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Theo 01-29-2002 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
i fucked her.
orgy with lightspeed's girl? :)

Evil Jawa, try to be cool. call and ask her for a date, be funny with her on the phone and don't let her feel uncomfortable not even for a second. To be honest, i dont feel comfortable neither i like talking through phone,it would be easier in most of the cases to be a face2face communication. Sometimes a conversation through phone can be "cold" and you can't do many things about it unlike a face2face one.

Best luck :)

Theo 01-29-2002 05:46 PM

i won't agree with titmowse. don't try tell her you were thinking her etc because most probably you'll never even pick the phone and 2nd you'll sound too serious from day one and i can assure you in 99% of the cases it won't be good.

titmowse 01-29-2002 05:55 PM

well mr soul rebel, i am not a guy and i really feel sorry for guys. it's gotta be rough to be the initiator. but i know that i would feel flattered if a man said i've been on his mind. of course, it's all in HOW he says it. ;)

rickrod99 01-29-2002 05:56 PM

:feels-hot Man will you plleeeaaasee just call the girl. I am tired of watching you waste time and just call her....what do you have to loose? If she denies you, move on to the next one. Your bound to get this girl or a girl....!

erotictrance 01-29-2002 05:56 PM

Speaking as a woman ...

I wouldn't use the word "Chick" if you do call ... LOL

"Babe" or other similar names probably won't go over well either ...

At least, from my female point of view ... LOL

Za Ha 01-29-2002 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by SNOW
He bro dont listen to that crap...You think they walk into a bar and women flock at them??
Howd you know?

Eric 01-29-2002 06:12 PM

Allison you are HORRIBLE!!! What are you trying to do scare the crap out of him. Dude just pick up the phone. If she sat on your lap she is into you. Trust me women don't get physical like that with people they don't like. Well unless they are the women I am into, but they are mostly tied up.

SNOW 01-29-2002 06:22 PM

Oh Lab is just pissed cause hes been forehead cock slapped way too many times....I'm sorry your rectumn hurts so bad.. Try having your BF rim you a little..

SNOW 01-29-2002 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
Oh Lab is just pissed cause hes been forehead cock slapped way too many times....I'm sorry your rectumn hurts so bad.. Try having your BF rim you a little.. GF!!Whats his name?

[Labret] 01-29-2002 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
Oh Lab is just pissed cause hes been forehead cock slapped way too many times....I'm sorry your rectumn hurts so bad.. Try having your BF rim you a little..
It is this quality of insult that makes me miss CDSmith.

SNOW 01-29-2002 06:25 PM

Oh take it little man.....

Exxxotica 01-29-2002 09:12 PM

Cant we all just get along?



Anyhoo...

Here's what ya need to do.

1) Chicks dig mystery: Call her but dont tell her who it is. Make her play a guessing game. This is also a good way to practice your different voices.

2) Chicks dig suspense: Tell her you are calling from your cell phone, and are watching her through the window. If this doesnt get her excited, nothing will.

3) Women like a large sized tool: Dont be afraid to talk about the size of your penis. If your penis is small.... lie about it. Believe me... when you start talking about the size of your cock, women listen.

4) Finally, Women like honesty: Tell her what really turns you on. If you like Bondage and Anal sex... dont be affraid to let her know. Women can tell when you are not being truthful. She will thank you for your honesty.

Most importantly, dont be shy with her. Most women have low self esteem. This is a good thing, and can be used to your benefit. Women with low self esteem are easily manipulitable. This means by playing your cards right, you will be able to mold her into the woman of your dreams.

Now go forth and conquer!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 01-29-2002 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


Ask your beloved boyfriend Boneprone about my girlfriend.

Awwww C'mon [Labret] !!
Don't even go there ... being gay in the 21st century is perfectly fine ...

But I thought it was RAM's balls he was massaging ???:uhoh

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 01-29-2002 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW

I'm sorry your rectumn hurts so bad.. Try having your BF rim you a little..

You see Lab ... he's ofering you FREE advice ... Learn from his vast experience ...

Houdini 01-30-2002 12:04 AM

What I would suggest is try it out in an AOL chatroom first. If you can't pick up a chick that wants to fuck you within 30 minutes on AOL you won't be able to handle a "real" chick and you shouldn't call her. If you do get a girl on your tip in the chats, maybe that will build your self esteem a little and give you some insta-balls to call the one you really want. Here's the best part. If she hangs up on you or tells you she's not interested, call the girl you met on AOL and fuck her instead! You can't lose with this plan!

:thumbsup

Brad Mitchell 01-30-2002 12:25 AM

Okay that's pretty lame... Perhaps you should get some practice by calling 1-800-210-SINN, one of my phone sex lines -hehe

Brad

assmaster 01-30-2002 12:34 AM

Dude.

Have a couple drinks..get comfortable, a lil tipsy.. and give her a ring. I've always noticed when your drunk..conversations flow easier because you don't really feel uncomfortable. Just don't get wasted. :thumbsup

BrettJ 01-30-2002 12:53 AM

Am i the only one that doesn't think you should call her?

1. your best friend dated her...that makes her off limits in my book.

2. it doesn't sound like you guys have had much contact or really know each other...

evil "we met again and I thought she was nice to me. "


i think you would be better served long term to say that you guys might have shared a moment years ago...but you missed the opportunity...

Let it be a lesson ... to not miss any future opportunities...

satisfy your sexual hunger by going out and finding a new girl to meet and build a relationship with...and try not to let this next one get away.

~Brett

4Pics 01-30-2002 01:12 AM

just ask her out for drinks, if she says yes cool, if no then move on.

Evil Jawa 01-30-2002 03:03 AM

Quote:

COMPUTER DESTROYS LIVES!

LOL, thats so true. I'm not a geek, actually I''m cool - its just that my job (building porn sites 'n stuff) makes me feel like one :eek7

Yah, I am going to call her. Just need a couple more days to solve some problems first cause it all distracts me and I cant get my head straight.

Anyways, I'll let you all know how it went. BTW, thanks everyone, don't know why but I do feel more comfortable.


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