Most fucked up spam ever

[Rinaldo]

I find most spam emails funny, especially the ones where the son of a sultan who is heir to 40 billion in oil writes me personally. But this email shocked the shit out of me, I'm American and I don't think this way, and I am really shocked that others do. WHy the fuck is someone spamming this? You make no money from it.


WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
> >DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> >My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime
has
been
> >completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on
this war,
> >our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order
for a
> >complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action
will be complete
> >within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
> >
> >Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of
countries
which
> >have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short.
The
> >United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some
of
the
> >countries listed there.
> >
> >The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's
> >nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
copies of
> >both lists later this evening.
> >
> >Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
those
> >nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money
saved during the
> >first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
war.
> >
> >The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
world
> >Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
corruption.
> >
> >Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
> >
> >In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money
> >toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On
that note,
> >a word to terrorist organizations. Mess with us and we will hunt you
down and
> >eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
> >
> >Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China. I
> >am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France,
> >Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
retiring from
> >NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> >
> >I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the
many UN
> >diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking
> >tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded
and
crushed. I
> >don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have
tens of
> >thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch
your precious
> >Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop
shops in
> >the world. I love New York . A special note to our neighbors.
Canada is on
> >List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other,
you folks
> >might want to try not making us mad for a change.
> >
> >Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt
government
> >really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank
and
> >infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put
em?
Yep, border
> >security. So start doing something with your oil.
> >
> >Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty
-
> >starting now.
> >We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling
for oil
> >in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for
decades to
> >come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I
refer you to
> >List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
> >
> >It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
citizens.
> >Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn
tootin."
> >Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around
the world
> >has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
planet.
> >It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> >homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer
from America. To
> >the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and
we won't
> >forget.
> >
> >To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn
to speak
> >Arabic. God bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can
read
> >this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a
soldier.
> >
> >(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens!
Let's get
> >this to every USA computer!)

[brand0n]

works for me

[wjxxx]

Originally Posted by Rinaldo

It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer
from America.

[Rinaldo]

Originally Posted by brand0n

works for me

The part about cutting funding to countries taht didn't support us is understandable and I'd be all for it... but some of the shit in this email is crazy

[dodger21]

I'm too lazy to read that. What's the Cliff Notes version?

[Rinaldo]

Originally Posted by dodger21

I'm too lazy to read that. What's the Cliff Notes version?

Pull troops from Iraq, end war since we already beat them. Take all our money back from countries we're funding that don't support us, in 2 years that money saved alone will repay us for all teh money we spent in Iraq.

Cancel U.S. soccer, and cut all us sponsoring of worldcup, which is a lot more money than any other country,
We want out of the UN, fuck them they don't deserve us sponsoring 70% of their bills when they won't side with us.
Nafta is a one way highway so we'll abolish that treaty too.

I'm leaving a lot of shit out though

[digga]

im down. lets do it.

[Antonio]

Originally Posted by digga

im down. lets do it.

doesn't matter what you do, the Chinese are coming!!!
better get me on of those funny chinese keyboards

[Rinaldo]

Originally Posted by Antonio

doesn't matter what you do, the Chinese are coming!!!
better get me on of those funny chinese keyboards

I don't think we'll live to see that... it's going to collapse.