
                                                                                          Already an AI veteran
                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 22838

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          ROFLMAO... I Know Brad and can actually picture his worried face while I was reading this story.

                                                                                          Tooo funny bro, thanks for the laugh ;-)
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                                                                                          • Pete-KT
                                                                                            Workin With The Devil
                                                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                                                            • 51532

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Please tell me you fucked both of them

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                                                                                            • digifan
                                                                                              The Profiler
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 14618

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                              I was just trying to go along with Brad's story.

                                                                                              I think we all know it was Sly and Bdjuf.
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                                                                                              • xxxdesign-net
                                                                                                My hips don't lie
                                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                                • 10129

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by NichePay_PeteKT
                                                                                                Please tell me you fucked both of them
                                                                                                yeah.. I think we are missing the second half of the story..

                                                                                                Btw Brad.. im still waiting for the link..

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                                                                                                • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 4357

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  how old are these sisters?
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