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a1ka1ine · 07-14-2005, 10:50 AM

any ideas? im about to google it but wondered if any gfy'ers have experience in this field first!

After Shock Media · 07-14-2005, 10:52 AM

Place towel around nut, and give it a smack with a hammer.
Or just go outside and drop it on concrete.

Nothing special unless you REALLY want the milk, then I suggest to make sure you get it drill the fucker first.

tranza · 07-14-2005, 10:53 AM

You can do it with a big knife...

axelcat · 07-14-2005, 10:54 AM

There are certain pressure points that you need to find, I say google it

After Shock Media · 07-14-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by axelcat

There are certain pressure points that you need to find, I say google it

Ive tried those before. I must say they rarely work on 1st, 2nd, or even 3rd try without just shattering the whole damn thing. Just more complicated way than smacking it with a hammer.

a1ka1ine · 07-14-2005, 10:58 AM

im in an apartment building and i want to do this without going outside and smashing it on the floor if i can, although that will be my last resort if i cannot use pressurepoints somehow. i used some scissors to drain the milk, just wanna get inside this now :D

MaDalton · 07-14-2005, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by a1ka1ine

im in an apartment building and i want to do this without going outside and smashing it on the floor if i can, although that will be my last resort if i cannot use pressurepoints somehow. i used some scissors to drain the milk, just wanna get inside this now :D

how hard is your head?

After Shock Media · 07-14-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by a1ka1ine

im in an apartment building and i want to do this without going outside and smashing it on the floor if i can, although that will be my last resort if i cannot use pressurepoints somehow. i used some scissors to drain the milk, just wanna get inside this now :D

Hammer!
Hell even a hardcover dictionary would work.

High Plains Drifter · 07-14-2005, 11:03 AM

Nothing is easier than than bashing it on concrete on its bottom or top point.

smack · 07-14-2005, 11:06 AM

machete's work wonders.

a1ka1ine · 07-14-2005, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

how hard is your head?

ahaha not a chance

after bending one screwdriver and blunting one knife i think i will resort to causing a public disturbance outside

uno · 07-14-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by a1ka1ine

ahaha not a chance

after bending one screwdriver and blunting one knife i think i will resort to causing a public disturbance outside

I always used a phillips head screw driver, smacked it with a hammer through one of the eyes.

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a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	im in an apartment building and i want to do this without going outside and smashing it on the floor if i can, although that will be my last resort if i cannot use pressurepoints somehow. i used some scissors to drain the milk, just wanna get inside this now :D