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  • Rinaldo
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 5086

    #1

    Most fucked up spam ever

    I find most spam emails funny, especially the ones where the son of a sultan who is heir to 40 billion in oil writes me personally. But this email shocked the shit out of me, I'm American and I don't think this way, and I am really shocked that others do. WHy the fuck is someone spamming this? You make no money from it.


    WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
    > >DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
    > >
    > >My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime
    has
    been
    > >completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on
    this war,
    > >our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order
    for a
    > >complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action
    will be complete
    > >within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
    > >
    > >Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of
    countries
    which
    > >have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
    short.
    The
    > >United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some
    of
    the
    > >countries listed there.
    > >
    > >The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
    world's
    > >nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
    copies of
    > >both lists later this evening.
    > >
    > >Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
    those
    > >nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money
    saved during the
    > >first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
    war.
    > >
    > >The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
    world
    > >Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
    corruption.
    > >
    > >Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
    > >
    > >In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
    money
    > >toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On
    that note,
    > >a word to terrorist organizations. Mess with us and we will hunt you
    down and
    > >eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
    > >
    > >Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
    China. I
    > >am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
    France,
    > >Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
    retiring from
    > >NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
    > >
    > >I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the
    many UN
    > >diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
    parking
    > >tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded
    and
    crushed. I
    > >don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have
    tens of
    > >thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch
    your precious
    > >Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop
    shops in
    > >the world. I love New York . A special note to our neighbors.
    Canada is on
    > >List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other,
    you folks
    > >might want to try not making us mad for a change.
    > >
    > >Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt
    government
    > >really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank
    and
    > >infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put
    em?
    Yep, border
    > >security. So start doing something with your oil.
    > >
    > >Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty
    -
    > >starting now.
    > >We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling
    for oil
    > >in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for
    decades to
    > >come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I
    refer you to
    > >List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
    > >
    > >It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
    citizens.
    > >Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn
    tootin."
    > >Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around
    the world
    > >has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
    planet.
    > >It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
    > >homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer
    from America. To
    > >the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and
    we won't
    > >forget.
    > >
    > >To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn
    to speak
    > >Arabic. God bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can
    read
    > >this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a
    soldier.
    > >
    > >(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens!
    Let's get
    > >this to every USA computer!)
  • brand0n
    been very busy
    • Nov 2002
    • 26983

    #2
    works for me
    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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    • wjxxx
      So Fucking Banned
      • Feb 2005
      • 4448

      #3
      Originally posted by Rinaldo
      It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer
      from America.

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      • Rinaldo
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 5086

        #4
        Originally posted by brand0n
        works for me

        The part about cutting funding to countries taht didn't support us is understandable and I'd be all for it... but some of the shit in this email is crazy

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        • dodger21
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 2680

          #5
          I'm too lazy to read that. What's the Cliff Notes version?
          icq: 237055440

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          • Rinaldo
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2003
            • 5086

            #6
            Originally posted by dodger21
            I'm too lazy to read that. What's the Cliff Notes version?
            Pull troops from Iraq, end war since we already beat them. Take all our money back from countries we're funding that don't support us, in 2 years that money saved alone will repay us for all teh money we spent in Iraq.

            Cancel U.S. soccer, and cut all us sponsoring of worldcup, which is a lot more money than any other country,
            We want out of the UN, fuck them they don't deserve us sponsoring 70% of their bills when they won't side with us.
            Nafta is a one way highway so we'll abolish that treaty too.

            I'm leaving a lot of shit out though

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            • digga
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 582

              #7
              im down. lets do it.

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              • Antonio
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2001
                • 14136

                #8
                Originally posted by digga
                im down. lets do it.
                doesn't matter what you do, the Chinese are coming!!!
                better get me on of those funny chinese keyboards

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                • Rinaldo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 5086

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Antonio
                  doesn't matter what you do, the Chinese are coming!!!
                  better get me on of those funny chinese keyboards
                  I don't think we'll live to see that... it's going to collapse.

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