Tyson denied a license to fight - GoFuckYourself.com

On-top · 01-29-2002, 05:24 PM

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/2002...yson_dc_6.html

No Lewis-Tyson match in Vegas.

ldinternet · 01-29-2002, 05:27 PM

Tyson is a dumb fucking ape.

boneprone · 01-29-2002, 05:34 PM

Shit.. The marketing.. Creative.

Well, hype it up some more, have more public outbursts of crazyness, and take it elsewhere.

The public is watching and intrest on an otherwise who cares bout now has the public eye and public intrest over what happens.

Congrats to the marketing team on this fight for drawing intrest to a fight most people and even fight fans would care less about otherwise.

On-top · 01-29-2002, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Tyson is a dumb fucking ape.

Indeed.

Fun to watch though.

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boneprone · 01-29-2002, 05:36 PM

The potential pay-per view buyers are noticing.

This Tyson Guy is a marketing machine after all, even with his washed up skills and age 15 years past his prime he's drawing attention. Not bad. Not Bad at all.

boneprone · 01-29-2002, 05:37 PM

erotictrance · 01-29-2002, 05:48 PM

Ok ... the guy's a thug ... but he's also a star ...

I still can't believe Nevada denied it though ...

They really need the business from what I hear ...

Za Ha · 01-29-2002, 05:52 PM

I wanted to see that fight!

boneprone · 01-29-2002, 05:53 PM

shit bro, they will probably apeal and win in a few months.

Let the circus begin!

Shit get Cochran to come represent to drive more attention to this.

Trust me this hype and bullshit revolving around tyson is for the best.

His ring skills are gone, and unlike 15 years ago when his skills alone could sell a card, washed up fighters just dont draw without this type of attention.

This public attention is necessary and critical for the over all sucess for this promotion.

erotictrance · 01-29-2002, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
I wanted to see that fight!

Oh ... I'm sure they'll do the fight .... Just not in Nevada

boneprone · 01-29-2002, 05:55 PM

Something will be apealed and he will fight. There will be a fight.
Trust me.

If not in Vegas it will be else where.. Madison Square Gardens, Trump Plaza, even overseas.

It will happen. This hype isnt for nothing.

BrettJ · 01-29-2002, 06:18 PM

It's all good.

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BrettJ · 01-29-2002, 06:19 PM

On Top is off the hook mad funny. You need to post more often dude

On-top · 01-29-2002, 06:53 PM

LoL! You Seattle guys just aren't right.

vegasdude · 01-29-2002, 07:00 PM

I'll bet 10 bucks on that match will be held i boston or copenhagen!

Pornwolf · 01-29-2002, 07:43 PM

It's a damn shame and a loss for us all. If you have ever been to a Tyson fight in Vegas you know he makes Sin City really act the part! You will see every pimp, ho, and hot FHM covergirl in one place at the same time! As well as every star in the world. Nothing beats it in the country!

I will go wherever they have this fight. Hopefully they have it in America though. We tend to get a little more excited about things like this than other countries!

Call it a natural American Bloodlust!

BrettJ · 01-29-2002, 08:31 PM

i dunno. maryland is screwing with your head.

you guys ever go back to that strip club that was half hotties / half adrogenous freaks?

On-top · 01-30-2002, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrettJ
i dunno. maryland is screwing with your head.

you guys ever go back to that strip club that was half hotties / half adrogenous freaks?

Of course

I was down there just last week actually. A couple of the "undecideds" asked about you. I gave them one of your cards...you know the ones that said "Have spurs, will travel." If you get any calls, be sure to send me a referral fee or something. I know business comes first for you guys.

BTW....I think HowDo ran up $300 in long distance on our office phones calling Nigeria before he started making runs to New York to pick up stolen shit with his brother on weekends. Then we never saw him again.

He-Man · 01-30-2002, 05:57 AM

Thank God for Oscar Goodman!! The best

can buy! He got Tyson out of his last mess.

DialerNET · 01-30-2002, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by erotictrance
Ok ... the guy's a thug ... but he's also a star ...

Yeah.. So is O.J....

Jason.

BK681 · 01-30-2002, 09:40 AM

Tyson is stoked he got the boot in Vegas... It the big story now and it doesn't matter if they fight in the Walmart parking lot in Dingleberry, New Mexico...that fight is gonna kick ass and everyone and their mama is gonna be watchin that #@%$&.

BK681

Ludedude · 01-30-2002, 11:44 AM

They should lock his ass up for good...he's not a sportsman, he's a psychopath.

Scootermuze · 01-30-2002, 03:14 PM

They have enough evidence to get him on the rape charge now, so if that sticks, he's toast...

TaDoW · 01-30-2002, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by On-top

Of course I was down there just last week actually. A couple of the "undecideds" asked about you. I gave them one of your cards...you know the ones that said "Have spurs, will travel." If you get any calls, be sure to send me a referral fee or something. I know business comes first for you guys.

BTW....I think HowDo ran up $300 in long distance on our office phones calling Nigeria before he started making runs to New York to pick up stolen shit with his brother on weekends. Then we never saw him again.

BWWAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHH....

That was the evening that his nickname became "Trooper"

5's instead of 1's ... hehehehe

On-top · 01-30-2002, 04:50 PM

That's some funny shit! You guys either have really good memories, or didn't drink nearly as much as I that night...hahaha. Though, I do remember Trooper slipping a lot of cash into that little waitress' garter, something about buttery nipples, and one of our guys began a vomit marathon on the way home.

Good stuff

01-29-2002, 05:24 PM	#1
On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	Tyson denied a license to fight http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/2002...yson_dc_6.html No Lewis-Tyson match in Vegas.

01-29-2002, 05:27 PM	#2
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Tyson is a dumb fucking ape. Last edited by ldinternet; 01-29-2002 at 05:32 PM..

01-29-2002, 05:37 PM	#6
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	huh?

01-29-2002, 05:48 PM	#7
erotictrance Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 328	Ok ... the guy's a thug ... but he's also a star ... I still can't believe Nevada denied it though ... They really need the business from what I hear ... __________________ erotictrance

01-29-2002, 07:00 PM	#15
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	I'll bet 10 bucks on that match will be held i boston or copenhagen! __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

01-29-2002, 05:34 PM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Shit.. The marketing.. Creative. Well, hype it up some more, have more public outbursts of crazyness, and take it elsewhere. The public is watching and intrest on an otherwise who cares bout now has the public eye and public intrest over what happens. Congrats to the marketing team on this fight for drawing intrest to a fight most people and even fight fans would care less about otherwise.

01-29-2002, 05:36 PM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	The potential pay-per view buyers are noticing. This Tyson Guy is a marketing machine after all, even with his washed up skills and age 15 years past his prime he's drawing attention. Not bad. Not Bad at all.

01-29-2002, 05:52 PM	#8
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	I wanted to see that fight!

01-29-2002, 05:53 PM	#9
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	shit bro, they will probably apeal and win in a few months. Let the circus begin! Shit get Cochran to come represent to drive more attention to this. Trust me this hype and bullshit revolving around tyson is for the best. His ring skills are gone, and unlike 15 years ago when his skills alone could sell a card, washed up fighters just dont draw without this type of attention. This public attention is necessary and critical for the over all sucess for this promotion.

01-29-2002, 05:55 PM	#11
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Something will be apealed and he will fight. There will be a fight. Trust me. If not in Vegas it will be else where.. Madison Square Gardens, Trump Plaza, even overseas. It will happen. This hype isnt for nothing.

01-29-2002, 06:18 PM	#12
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	It's all good. (Disclaimer) The previous statement is used in parody form, referencing known excerpts of the notoriously original works written, presented, and/or performed by On Top, all of which have been generated from a pair of cowboy boots filled with mayonaise. This statement, and any accompanying gestures, is solely an unsuccessful attempt at humor, and is designed to fit within The Copyright Act in Section 107 of fair-use policies. Copies of On-Tops's original text available upon request. We are also avid supporters of Green Guatamalans' rights, and contribute annually to the "HowDo" Maintenance fund.

01-29-2002, 06:19 PM	#13
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	On Top is off the hook mad funny. You need to post more often dude

01-29-2002, 06:53 PM	#14
On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	LoL! You Seattle guys just aren't right.

01-29-2002, 07:43 PM	#16
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	It's a damn shame and a loss for us all. If you have ever been to a Tyson fight in Vegas you know he makes Sin City really act the part! You will see every pimp, ho, and hot FHM covergirl in one place at the same time! As well as every star in the world. Nothing beats it in the country! I will go wherever they have this fight. Hopefully they have it in America though. We tend to get a little more excited about things like this than other countries! Call it a natural American Bloodlust! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

01-29-2002, 08:31 PM	#17
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	i dunno. maryland is screwing with your head. you guys ever go back to that strip club that was half hotties / half adrogenous freaks?

01-30-2002, 05:57 AM	#19
He-Man Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Amsterdam!! Posts: 706	Thank God for Oscar Goodman!! The best can buy! He got Tyson out of his last mess. __________________ "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents." Bob "King of the Canvas" Ross

01-30-2002, 09:40 AM	#21
BK681 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: SomeWhereFarAway Posts: 36	Tyson is stoked he got the boot in Vegas... It the big story now and it doesn't matter if they fight in the Walmart parking lot in Dingleberry, New Mexico...that fight is gonna kick ass and everyone and their mama is gonna be watchin that #@%$&. BK681

01-30-2002, 11:44 AM	#22
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	They should lock his ass up for good...he's not a sportsman, he's a psychopath.

01-30-2002, 03:14 PM	#23
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	They have enough evidence to get him on the rape charge now, so if that sticks, he's toast...

01-30-2002, 04:50 PM	#25
On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	That's some funny shit! You guys either have really good memories, or didn't drink nearly as much as I that night...hahaha. Though, I do remember Trooper slipping a lot of cash into that little waitress' garter, something about buttery nipples, and one of our guys began a vomit marathon on the way home. Good stuff