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Sly 07-25-2005 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Then you risk losing it.

Well.. you could always stash it in a locker at the bus depot or train station. Still some risk, but not as much as keeping it in your house or burying it I'd say.

There are risks no matter what you decide to do.

Simple solution: never "store" more than you're willing to lose.

E.Kant 07-25-2005 12:28 PM

I am working on it :)

Rich 07-25-2005 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Then you risk losing it.

Well.. you could always stash it in a locker at the bus depot or train station. Still some risk, but not as much as keeping it in your house or burying it I'd say.


lol, what are you dude, a drug dealer? The bus depot? The cash and bonds I keep in my house in insured in case of theft or fire like everything else.

Peaches 07-25-2005 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
There are risks no matter what you decide to do.

Simple solution: never "store" more than you're willing to lose.

Exactly. And I don't :)

mardigras 07-25-2005 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches
Someone's going to take my TVs, computers, etc. long before they start spending hours digging through all my crap to find cash. Plus I have two pug watchdogs - the house is SO protected :)

Yeah, someone would have a hard time getting through my house without the neighbors hearing my dogs make quite a commotion (they have a doggie door, aren't friendly with strangers and are quite loud when one is present:))

I've got 3K stashed, never thought about the 1s and 5s thing. I need to break some bills :upsidedow

Manowar 07-25-2005 03:38 PM

i hide 20k in my ass

BradM 07-25-2005 03:40 PM

Of course. I have 2k usd and $10 cdn. ;)

Rochard 07-25-2005 03:45 PM

I keep $5k hidden. I consider it more of a "secret stash" from my wife, but I guess it could be used in emergencies.

Zebra 07-25-2005 03:52 PM

I've got an emergency roll of tokens for the arcade hidden in my top dresser drawer.

tristan_D 07-25-2005 05:05 PM

I keep a vault in my house where I keep some amount of money and other important things.

Easton 07-25-2005 05:10 PM

i don't stash anything but the other day i found about $200 canadian dollars in an old wallet from when i moved here

figure i'll take it back on my next trip *shrug*

GTS Mark 07-25-2005 05:56 PM

Whenever I am out of cash I call up the "Bank of Cameron"

My most infamous line ever
"Cam Pay The Man!"

LOL!

DH

WiredGuy 07-25-2005 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingLight
Whenever I am out of cash I call up the "Bank of Cameron"

My most infamous line ever
"Cam Pay The Man!"

LOL!

DH


That's funny, I heard Mike's emergency bank is the Bank of DH :)
WG

V_RocKs 07-25-2005 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sosa
Not on hand I don't. Never know what the fuck will happen at the house. Money could be found/stolen, or house could burn up or something like that. Just have access to the money is the main thing.

Fire proof safe?

tony286 07-25-2005 06:18 PM

one million dollars in the broiler , we grill alot so its safe lol

Peaches 07-25-2005 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404
one million dollars in the broiler , we grill alot so its safe lol

So, when are you guys having us over for dinner? Pay no attention to me bringing an empty suitcase and leaving with it full. :winkwink:

nofx 07-25-2005 06:34 PM

i keep about $800 for emergencies

baddog 07-25-2005 06:36 PM

I have AaronM's Paypal account info. That is enough emergency stash for me

Spunky 07-25-2005 06:41 PM

I don't think it's really necessary these days

wtfent 07-25-2005 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
No but i got some emergency weed hidden.

A good man once said...

"Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed."

I feel on that one brotha. :thumbsup

SureFire 07-25-2005 06:46 PM

Peaches, out of old habits or being lazy cash is around in a vase. My husband laughs about it.

Last week, it saved his ass. I didn?t pay a parking ticket and there was a knock on the door. They were going to take him to jail for a parking ticket (5.00 plus fines =106.00) that I didn?t pay. He called me on my cell wondering where the checkbooks were kept and I told him exact same place for years but it if you can?t find them, raid my vase.

He told me that we saved 45.00 paying in cash and then got on me for not paying the parking ticket? :upsidedow

Furious_Female 07-25-2005 08:35 PM

I stuff my mattress with cash.

Peaches 07-25-2005 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SureFire
Peaches, out of old habits or being lazy cash is around in a vase. My husband laughs about it.

Last week, it saved his ass. I didn?t pay a parking ticket and there was a knock on the door. They were going to take him to jail for a parking ticket (5.00 plus fines =106.00) that I didn?t pay. He called me on my cell wondering where the checkbooks were kept and I told him exact same place for years but it if you can?t find them, raid my vase.

He told me that we saved 45.00 paying in cash and then got on me for not paying the parking ticket? :upsidedow

LOL! See, perfect example :)

SweetT 07-25-2005 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I know one webmaster who used to keep $$$ in his freezer (and the old timers will know who I'm talking about :thumbsup )



Well...."freezer cash" was not intended to overcome banking emergencies...it was more about not depositing it in the bank. We are not talking about a small stash here....from what I remember there was enough money in that freezer to buy most small islands!!! :)


--T

Gabriel 07-25-2005 10:02 PM

Do Sparkletts bottles filled with coins and paper count?

Intrigue 07-25-2005 10:02 PM

Atm i have no cash, let alone a stash, hell i'm tryin to figure out how the hell to even get some smokes so i don't completely lose it :Oh crap

ahh the life of a programmer

Peaches 07-26-2005 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SweetT
Well...."freezer cash" was not intended to overcome banking emergencies...it was more about not depositing it in the bank. We are not talking about a small stash here....from what I remember there was enough money in that freezer to buy most small islands!!! :)


--T

Very true, lol! I knew SOMEONE would remember :) People worried about my $4K going up in flames/being stolen would shit if they knew the freezer cash amount :thumbsup

scoreman 07-26-2005 07:25 AM

This good friend of mine recently started going through a divorce. His soon to be former wife launched the divorce on him and he was clueless it was happening until it was too late. He kept 175-200k USD(!) in his safe at home and his wife made off with that. She cleaned out the checking acct (another 35k) and the savings acct (10k). She even took cash advances on all the credit cards to the max. All the direct debit charges from the mortgage to his FPL electric bill bounced due to NSF.

Another friend of mine had 12k taken from his house by his drug addict son in law during a visit.

If you plan on keeping cash as security, keep it secret and keep it safe from your family. Your more likely to have it taken by a family member then by a burglar.

Peaches 07-26-2005 07:29 AM

My family members have a LOT more money than me - I'm not worried. Hell, most of them know where it is in case something happens to me. :)

Cassie 07-26-2005 07:31 AM

hmmmm

now i am wondering whose house will be robbed? :winkwink:

Peaches 07-26-2005 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassie
hmmmm

now i am wondering whose house will be robbed? :winkwink:

I at least limit the number of people who can break into my house to those with 4WD :thumbsup

Rui 07-26-2005 07:38 AM

I do...not much but enough for most emergencys :)

Basic_man 07-26-2005 07:39 AM

I think everybody in this business need some saved money for the hard days..

Peaches 07-26-2005 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Basic_man
I think everybody in this business need some saved money for the hard days..

That's why I have a month's worth of expenses. Some of us remember the days when Maxcash had their bank accounts frozen. That could happen to any of us.

CDSmith 07-26-2005 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
lol, what are you dude, a drug dealer? The bus depot? The cash and bonds I keep in my house in insured in case of theft or fire like everything else.

Did I say that's what I do? no.

Follow along dude. Not everyone has a safe in their house. If you're curious as to what I do, I have a fireproof box for my legal documents, and I keep it unlocked so that any potential crook will look in and see there is no cash, and they'll hopefully be disinclined to make off with it.

I don't keep a "stash" of cash. My ATM card works 24/7, so does my Visa, that's always been good enough for me.

Forkbeard 07-26-2005 08:56 AM

I keep a little cash around, because you never know when it will come in handy or save your butt.

The folks who worry about losing it (to theft, fire, etc.) blow my mind. If you lose it, earn some more! We're balancing risks, here. Whatever risks you're protecting against by having cash around (the need to keep yourself or somebody else out of jail, the need to buy groceries during a banking emergency, the fear of running out of recreational chemicals at 3:00 AM, the sudden need to bribe a border guard and get the hell out of Dodge City, whatever), you just just balance those against the risk of losing the money. Figure out how much the risks will hurt if you don't have cash, figure out how much it would hurt to have the money stolen, factor in how likely you think those things are, and just keep your cash-on-hand to a sum that makes sense. If we're only talking a few days or weeks income for you, who gives a shit? There's more money where that came from, but the anal virginity your sister's dumbshit boy lost in the county lockup over the long weekend because you couldn't round up eleven hundred bucks at 3:00 AM, that's harder to get back.

Just don't do what I do -- don't keep it in what your girlfriend learns to call "the ATM wallet." :winkwink:

Oracle Porn 07-26-2005 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
No but i got some emergency weed hidden.

A good man once said...

"Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed."

true true :thumbsup :thumbsup

Kiwigirl 07-26-2005 01:06 PM

We have no hidden money but have savings accounts with no ATM or credit card attached to the account. Bank manager knows who we are and takes great care of us anytime we need cash out. :)


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