And 100 for mr WOJ

Post some bathroom memos, post some bathroom memos.

I've never laughed so hard as when I got my first one of those. :1orglaugh

With Lee's permission....

Damn, this one cracked me up (the response mainly)....

-----Original Message-----

Dear Staff:

A few "housekeeping" items were discussed at the Manager's meeting this
week. The consensus was that we could all be a little more respectful
and

tidy when it comes to our bathroom and smoking behavior.

Specifically:

Bathroom:

* Please pick up paper towel scraps off the floor
* Please wipe the seat if you leave a little "dew"
* If you require the use of Lysol, please leave the fan on to
circulate the air
* If you use the last of the toilet paper, please replace the roll

Smoking:

. From now on smokers must exit the building from the front door to
smoke, so as not to disturb the video/graphics department

. Please use the can provided for cigarette butts. Do not toss them on
the ground.

Your courtesy and cooperation are appreciated.

-----reply-----

I'm guilty of not leaving on the fan when I exit the can because it
means leaving the light on. It would be great if there was a fan switch
and a light switch. I know I'm not the only one struggling with this.
I'd also like to recommend we consider hand dryers - no more scraps or
unfilled towel dispensers.

KK

Oh, the office politics that go on.

i'd like to report that lee has won her fight for bathroom justice and has uni-sexed one of the crappers. it's a sad day. she and alli spend their free time decorating the shitter with bath mats, potpourri baskets, tiny waste cans, scented toilet tissue, expensive hand soap, etc. i get enraged cause i put in a serious request for a magazine rack in the "men's room" and get blown off.

You're killing me man.

Sneak in and take some of that stuff out and put it in the mensroom.

Don't leave the fan on and they probably won't try to retrieve them.

Great interview Lee. TopBucks has great sites, great content and a great team. You guys are top notch. Our members love your plugin feeds, they the most popular 3rd party feeds for our members. I do miss Janell though. Wish you guys the best and we will see you in Florida.

Mark

Thanks for the kind words Mark. We'll see you in Florida man :thumbsup

[QUOTE=Topbuxom Lee]10. Why do they call you le le le lee?



11. What would a guy have to do to get you to switch teams?

Full paid Life membership to Augusta National


Yeah right. All it takes is a box of white Zin, some aroma therpy candles and the cubbies game in the background and your in. :angel

15. What's soo good about the Chicago Cubs?
1.) It's Wrigley Fucking field man

http://www.mlballparks.com/NLCentral/cubs4.jpg

2.) Old Style Beer
3.) Harry Carray and the 7th inning stretch (take me out to the ballgame as opposed to God Bless America <snooze>)
4.) Left Field Bleachers
5.) White Sox Suck
6.) View of Lake Michigan
7.) Very little signage/advertising
8.) Curse of the Billy Goat makes for a good excuse each year
9.) Mark Prior, D. Lee, Aramis Raimirez, Woody
10.) Leo Durocher-"Nice Guys Finish Last"
11.) Cubby Bear Lounge, Hi-tops, Bernies
12.) Wait Til Next Year

16. Is it true you're a wino than can't admit when she's had too much to drink?

Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays

17. Are you into lean cuisnes cause you like them or cause you can't cook?

Simply because I value sleep more than anything so I just grab them for lunch in the morning and go. I'm an excellent cook btw.

18. What's your golf handicap? Talk about your love of golf.

My handicap is that I golf from the left side (being right-handed....slightly odd. Same w/Softball). I love golf for the challenge (although I'm not one who freaks out when someone steps in my line or talks while I putt) the beautiful surroundings, cigars and the 19th hole. My father first took me when I was about 11 and I absolutely hated it. It wasn't until much later in life <ahem> that I picked it up again. Easier on the knees you know :thumbsup

I'm loooooooooovin you too.

You be da creme :winkwink:

19. Why were you fired from the hardrock hotel in vegas? What celebs did you meet there? Sleep with any?

Ha! Not fired. I did some major promos for Zenith at the "Joint".
Hired Jay Leno (terrific guy-great to work with), Glenn Frey (pain in the ass) and Stevie Nicks (her I woulda slept with-she was sooo easy).

20. What exactly did you do for Zenith when you worked there? Why were you fired?
Again-not fired. Was Director of Promotions. Did alot of B2B & consumer promos. Cross promotions with Discover, some entertainment groups. Did a 42 city Blues Tour with BB King, Robert Cray, Jimmie Vaughan, Johnny Lang, Keb Mo and Tower of Power. That really rocked.

21. What exactly did you do for Citigroup when you worked there? Why were you fired?

Not Fired. Bagged the Financial Services Marketing (tough to do because my earning potential there was terrific), sold the house and moved to AZ. At Citi I basically controlled the new Diners Club Carte Blanche Premium Charge card portfolio. Responsible for adding benefits to the card (airline, retail partners) and increasing spend.

22. Where did you grow up? discuss in detail how that made you the person you are today?

I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and lived there my entire life (until 3 years ago). The town I lived in til I went to college was very white, catholic, blue collar. No blacks, hispanics, indians, asians, jews or muslims. When I went away to college and experienced the diversity-I realized I could never go back to live in that town. I graduated and moved to the city. Chicago is tremedously diverse.

I guess the bigotry and small mindedness I grew up with molded who I am today. You either conform or you don't. I didn't and I'm glad

23. Take about the mainstream business lifestyle as it compares to your lifestyle now in adult at the office.

Like night and fucking day. I have an entire closet full of business suits (yes skirts) and really cool pumps/shoes. I did throw away the pantyhose.
There is much more creativity and freedom in Adult. I love being able to "dress down" and have the freedom of expression that I have here at TopBucks.

In all seriousness Lee, I had great respect for you before, but this answer increased it greatly.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's racism and intolerance towards others.

Thanks Ron. Right backatcha

Please discuss the "break factor" on your favorite golf course and how it affects your game. ; )

A goog one? I think you meant to say "this should be a nice one".

Will Ambush Interview #50 go to woj by the way?

break factor=5th hole. Bathroom break, smoke break :winkwink:

We need to hit the links Lee.

I'm in need of a "break."

You know you don't hafta ask me twice girly :winkwink:

heheh ... sickkittens, I asked the same thing on the first page and got yelled at. I still think it's a valid question though lol. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

24. Why do you perfer women over men?

Well I've spent ample time with both men and women and to point out-let me say that I adore men. Slept with em-close to marrying one. However, I find women to be a more "natural" fit for me (no pun intended). I think the familiarity, the emotional bonding-is a definite draw. Sometimes I miss having sex with men....but then i keep thinking that thing just makes a mess :1orglaugh

25. What was your first, second and third job? ever
1.) Marketing Associate for a Direct Marketing firm
2.) Marketing Manager for a publishing company
3.) Director of Marketing for Zenith

26. If you weren't working in adult what would you be doing today for income?
I'd have a sports marketing job.

27. How many conventions do you attend a year? Favorites? least favorite?
Internext Vegas, Phoenix Forum, Internext Florida are the big ones. I think Florida Internext is probably my favorite thus far.

I thought you just preferred me period.............xo

only 6 more questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lee, this was the first night I was able to totally savour your responses! Girl you had me in stitches :)

#28 is most interesting ... come on!

wow, see what i miss when i leave the office for a week??

great interview, my friend. can't wait to see you in fla gurly.

Bump for Lee! I can't wait to get F*&%ed up with you at the Top Bucks Cabana!

woooooooooooooooof

I've read most of the ambush interviews, but I'm not sure if this is the first one that wasn't finished or not.

this thread wouldn't be complete without a pic of Skufty's balls

http://www.hjorleifson.com/skufty/balls.jpg