twisting up my first offense of the day right now!

i honked in a no honking zone 6 years ago.

I think everyone breaks some kind of law ..a day ... the question should be when was the last time you committed a misdemeanor or better .... and for me that would be Friday ..

wacked off into the ranch dressing container at the salad bar. apparently it's against the law. i had no idea.

killed a few innocent children this morning. why?

10 minutes ago with a non twotwofiveseven complaint post

Daily....


We have too many laws in the USA.

Everytime I ride my motorcycle, I break the law.
A ride without hitting 140+ mph just doesn't get the adrenaline going.

The better question mught be "When was the last time you were in full compliance with the law" and even then, shit I dont remembe.

The traffic stuff is kinda lame, but I just ran an errand and:

Did not use my seatbelt
Speeding
Rolling stop at a stop sign
Went through a red light

I don't think I've violated the law today.

What about the 7 deadly sins? :upsidedow

5 minutes ago (broke the speed-limit) :S

same here

60 in the 50 zone

I shoplifted a month ago at a local bookstore.

All of them, but I don't think that's against the law.

Never in my life did I ever violated the law, except on traffic violations.. ;)

I just robbed a bank :pimp

I was reviewing the Canadian Criminal Code today. A close friend is in some trouble with the police, and his computer was seized in a raid.

They found a KP story on his HD. Fortunatly for his ass it was just a story. Came in a spam email. Nothing criminal. Pics are worth 5 years in jail!

But, back to the topic.

Butt fucking in Canada is in the criminal code!
It is OK for a married couple, and consenting adults in private.

But to do a video is illegal because there is a third person present! That makes it illegal in the criminal code. LOL. But the criminals are the performers. Not me, behind the camera.

So a DP in Canada is illegal. Even if done in private with no camera. Just because there are three people.

Last Sunday I hosted a gang bang with an anal queen. All six of us broke the law!

And Canada just legalized gay marriage... Go figure.

I see a major publicity stunt with the right girl and her solo site. Fighting to make butt fucking totally legal in Canada. Appearing on talk shows, appealing to politicians. Great way to get media attention!

:winkwink:

hopefully i wouldnt.. but sad to say i did.. a couple of time.. lolz.. :)