I Dont have the guts to phone call a chick :( - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

SNOW · 01-29-2002, 06:25 PM

Oh take it little man.....

Exxxotica · 01-29-2002, 09:12 PM

Cant we all just get along?

Anyhoo...

Here's what ya need to do.

1) Chicks dig mystery: Call her but dont tell her who it is. Make her play a guessing game. This is also a good way to practice your different voices.

2) Chicks dig suspense: Tell her you are calling from your cell phone, and are watching her through the window. If this doesnt get her excited, nothing will.

3) Women like a large sized tool: Dont be afraid to talk about the size of your penis. If your penis is small.... lie about it. Believe me... when you start talking about the size of your cock, women listen.

4) Finally, Women like honesty: Tell her what really turns you on. If you like Bondage and Anal sex... dont be affraid to let her know. Women can tell when you are not being truthful. She will thank you for your honesty.

Most importantly, dont be shy with her. Most women have low self esteem. This is a good thing, and can be used to your benefit. Women with low self esteem are easily manipulitable. This means by playing your cards right, you will be able to mold her into the woman of your dreams.

Now go forth and conquer!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-29-2002, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Ask your beloved boyfriend Boneprone about my girlfriend.

Awwww C'mon [Labret] !!
Don't even go there ... being gay in the 21st century is perfectly fine ...

But I thought it was RAM's balls he was massaging ???

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-29-2002, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW

I'm sorry your rectumn hurts so bad.. Try having your BF rim you a little..

You see Lab ... he's ofering you FREE advice ... Learn from his vast experience ...

Houdini · 01-30-2002, 12:04 AM

What I would suggest is try it out in an AOL chatroom first. If you can't pick up a chick that wants to fuck you within 30 minutes on AOL you won't be able to handle a "real" chick and you shouldn't call her. If you do get a girl on your tip in the chats, maybe that will build your self esteem a little and give you some insta-balls to call the one you really want. Here's the best part. If she hangs up on you or tells you she's not interested, call the girl you met on AOL and fuck her instead! You can't lose with this plan!

Brad Mitchell · 01-30-2002, 12:25 AM

Okay that's pretty lame... Perhaps you should get some practice by calling 1-800-210-SINN, one of my phone sex lines -hehe

Brad

assmaster · 01-30-2002, 12:34 AM

Dude.

Have a couple drinks..get comfortable, a lil tipsy.. and give her a ring. I've always noticed when your drunk..conversations flow easier because you don't really feel uncomfortable. Just don't get wasted.

BrettJ · 01-30-2002, 12:53 AM

Am i the only one that doesn't think you should call her?

1. your best friend dated her...that makes her off limits in my book.

2. it doesn't sound like you guys have had much contact or really know each other...

evil "we met again and I thought she was nice to me. "

i think you would be better served long term to say that you guys might have shared a moment years ago...but you missed the opportunity...

Let it be a lesson ... to not miss any future opportunities...

satisfy your sexual hunger by going out and finding a new girl to meet and build a relationship with...and try not to let this next one get away.

~Brett

4Pics · 01-30-2002, 01:12 AM

just ask her out for drinks, if she says yes cool, if no then move on.

Evil Jawa · 01-30-2002, 03:03 AM

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COMPUTER DESTROYS LIVES!

LOL, thats so true. I'm not a geek, actually I''m cool - its just that my job (building porn sites 'n stuff) makes me feel like one

Yah, I am going to call her. Just need a couple more days to solve some problems first cause it all distracts me and I cant get my head straight.

Anyways, I'll let you all know how it went. BTW, thanks everyone, don't know why but I do feel more comfortable.

01-30-2002, 12:34 AM	#57
assmaster Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 66	Dude. Have a couple drinks..get comfortable, a lil tipsy.. and give her a ring. I've always noticed when your drunk..conversations flow easier because you don't really feel uncomfortable. Just don't get wasted. __________________ www.assmaster.com

01-29-2002, 06:25 PM	#51
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Oh take it little man.....

01-29-2002, 09:12 PM	#52
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Cant we all just get along? Anyhoo... Here's what ya need to do. 1) Chicks dig mystery: Call her but dont tell her who it is. Make her play a guessing game. This is also a good way to practice your different voices. 2) Chicks dig suspense: Tell her you are calling from your cell phone, and are watching her through the window. If this doesnt get her excited, nothing will. 3) Women like a large sized tool: Dont be afraid to talk about the size of your penis. If your penis is small.... lie about it. Believe me... when you start talking about the size of your cock, women listen. 4) Finally, Women like honesty: Tell her what really turns you on. If you like Bondage and Anal sex... dont be affraid to let her know. Women can tell when you are not being truthful. She will thank you for your honesty. Most importantly, dont be shy with her. Most women have low self esteem. This is a good thing, and can be used to your benefit. Women with low self esteem are easily manipulitable. This means by playing your cards right, you will be able to mold her into the woman of your dreams. Now go forth and conquer!

01-30-2002, 12:04 AM	#55
Houdini Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,651	What I would suggest is try it out in an AOL chatroom first. If you can't pick up a chick that wants to fuck you within 30 minutes on AOL you won't be able to handle a "real" chick and you shouldn't call her. If you do get a girl on your tip in the chats, maybe that will build your self esteem a little and give you some insta-balls to call the one you really want. Here's the best part. If she hangs up on you or tells you she's not interested, call the girl you met on AOL and fuck her instead! You can't lose with this plan!

01-30-2002, 12:25 AM	#56
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	Okay that's pretty lame... Perhaps you should get some practice by calling 1-800-210-SINN, one of my phone sex lines -hehe Brad

01-30-2002, 12:53 AM	#58
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	Am i the only one that doesn't think you should call her? 1. your best friend dated her...that makes her off limits in my book. 2. it doesn't sound like you guys have had much contact or really know each other... evil "we met again and I thought she was nice to me. " i think you would be better served long term to say that you guys might have shared a moment years ago...but you missed the opportunity... Let it be a lesson ... to not miss any future opportunities... satisfy your sexual hunger by going out and finding a new girl to meet and build a relationship with...and try not to let this next one get away. ~Brett

01-30-2002, 01:12 AM	#59
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	just ask her out for drinks, if she says yes cool, if no then move on.