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DWB · 07-13-2005, 05:49 PM

Man... so I'm cleaning the dirt and dust off my hardwood floor today under my main desk and come close to my chair and get a sniff... good lord, I almost threw up.

I nailed that fucker with Fabreeze until it was dripping wet.

Now it smells like "Rain" and I'm 110% more productive knowing my ass is sitting on a fresh seat.

DWB · 07-13-2005, 05:53 PM

Maybe I need to wash my ass once in a while.

eamedia · 07-13-2005, 05:54 PM

i would sniff mine but everyone around me would think im a total retard, if they don't already.. ill get back to you on this...

CheneyRumsfeld · 07-13-2005, 05:55 PM

shit in the toilet, not the chair

SomeCreep · 07-13-2005, 05:58 PM

My chair smells like dirty ass and feces. Excellent

4Pics · 07-13-2005, 06:03 PM

it's so so

MaDalton · 07-13-2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eamedia

i would sniff mine but everyone around me would think im a total retard, if they don't already.. ill get back to you on this...

eroswebmaster · 07-13-2005, 06:06 PM

I clean my chair off on a regular basis.
I have a can of lysol that I keep nearby, a squirt bottle of hand sanitizer, and some odor neutralizer.
I'm a pr0n scout, always prepared.

digifan · 07-13-2005, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

I clean my chair off on a regular basis.
I have a can of lysol that I keep nearby, a squirt bottle of hand sanitizer, and some odor neutralizer.
I'm a pr0n scout, always prepared.

thaifan99 · 07-13-2005, 06:09 PM

chair sniffers of the world unite!

Hugh · 07-13-2005, 06:13 PM

Just sprayed my chair with some DormAngels Juice. It's a better scent than my farts.

RedShoe · 07-13-2005, 06:13 PM

dude, It's called "Stink Ass" my chair had it too. If you have a cloth chair it's even worse. Leather or vinyl isnt so bad. And it's easier to de-stink vinyl and leather.

Fabreeze is the only solution. That, or just stand at your desk.

Stinky mutha fucka.

nitelord · 07-13-2005, 06:15 PM

I tried everything but nothing gets rid of the smell...

Spunky · 07-13-2005, 06:18 PM

Try sitting on a towel and launder frequently

pxxx · 07-13-2005, 06:21 PM

Nope, my chair don't stink.

07-13-2005, 06:25 PM

No smell on mine. probably because I don't sit my bare ass on it.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-13-2005, 06:37 PM

Funny thread...at least you know that no one else will sit in it.

Bet your dog is relieved to be off the hook this time.

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PixeLs · 07-13-2005, 07:40 PM

ewww, your thread somehow says something about your nick.. ;)

iwantchixx · 07-13-2005, 07:44 PM

Uhg. I know the feeling. it's worse when you work in your underwear on a really warm day for a week straight.

sniperwolf · 07-13-2005, 07:45 PM

smells leather to me!

khs · 07-13-2005, 07:51 PM

I sit on the couch all day

DWB · 07-13-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

No smell on mine. probably because I don't sit my bare ass on it.

That very well could be the problem. I often work naked and run around the house naked because... well, I just like being naked. I feel so FREEEEEEEEE when my pee-pee is swinging about in the open air.

We were born naked... I hope to die naked. Just not on my chair from some bacteria from a stinky ass.

DWB · 07-13-2005, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixeLs

ewww, your thread somehow says something about your nick.. ;)

It's not easy being dirty, white and sleazy...

reynold · 07-13-2005, 08:13 PM

I don't shit on my chair , that's why it doesn't stink. (Farting is an excemption)

DWB · 07-13-2005, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

I don't shit on my chair , that's why it doesn't stink. (Farting is an excemption)

You really should try shitting on your chair sometimes. It's liberating.

mikeyddddd · 07-13-2005, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pxxx

Nope, my chair don't stink.

I'll bet your shit don't stink either. Right?

jukeboxfrank · 07-13-2005, 09:05 PM

oh boy.....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-13-2005, 09:31 PM

So DWB (DirtyWhiteBoy) calls me up all excited and everything and says that he can get a great deal on a gynecology chair from a Doctor that was retiring.

He kept going on about how he could recline in it, and it even had these cool handles that he could rest his feet in. You know DWB...when he gets on a roll, there is virtually no stopping him.

I asked him if he had actually inspected the chair, and he said no, but the picture on the internet made it look like it was in great condition.

Well, sure enough he bought the damn thing, and since I own a truck, he begged me to come help him move it.

Baby Jesus in a crack pipe, you have never smelled anything like it. My eyes were watering from the stench.

Do you like fishing? You could still see some brine on that chair, if you know what I mean.

So, now you know the rest of the story...

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Screaming · 07-13-2005, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Maybe I need to wash my ass once in a while.

yeah you took the words from my mouth damnit heh

tony286 · 07-13-2005, 09:35 PM

fabreeze rocks

webcrawler · 07-13-2005, 09:40 PM

Nope. my chair doesn't stink.

thebizbucket · 07-13-2005, 09:41 PM

Bah, No way an Aeron can pick up a smell..

Specially if you get the chrome one

I am rollin on dubs here

1 at home
1 at the office
1 in the boardroom at the office

all to dissipate the stink of my ass

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-13-2005, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebizbucket

Bah, No way an Aeron can pick up a smell..

Specially if you get the chrome one

I am rollin on dubs here

1 at home
1 at the office
1 in the boardroom at the office

all to dissipate the stink of my ass

Sweet...no 'roids for thebizbucket. Do they still run over $800 a pop?

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keyboard warrior · 07-13-2005, 09:50 PM

no but i bet burger-boys does!

lloyd · 07-13-2005, 09:52 PM

hahaha aerons the way to go. chair i have right now is starting to smell like death on a hot summer noon now that its warming up here, gotta get my aeron out of storage... or ya like everyone else said, change my drawers..

poisson · 07-13-2005, 10:06 PM

I have a sheep skin and i wash it once a month.

eamedia · 07-13-2005, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eamedia

i would sniff mine but everyone around me would think im a total retard, if they don't already.. ill get back to you on this...

update..

It almoast smells like my ass...

budz · 07-13-2005, 10:23 PM

I bet my chair smells like roses

Antonio · 07-13-2005, 10:30 PM

nah, my chair doesn't stink but my house is full of ants, I'd go and get some shit to spray but I'm afraid I'd be sneezing three days in a row after that

dasexi1 · 07-13-2005, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

That very well could be the problem. I often work naked and run around the house naked because... well, I just like being naked. I feel so FREEEEEEEEE when my pee-pee is swinging about in the open air.

We were born naked... I hope to die naked. Just not on my chair from some bacteria from a stinky ass.

u need to wash ya stank ass

Vitasoy · 07-14-2005, 12:04 AM

Nope, theres no smell on mine

Ogix · 07-14-2005, 12:14 AM

wash your ass more often and your chair will smell like fresh air!It will smell "fresh"...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-14-2005, 12:27 AM

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Does your chair stink? Man... so I'm cleaning the dirt and dust off my hardwood floor today under my main desk and come close to my chair and get a sniff... good lord, I almost threw up. I nailed that fucker with Fabreeze until it was dripping wet. Now it smells like "Rain" and I'm 110% more productive knowing my ass is sitting on a fresh seat.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	fabreeze rocks

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thebizbucket Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 189	Bah, No way an Aeron can pick up a smell.. Specially if you get the chrome one I am rollin on dubs here 1 at home 1 at the office 1 in the boardroom at the office all to dissipate the stink of my ass __________________ Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally, for sanitary reasons.

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