Fucked up big time - advice

**bhutocracy** · 01-30-2002, 02:51 AM

1. find a donut.
2. put it on your penis

trust me.

**Roberto** · 01-30-2002, 02:51 AM

get on with your fucked up life and persue it

**geoff** · 01-30-2002, 02:57 AM

yep sounds like you fucked up bigtime!

I doubt blaming it on the alcohol is going to cut it as an excuse. I'd buy her a big bunch of flowers, and put a note with it saying something along the lines of, you fucked up bigtime and realise she is very pissed at you and doesnt want to see you again, but the flowers are just to say sorry for any hurt you may have caused that night.

oh, and then get on with your fucked up life

**Lexxx** · 01-30-2002, 02:58 AM

Do NOT hit on your best friend's sister... never ends up good.

Blame everything on you being wasted... and try to get her one more time.

[damn it's early]

**funkmaster** · 01-30-2002, 03:28 AM

"1. find a donut.
2. put it on your penis"

... this is the best advice I have ever heared. and to tell you the truth it is the truth ... errr ?

**He-Man** · 01-30-2002, 04:00 AM

suicide!!

**pr0** · 01-30-2002, 04:09 AM

You know what man....im sick of seein my bruthaz worry bout shit like dis.

Heres the low-down

There are literally BILLIONS of women in the world.

Smoke a blunt, put on sum phat gear & hit the street brutha....if you talk a good game & walk a good game....girl woulda came right back to ya...but apparently you don't....

So like i said....spend 300$ on some decent clothes, get a fuckin pecker in your pants & go pimpin

**Amputate Your Head** · 01-30-2002, 05:43 AM

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**pornjacker** · 01-30-2002, 05:47 AM

Just fuck your best friends sister instead.

**-=HUNGRYMAN=-** · 01-30-2002, 05:48 AM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
format c:

Bwahahahaaaaa

Sounds like sound advice to me !!!

**DialerNET** · 01-30-2002, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by YDG
She only lives down the road from me, and has got the greatest pair of tits I've ever seen.

If that's all you care about, then go find a whore instead - cos you ain't gonna find anyone worthwhile with an attitude like that.

My advice? Go to the movies with Boneprone and have some of his popcorn.

Jason.

**Jakke PNG** · 01-30-2002, 07:07 AM

I good pussy replicant if you can't get any from her:
Instructions

Buy a cucumber
Cut it in half
Put it in a microwave oven for a few secs (not too hot, just warm)
Take the insides out.
Stick your cock in it.

heheh...

**BK681** · 01-30-2002, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by pr0

There are literally BILLIONS of women in the world.

Smoke a blunt, put on sum phat gear & hit the street brutha....

....go pimpin

That is the best advice your ever gonna get!!!

Amen!

BK681

**AbeFroman** · 01-30-2002, 07:26 AM

x10.com

**Cheshire** · 01-30-2002, 07:37 AM

This advice goes out to ALL GUYS... If you want a girl to like you after you've been a bad boy *show her how important she is to you*. If she's not, then just let it go.
If you're playing a game to get off don't pick a girl that's a gem to you, go for a biotch (a snatch with legs, like your best friend's sister apparently).
Know the difference between the Biotch you want to see how far you can get with, and the Gem that you want to know and know and know.
If this girl down the street is a Gem, show her that you think she is. Right now she's got you pegged as a Player, and she doesn't have time to be your field.

**YDG** · 01-30-2002, 07:49 AM

OK, so here's what I'm gonna do.

1. Tonight get wazzered

2. Tommorrow I'll call her again
3. Friday head down to Dunkin Donuts

**Cheshire** · 01-30-2002, 07:55 AM

Happy to see you took my advice to heart.

**Nedder** · 01-30-2002, 07:57 AM

just forget both of them and go after your best friend, you sound kind of homo to me anyway.

Nz

**Scootermuze** · 01-30-2002, 09:21 AM

She obviously wants more than a fuck-buddy, and you pretty well showed her that's all you wanted.. actually you showed her ya wanted several fuck-buddies..
The chances of her believing otherwise are tantamount with puttin hairspray back into the can..

Ya wanted her.. ya had her.. ya blew it..

Live & learn..

**BruceM** · 01-30-2002, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by bhutocracy
1. find a donut.
2. put it on your penis

trust me.

Do you suggest a crueller, or perhaps an old-fashioned glazed? What about those cream-filled donuts without holes, can you make a hole and use them?

LOL

**bhutocracy** · 01-30-2002, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by funkmaster

... this is the best advice I have ever heared. and to tell you the truth it is the truth ... errr ?

behold! you speaketh the truth brotha funk.

[i]3. Friday head down to Dunkin Donuts[/B]

and seek the path of the righteous man... hold aloft that yeasty man-halo..

[i]Do you suggest a crueller, or perhaps an old-fashioned glazed? What about those cream-filled donuts without holes, can you make a hole and use them[/B]

the cream donut; a yeasty hymen waiting to be punctured... rasberry jam on the sheets will be considered proof of consumation brother bruce.....

**BruceM** · 01-30-2002, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by bhutocracy

the cream donut; a yeasty hymen waiting to be punctured... rasberry jam on the sheets will be considered proof of consumation brother bruce.....

Raspberry cream it is then!!!
LOL - you're a funny motherfucker!!!

**Speedy26** · 01-30-2002, 05:36 PM

if she is stupid enough to go out with you again, she must be a real bimbo..

**Lev** · 01-30-2002, 05:59 PM

I think the best solution to your problem, is to change your sex and move to China

Fucked up big time - advice

Fucked up big time - advice

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