Have you ever put peanut butter on your balls? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 07-22-2005, 11:17 AM

How many of you sick pervs have slathered your knob with Jiffy and let the dog lick it off? Is it true if you use crunchy peanut butter it scratches your balls?

I heard some sick asshole in my office (a delivery driver) telling me that he does it all the time when his wife is away. I think I'm going to be looking for a new company to buy propane from.

Doc911 · 07-22-2005, 11:20 AM

I've never put it on my balls thats just wrong. But I have feed the dog peanut butter off a spoon. Its funny as hell watching them lick the roof of their mouth

Sheri Santiago · 07-22-2005, 11:21 AM

What if you put peanut butter on your balls and have your girlfriend lick it off? Still a bad idea?

Dirty D · 07-22-2005, 11:31 AM

I like the way Sheri thinks

Sosa · 07-22-2005, 11:36 AM

jerking off with PB is great! lol actually that would be a bit sticky

CheneyRumsfeld · 07-22-2005, 11:37 AM

I know that guy.
you don't want to know what he does with the propane.
don't shake hands with him.

khs · 07-22-2005, 11:42 AM

I use milk and have the cat lick it off

dodger21 · 07-22-2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

I think I'm going to be looking for a new company to buy propane from.

Rob · 07-22-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by khs

I use milk and have the cat lick it off

OUCH!!!

WWC-DonMike · 07-22-2005, 01:05 PM

Not that I would do it in the first place because that's just nasty, but isn't he afraid the dog might think his package is a peanut butter treat and take a bite?

Bama · 07-22-2005, 01:07 PM

Never tried peanut butter but I can attest to the fact that Cheeze Wiz and pussy don't mix well

thaifan99 · 07-22-2005, 01:08 PM

peanut butters too sticky.......... use fresh cream.

jaYMan · 07-22-2005, 01:09 PM

Never, but I heard of a girl in high school who did this.

sickkittens · 07-22-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jaYMan

Never, but I heard of a girl in high school who did this.

You knew a girl in high school who had a set of balls?

Wiggles · 07-22-2005, 01:11 PM

that sounds really unsanitary, probably get bugs or something.

MikeB · 07-22-2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jaYMan

Never, but I heard of a girl in high school who did this.

Same story at my high school. There was a girl who allegedly put Peanut Butter on her cooch and her pet licked her off.

Mike B

Rob · 07-22-2005, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

You knew a girl in high school who had a set of balls?

That made me laugh out loud!

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