Originally Posted by llporter

hardy har har

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

You no likey?

Originally Posted by montrealpornking

The six men in a jewish woman's life who turn her on

The Doctor because he says; "Take your clothes off"
The Dentist because he says; "Open wide"
The Milkman because he says; "Do you want it in the front or the back"
The Hairdresser because he says; "Do you want it teased or blown"
The Interior Decorator because he says; "Once it's in, you'll love it"
The Banker because he says; "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

The newly weds

A marriage was arranged for a young Hasidic couple, as has been the tradition for centuries. The wedding takes place and Yossel and Annie are soon in bed ready to consummate their marriage. But Yossel is a novice.
"I've never done this before," he tells Annie.
Annie quickly reassures him. "Don?t worry, darling, I will guide you through the process. First of all, remove your garments."
He complies.
"No," she says, "all of them, not just your tzitzis."
A little embarrassed, Yossel does what he is told.
She says "OK, Yossel, now you need to lie right on top of me."
"Naked?" he asks.
"Yes" she says. So Yossel climbs on top of her, but just lies there.
"Now" she says, put it inside me."
"You mean my...?"
"Yes!"
Yossel again does what he is told but is still embarrassed and just lies there, rigid, on top of her, doing nothing.
After 5 minutes of just lying there, it suddenly becomes clear to Annie what must happen next.
"Now," she says to Yossel, "Daavin!!!"


Sadie went to see her doctor and when he asked her about her problem, she replied that she was suffering from a discharge.
The doctor said, "OK, Undress please and go lie down on the examination table."
She did what he asked.
The doctor put on his rubber gloves and began investigating her "private parts".
After a couple of minutes, he asked Sadie, "How does that feel?"
"Wonderful," replied Sadie, "but the discharge is from my ear."


Hannah goes to visit her dentist.
When Moshe finishes examining her teeth, he says, "I?m sorry to have to tell you this, but you need root canal treatment to one of your molars."
Hannah cries, "Oy vey ist mir. I'd rather have a baby."
Moshe replies, "Well let me know what you decide ? I?ll have to adjust the chair either way."

Originally Posted by jonesy

prolly a goy.

Originally Posted by Mitch Cumstein

What's Daavin mean?

I'm only 94% Jewish!

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Shabbat Shalom My Peoples :cool-smil

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

My shiksa line is the best

:winkwink:

Originally Posted by jonesy

heres a shiksa line KB laid on me

"I hit shiksas for practice"

Originally Posted by montrealpornking

Daavin is a word the religous people use which means to pray.
They tend to move front and back action as if they sway whey they Daavin.
:thumbsup

So what about it
Moshe was talking to his friend, who was a Marketing Manager.
?Benny,? says Moshe, ?what?s the difference between marketing and advertising? I?ve always wanted to know.?
?Well,? replies Benny, ?suppose you?re at a party and you see a gorgeous lady across the room. Well, there are a number of things that could happen.
1. You could go over to her and say, ?Hi, I?m great in bed, so what about it??
That?s DIRECT MARKETING.
2. You could give your best friend £10 so he goes over to her and says, ?Hello, see my friend over there? He?s great in bed, so what about it??
That?s ADVERTISING.
3. She could come over to you and say, ?Hello, I?ve heard you?re great in bed, so what about it??
That?s BRAND RECOGNITION.
4. You could go over to her and get her telephone number. Then next day you could call her and say, ?Hello, I?m great in bed, so what about it??
That?s TELEMARKETING.
5. You could walk over to her, pour her a drink and say, 'May I?' You could then reach up to straighten her hair, at the same time brushing your groin against her leg, and say, 'Hello, I'm great in bed, so what about it??
That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.
6. You could talk her into going home with your friend.
That's a SALES REP.
7. Your friend might not be able to satisfy her and so she could then text you.
That's TECH SUPPORT.
8. You could leave the party and on your way home realize that there are probably many beautiful women in the houses you're passing. So you could shout out at the top of your voice, 'I'm great in bed.'
That's JUNK MAIL.
?Thanks, now I understand,? says Moshe.

Originally Posted by woj

damn bots :mad:

Originally Posted by Screaming

heh dont even know what to say there