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Join Date: Nov 2001
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![]() I got her phone # from a friend. We have met before, she was nice to me. But shit, I can't make myselfpick up the damn phone and dial her number. Wtf is it ? low self esteem... ? i have no life
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#2 |
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Pssst... you smell something ? * snif snif *
I smell pussy! J/K ![]() Just call her man... what's the worst that could happen
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#3 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2001
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![]() it's sooooo bad.....like I'be been thinking about her for 3 months now, all the damn time...whatever I do i just can't stop thinking about her...now I cant get no sleep
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#4 |
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if you cant sleep, get drunk, sleep 10 hours and call her the next day.
if you dont call her, you wont be able to sleep for some months probably because you missed that girl ![]()
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#5 |
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Join Date: May 2001
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Girls don't like wimps. Be a bad boy. Girls love bad boys. Show me a pathologically-lying and dangerous sociopath, and I'll show you a guy who has a date on Saturday night.
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#6 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2001
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when I see her, I get fucking stunned - literaly, I cant fucking move
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Will code for food...
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Buckeye, AZ
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any pics?
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#8 |
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Just pick up the phone and call her.
Just say... Hi, <girls name here> It is <your name here>, we met a couple months ago and I just thought I would give you a call and see how you have been. From there it should open up all kinds of stuff. If she says she has been good, great, fine, super, things couldn't be better, etc. It doesn't matter what she says. Just start asking her questions about her. The more questions you ask the more she will tell you and the more questions you will be able to ask her. Trust me dude you probably won't even have to say much other than ask the questions. I would say just give it a shot... Remember... Nothing Ventured... Something lost! ![]() Go get her! |
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Whatever you do don't get drunk then call her.. Doesn't work...
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#10 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: shell beach
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... post her phonenumber and I´ll do that phonecall for ya ... !!
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Queens NY
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get drunk.. then maybe u'll have the courage of picking up the phone
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Send her to GFY, we will take good care of her!
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#13 |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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nope, i dont got any pics, but damn, her face is before my eyes 24/7
yeah i'll prolly call her in a couple of days...need to pull my shit together and you know what...i've known her for like 2 years now, she was g/f of my best friend but then they broke up. anyways, one time when we were at a big party, she was there with her b/f - we I and some other folks were making bbq, and she came over and sit on my lap (daaayum!) - I was drunk and shit, and didnt take advantage of it cause of my friend (or cause I got no life) - and then like a year aftre this, we met again and I thought she was nice to me. And then I saw her some time ago - we crossed on the street, she looked at me but didnt say anything - just walked by. So did I ![]() I'm afraid to her her cause she might think i'm a looser cause i didnt call her earlier. Dont know how she thinks now. |
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Yes, we all want a girl who's attracted to men sopped up on alcohol.
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#15 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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call her today cuz tomorrow is to late!!! trust me I was one day 2 late to get the finnest piece of woman ever (now she even got a cd contract....damn) |
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hehe AMP ya know ya are....
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Where do you guys live?? How old are you and She?
I will help you with this.. |
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How about you post the number here so we can all call and put in a good word for you ;)
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#20 |
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I have one question
How fucking old are we?????????????? come on people, pick up the damn phone, stop pussy footing around . Are we still in Jh and you want to pass a note ![]()
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#21 |
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snow don't be evil and take her infront of him
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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ask her if she remembers you, tell her you just called to say hi, ask her what she's been up to, then tell her what you've been up to, maybe invite her to a movie with a group of people.. after the little get together wait a few days and call her again. she'll know you like her she'll figure it out. dont try too hard. if it helps write a few things down to help you lead you through the conversations, but dont read or anything, you'll sound like a robot if ya do. good luck
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Well since nobody else is gonna tell you the truth, I will.
Listen up computer geek, if you come across in real life half as gay as you do on GFY, then you are screwed. You will only be more devastated after she shoots you down. |
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#24 |
$100,000
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![]() LOL thats so mean..
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quit being a fucking cunt already and call her... virginboy!
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#26 |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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![]() If you wont calll her and see is solid can u pass me the number? Ill make good use of her...
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COMPUTER DESTROYS LIVES!
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#30 |
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He bro dont listen to that crap...You think they walk into a bar and women flock at them?? Thats there insecurity flowing..There all pussies dont listen to them..Chicks like heart but you have edge..
It's always the ULGLY FUCKS that have cocky attitudes like that LOL.. WHATS HER NUMBER------I will take care of it........ Labret hasnt seen a real breast in years dude dont worry..... |
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#31 |
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![]() OK , If you litterally get stunned when you see her , chances are she is too good for you. However maybe its you , maybe you been looking at porn so much that she isnt really good looking but your vision just desentigrated to the point where you think she is , but she is so horrific that she will actually settle for anybody.
![]() but you definetly HAVE to call. Otherwise you will regret it countless times. Like i do everyday that i see a cute girl and have nothing to say to her. So what you say is very important. I think that what you say to a her after 3 months and your friend giving you her # is what the thread should be about , cause im coming up with blanks. my games is hurting , my c*nt girlfriend just broke up with me after 2.5 years. so i dont think i should tell you what to say , but can tell you that YOU MUST CALL , who knows might be a HUUUUUUAAA, give you a piece ![]()
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Give me her number, I'll hook up with her
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i fucked her.
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he did it my way
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call her damnit and post here how it went
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Here are the best and worst case scenarios coming from a chick...
Best: She'll love the fact that you called and be really into you and you'll definitely get the upper hand. Worst: She'll be nice to you on the phone and then hang up with you and call all her girlfriends to tell them about this awful phone call she just got and they will laugh about it for a week or two. It's worth taking the chance. Be a man, call her ~~Alli
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Next time you go for a chick, get her ICQ number instead. ;)
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![]() Just call her. Say hi. Say you've had her on your mind and you would love to take her out for a nice non-threatening lunch somewhere so you can have a good conversation. But most of all just call her. If she's that intimidating, then she's probably quite lonely cause no men have the balls to call her.
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![]() Evil Jawa, try to be cool. call and ask her for a date, be funny with her on the phone and don't let her feel uncomfortable not even for a second. To be honest, i dont feel comfortable neither i like talking through phone,it would be easier in most of the cases to be a face2face communication. Sometimes a conversation through phone can be "cold" and you can't do many things about it unlike a face2face one. Best luck ![]() |
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i won't agree with titmowse. don't try tell her you were thinking her etc because most probably you'll never even pick the phone and 2nd you'll sound too serious from day one and i can assure you in 99% of the cases it won't be good.
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well mr soul rebel, i am not a guy and i really feel sorry for guys. it's gotta be rough to be the initiator. but i know that i would feel flattered if a man said i've been on his mind. of course, it's all in HOW he says it. ;)
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Speaking as a woman ...
I wouldn't use the word "Chick" if you do call ... LOL "Babe" or other similar names probably won't go over well either ... At least, from my female point of view ... LOL
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Allison you are HORRIBLE!!! What are you trying to do scare the crap out of him. Dude just pick up the phone. If she sat on your lap she is into you. Trust me women don't get physical like that with people they don't like. Well unless they are the women I am into, but they are mostly tied up.
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Oh Lab is just pissed cause hes been forehead cock slapped way too many times....I'm sorry your rectumn hurts so bad.. Try having your BF rim you a little..
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