email of the week - GoFuckYourself.com

Dawgy · 01-28-2002, 02:09 AM

my favorite email from this past week (names removed to protect the dumbasses):

Quote:

-----Original Message-----
From: Webmaster []
Sent: Saturday, January 26, 2002 9:05 PM
To: Dawgy []
Subject: where is my traffic?

Hi.
I have send you 47 hits why do you not send back?
I will delete your trade if you do not sent me hits.

made my week :D

** incidentally i deleted his trade myself **

Babaganoosh · 01-28-2002, 02:26 AM

47 hits? That's cute. Maybe someday he can join the big boys and get 250 hits EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! Once he gets there, you'll be sorry man. You won't get ANY of those 250 hits. I hope you remember this!

Dawgy · 01-28-2002, 02:28 AM

well, to his defense he DID send all 47 of those hits in like 3 hours.

Dawgy · 01-28-2002, 02:28 AM

damn im mean when i drink now i feel sorry for the bastard

funkmaster · 01-28-2002, 02:40 AM

... yes, you should be sorry, cause I was only testing one 0.1% of my overall traffic ... hihi ...

01-28-2002, 02:26 AM	#2
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	47 hits? That's cute. Maybe someday he can join the big boys and get 250 hits EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! Once he gets there, you'll be sorry man. You won't get ANY of those 250 hits. I hope you remember this! __________________ I like pie.

01-28-2002, 02:28 AM	#3
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	well, to his defense he DID send all 47 of those hits in like 3 hours. __________________ the revolution is coming.

01-28-2002, 02:28 AM	#4
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	damn im mean when i drink now i feel sorry for the bastard __________________ the revolution is coming.

01-28-2002, 02:40 AM	#5
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	... yes, you should be sorry, cause I was only testing one 0.1% of my overall traffic ... hihi ...