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After Shock Media · 07-22-2005, 11:03 AM

Ok yes I am a smoker, and I also buy my ciggerettes online. I use the cigsforfree website to place my orders, they have a few other sites as well. For awhile they could not process orders online thanks to NYC, and now they can handle online orders paid by check. Well I need to order a few more cartons yesterday so I did so. I left the mailing list box checked, figured if they got spammy I could always opt out or filter them out. Apparently though their mailing list/newsletter program got busted. It is sending out incoming emails to everyone on the list thus creating a chain reaction. Someone complains everyone on the list gets the complaint and then they say stop mailing me, and everyone gets an email saying stop mailing me and so on.

Here is an email from last night that was sent in, and thus mailed to everyone included me on the list.

This is ridiculous!!! My children use this e-mail address as well, and now I have a seven and a nine year old running around the house shouting out swearwords and hitting each other. My husband has begun drinking to escape the lord offending words, and I'm starting to fear that he may leave us for the girl that does inventory at work... He says that there isn't anything between them, but I've seen the way he looks at her. I have made my peace with smoking, I know with the help of the lord I'll quit when I'm ready, his will be done y'all. But, now I am forced to deal with this website tempting me like that evil snake in the garden... Even worse, because of you people my children have learned those evil words and will have to be damned for all time.. I hope you cigarette fascists are happy, I hope you can sleep well in your beds at night, knowing what you have done to the world....

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2005, 11:07 AM

I gotta agree there. This is probably the funniest / craziest spam complaint ever ... and let's think about it 2 seconds ...

Thoses right wing nuts are the head of the most powerfull country in the world . We are in trouble now ! ;)

07-22-2005, 11:03 AM	#1
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Funny spam complaint. Ok yes I am a smoker, and I also buy my ciggerettes online. I use the cigsforfree website to place my orders, they have a few other sites as well. For awhile they could not process orders online thanks to NYC, and now they can handle online orders paid by check. Well I need to order a few more cartons yesterday so I did so. I left the mailing list box checked, figured if they got spammy I could always opt out or filter them out. Apparently though their mailing list/newsletter program got busted. It is sending out incoming emails to everyone on the list thus creating a chain reaction. Someone complains everyone on the list gets the complaint and then they say stop mailing me, and everyone gets an email saying stop mailing me and so on. Here is an email from last night that was sent in, and thus mailed to everyone included me on the list. This is ridiculous!!! My children use this e-mail address as well, and now I have a seven and a nine year old running around the house shouting out swearwords and hitting each other. My husband has begun drinking to escape the lord offending words, and I'm starting to fear that he may leave us for the girl that does inventory at work... He says that there isn't anything between them, but I've seen the way he looks at her. I have made my peace with smoking, I know with the help of the lord I'll quit when I'm ready, his will be done y'all. But, now I am forced to deal with this website tempting me like that evil snake in the garden... Even worse, because of you people my children have learned those evil words and will have to be damned for all time.. I hope you cigarette fascists are happy, I hope you can sleep well in your beds at night, knowing what you have done to the world.... __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]