What about the 7 deadly sins? :upsidedow

5 minutes ago (broke the speed-limit) :S

same here

60 in the 50 zone

I shoplifted a month ago at a local bookstore.

All of them, but I don't think that's against the law.

Never in my life did I ever violated the law, except on traffic violations.. ;)

I just robbed a bank :pimp

I was reviewing the Canadian Criminal Code today. A close friend is in some trouble with the police, and his computer was seized in a raid.

They found a KP story on his HD. Fortunatly for his ass it was just a story. Came in a spam email. Nothing criminal. Pics are worth 5 years in jail!

But, back to the topic.

Butt fucking in Canada is in the criminal code!
It is OK for a married couple, and consenting adults in private.

But to do a video is illegal because there is a third person present! That makes it illegal in the criminal code. LOL. But the criminals are the performers. Not me, behind the camera.

So a DP in Canada is illegal. Even if done in private with no camera. Just because there are three people.

Last Sunday I hosted a gang bang with an anal queen. All six of us broke the law!

And Canada just legalized gay marriage... Go figure.

I see a major publicity stunt with the right girl and her solo site. Fighting to make butt fucking totally legal in Canada. Appearing on talk shows, appealing to politicians. Great way to get media attention!

:winkwink:

hopefully i wouldnt.. but sad to say i did.. a couple of time.. lolz.. :)