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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    my cock is so big:

    that when i twirl it around like a helicopter i catch a little bit of air.
  • Clicky_Bucks
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 746

    #2
    My cock is so big that there is no way I could possibly twirl it around like a helicopter.
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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #3
      Originally posted by Clicky_Bucks
      My cock is so big that there is no way I could possibly twirl it around like a helicopter.

      ok there turnup cock.

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      • CDSmith
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        • May 2001
        • 51460

        #4
        Mine is so big that when I get a hardon it causes women all over the planet to drive funny..........


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        • elitetec
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          • Sep 2005
          • 4944

          #5
          damn sux for that car



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          • bangman
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            • Sep 2004
            • 5283

            #6
            Originally posted by elitetec
            damn sux for that car
            I think it sucks for the house more so.
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            • CDSmith
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2001
              • 51460

              #7
              Originally posted by bangman
              I think it sucks for the house more so.
              What about my cock? She almost hit it.
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              • TexasDreams
                former Miserable Admin :)
                • Oct 2003
                • 4700

                #8
                Originally posted by MetaMan
                that when i twirl it around like a helicopter i catch a little bit of air.
                I tried twirling mine around like a helicopter, and my back has been totally screwed up since last Wednesday.

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                • Dalai lama
                  Strength and Honor
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 16540

                  #9


                  Mines is not so big at all

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                  • Manowar
                    jellyfish  
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 71528

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Clicky_Bucks
                    My cock is so big that there is no way I could possibly twirl it around like a helicopter.
                    winrar!

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                    • BlingDaddy
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                      • Apr 2004
                      • 6343

                      #11
                      It must be the Sea Bass Oil....
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                      • MetaMan
                        I AM WEB 2.0
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 28682

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BlingDaddy
                        It must be the Sea Bass Oil....

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                        • Zeina-Heart
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 670

                          #13
                          pleasseee.... All guys say they have a big cock... BUT its all talk and no show.. SO SHOOOWW.. PIC..
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                          • Zeina-Heart
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 670

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dalai lama


                            Mines is not so big at all
                            guys dont get those ring thingy at the end of your cock pllleeaaassseee... really it doesnt feel good at all.. unless you want most girls to say no to you dont get that I had a boyfriend a while ago he had a great cock and went and fucked it up with that metal thingy ... IT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD at all. I had to leave him cause it was so bad..
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                            • RRRED
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 6754

                              #15
                              We should have an anonymous penis contest.. everyone email me their pics and I will make a gallery for voting on gfy I will keep all penis owners names confidential

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                              • Zeina-Heart
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 670

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RRRED
                                We should have an anonymous penis contest.. everyone email me their pics and I will make a gallery for voting on gfy I will keep all penis owners names confidential
                                except the really really big ones.. and the really really small ones right
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                                • MetaMan
                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 28682

                                  #17
                                  ladies my asshole looks like a turnup after a good waxing, if you would like to come down for a personal show while i do sets of squats while eating a subway sandwhich i can probably fit you in.

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                                  • Violetta
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                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 28735

                                    #18
                                    my cock gets pussy!
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                                    • gornyhuy
                                      Chafed.
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 18041

                                      #19
                                      My cock is tiny, but my balls are pumpkin sized.

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                                      • CDSmith
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 51460

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                        ...my asshole ....... i can probably fit you in.
                                        How did your asshole get so big??
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                                        • RRRED
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 6754

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Zeina-Heart
                                          except the really really big ones.. and the really really small ones right
                                          I'll keep the really really big ones to myself ;) lol

                                          Maybe the really small ones deserve their name in a different color hahahaha

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                                          • MetaMan
                                            I AM WEB 2.0
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 28682

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                            How did your asshole get so big??

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                                            • adultchica
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 5141

                                              #23
                                              Yup, where are the pics? DON"T TELL ME the guys on GFY that brag about their enormous cock size can't back it up? Because if they can't, then they would just be talking shit. Say it ain't so Joe!

                                              POST PIC OR STFU

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                                              • MetaMan
                                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 28682

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by adultchica
                                                Yup, where are the pics? DON"T TELL ME the guys on GFY that brag about their enormous cock size can't back it up? Because if they can't, then they would just be talking shit. Say it ain't so Joe!

                                                POST PIC OR STFU

                                                hey i got a message for you, you think i have a small cock? i can let the back of your throat be the ruler.

                                                now stfu and get out of my thread.

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                                                • sicone
                                                  Retired
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 18453

                                                  #25
                                                  If Brad sends me a fast size.. then someday soon I too will have a massive cock and then I could take pics and send them to rrred and zeina.

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                                                  • adultchica
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 5141

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                    hey i got a message for you, you think i have a small cock? i can let the back of your throat be the ruler.

                                                    now stfu and get out of my thread.

                                                    .........that explains so much

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                                                    • MetaMan
                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 28682

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by adultchica
                                                      .........that explains so much

                                                      that you give a good deepthroat?

                                                      make some sense or get back in the kitchen.

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                                                      • PimpDaddyPants
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2005
                                                        • 1581

                                                        #28
                                                        OWNED PENIS

                                                        lol

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                                                        • adultchica
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                          • 5141

                                                          #29
                                                          My husband is the one cooking right now.......

                                                          Geez relax, I wasn't trying to insult your masculinity. I was just saying you can't say you have a really big cock and expect us to believe it. MEN and their small penis insecurities............

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                                                          • MetaMan
                                                            I AM WEB 2.0
                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 28682

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by adultchica
                                                            My husband is the one cooking right now.......

                                                            Geez relax, I wasn't trying to insult your masculinity. I was just saying you can't say you have a really big cock and expect us to believe it. MEN and their small penis insecurities............

                                                            just because your husband is now the bitch doesnt change the fact that you're still one.

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                                                            • RRRED
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 6754

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by sicone
                                                              If Brad sends me a fast size.. then someday soon I too will have a massive cock and then I could take pics and send them to rrred and zeina.
                                                              Oh I forgot to tell you... I installed a bathroom cam when I was at the office so I've seen all you guys And all I can say is.. Hey baby are ya single?

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                                                              • MetroPornTour
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                                                                • Apr 2005
                                                                • 1043

                                                                #32
                                                                Lets play Pictionairy

                                                                This is what you get when you add all these photos together!!!



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                                                                • Zeina-Heart
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 670

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                  I'll keep the really really big ones to myself ;) lol

                                                                  Maybe the really small ones deserve their name in a different color hahahaha
                                                                  No fair... share... share!!!
                                                                  Eromodelcash Zeina Heart

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                                                                  • sicone
                                                                    Retired
                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 18453

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                    Oh I forgot to tell you... I installed a bathroom cam when I was at the office so I've seen all you guys And all I can say is.. Hey baby are ya single?
                                                                    Is that what the blinking light in the ceiling is?

                                                                    And yes, I am single. Holla at me girl

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                                                                    • RRRED
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 6754

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I actually already got an email with a pic bahahaha... i wonder if we should do a gfy big dick contest.. what do you think???

                                                                      I think I know who will win though

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                                                                      • adultchica
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                                        • 5141

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                        just because your husband is now the bitch doesnt change the fact that you're still one.

                                                                        That "bitch" you're talking about is 24, 6'5" 200 lbs of solid muscle and was an ARMY RANGER. I wouldn't piss him off if I were you....:-)

                                                                        But yes, you win on that I can be a total bitch :-) This is GFY, for fucksakes.

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                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 28682

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MetroPornTour
                                                                          Lets play Pictionairy

                                                                          This is what you get when you add all these photos together!!!



                                                                          Plus




                                                                          Will Equal This...



                                                                          Plus


                                                                          'S

                                                                          Plus



                                                                          Lets see who is smart enough to figure this one out.

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                                                                          • Zeina-Heart
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Sep 2005
                                                                            • 670

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                            I actually already got an email with a pic bahahaha... i wonder if we should do a gfy big dick contest.. what do you think???

                                                                            I think I know who will win though
                                                                            yes go true.. with it.. who do you think will win ???
                                                                            Eromodelcash Zeina Heart

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                                                                            • tornell
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                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 4239

                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • BigCashCrew
                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                                • 3570

                                                                                #40
                                                                                You should join Puppetry of the Penis;)

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                                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 28682

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by BigCashCrew
                                                                                  You should join Puppetry of the Penis;)
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                                                                                  • reynold
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 51271

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Dalai lama


                                                                                    Mines is not so big at all
                                                                                    Holy shit, I hope this does not hurt at all.

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                                                                                    • loverboy
                                                                                      When it rains, it pours
                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                      • 20609

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Dalai lama


                                                                                      Mines is not so big at all
                                                                                      dingdong

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