Most fucked up spam of the day thread.....

[Damian_Maxcash]

I win!!

Dear Beloved in Christ,

I greet you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.

I am formally Ahmed Usman from UAE.I was born into a
devoted Muslim family.All through my life i have been
doing business and I was into gold mining and selling.

I met our creator and the meciful one Almigthy God when
I was having a business deal with one of my partners
from Italy and from the day I became a born again
christian my name changed to John Williams.On 10th
Feburary 2004 myself and my family and my business partner
took a flight from kish to sharjah and we flew kish
airline.We had a plane crash and all members of my family
including my very good friend lost thier lives.I give
thanks to God that I am one of the lucky ones that
survived the crash.The airline was under the management
of one Mr Shabab Attarzadeh who was later sacked after
this incidence.I had to return to my base in London and
I am now left with my relatives to take care of me.Owing
to the fact that I was born into a Moslim home and my
family members know that I am now a devoted Christian,
they have neglected me and left me to suffer pain.I know
I am not going to survive this whole pain anymore.what
disturbs me most is my stroke sickness and now that I have
developed paralyses from my waist region downward I am
taking this bold step to let you know that I want to leave
in your care the sum of $12.6M(Twelve Million Six Hundred
Thousand Dollars) I deposited!in a security company for
the enhancement and propagation of the word of Almigthy
God.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund
to a Church,or a Christian organisation or better still
a Christian that will utilize this funds the way I am
going to instruct here in. My main aim of doing this is
for the propagation and upholding of the message of God.
My target area is the youth whom the future of any great
country largely lies on.In Asia,you find out that the
message of God has not yet really gotten there.The message
of God must not only be preached and upheld,but also our
youths have to be called back to the right path and there
by reawaken their consciousness.I want you also to use
this funds for the poor and the needy.Build old peoples
home and orphanages.For the fact that my relatives are not
ready to comply with me and they claim Islam is the way
I am now resting my dream in life on your shoulders.
Even as you agree to help me carry out this duty I want
you always remember that:

1. God won't ask what kind of car you drove, but will
ask how many people you drove who didn't have
transportation.
2.God won't ask what your highest salary was, but will
ask if you compromised your character ormorals to obtain
that salary.
3.God won't ask the square footage of your house, but
will ask how many people you welcomed into your home.
4.God won't ask about the fancy clothes you had in your
closet, but will ask how many of those clothes helped
the needy.
5.God won't ask about your social status, but will ask
what kind of class you displayed.
6.God won't ask how many material possessions you had,
but will ask if they dictated your life.
7.God won't ask how much overtime you worked, but will
ask if you worked overtime for your family and loved ones.
8.God won't ask how many promotions you received, but
will ask how you promoted others.
9.God won't ask what your job title was, but will ask
if you did your job to the best of your ability.
10.God won't ask what you did to help yourself, but will
ask what you did to help others.
11.God won't ask how many friends you had, but will ask
how many people to whom you were a true friend.
12.God won't ask what you did to protect your rights,
but will ask what you did to protect the rights of others.
13.God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, but will
ask how you treated your neighbors.
14.God won't ask about the color of your skin, but will
ask about the content of your character.
15.God won't ask how many times your deeds matched your
words, but will ask how many times they didn't.

For the now I dont want any calls from you because of
the presence of my relatives that are always around
me and I dont want them to know my plans.

May the peace and blessing of God be upon you.

May God bless you as you respond to my plea.

Best Regards,

Yours in Christ.

Mr.John Williams.

I fucking love this one

[Spartans]

haha the people who come up with this shit

[reed_4]

hey where did you get that?

[wjxxx]

Originally Posted by reed_4

hey where did you get that?

[Ogix]

I was too bored to read that much But I understood somethin' :D

[llporter]

I have found god

[The Ghost]

John Williams????

Isn't he the guy that scored the Star Wars movies?