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Rose · 01-25-2002, 10:43 AM

THE TRADITIONAL WAY

This is the way Amazon Tribes and some African tribes use to make their willies big. It works best when the person is still very young - but will still work no matter what your age. What you do is attach a heavy rock or stone to a piece of rope/string - whatever, then hang the heavy stone from your willie. Walking about with a heavy stone hanging from your willie may hurt it but it really does stretch it. That's why the tribes mentioned have used this method for thousands of years.

THE SCIENTIFIC WAY

Way One... As everyone knows the human body is just a load of chemicals bunched together. Genes determine the height of a person - but they can also determine the size of your willie. So if daddy has a tiny willie you can expect the same too. But don't cry yet. Scientists using growth hormones can alter the height of a person to make them taller than they would have been. In the same way they can also give you doses of testosterone and other hormones to make your willie bigger than it would have been if nature had taken its course. As far as I'm aware this method only really works well in children.

THE OPERATION

By this I DON'T mean transplanting the penis from a well endowed man who has died to you. In the U.S.A. an operation can be done to lengthen your willie. It costs approximately 7000 dollars. It can make you longer by anything from three quarters of an inch to two inches. What they do is snip the suspensory ligaments which attaches the penis to your body, which allows the penis to hang freely and subsequently lengthens it. They also inject fat from your body into the penis making it thicker too. You're still able to get a proper hard-on and the doctor who performs the operation (who was speaking on "This Morning" on ITV) said that out of the thousands of operations he has performed only one or two were unsatisfactory in that they didn't make the willies grow longer.

Certain steroids can boost this operation in childhood too. The operation also works best in childhood - but will still work okay in older men. So if you have children and you want them to have massive willies then get the operation done on them and give them growth hormones and voila!

SHORT BACK AND SIDES

If you don't have the stomach for an operation and you don't fancy the idea of walking about with a heavy stone on your willie then you could always shave some of the pubic hair from around your willie to make the shaft look longer.

THE EXTENSION KIT

Yep, that's right. You can get a plastic thing that attaches onto the end of your manhood. They're usually about two inches long and can be found advertised in the adverts of most porn mags. But don't blame me if it falls off halfway through doing it (the extension I mean).

THE DEVELOPER

Hmmm, bit dodgy this one. Penis developers, like extension kits, can be found in the pages of most porno mags. What they are is a tube in which you place your prized organ into, then you use a pump to pump it around your willie nice n tight so as to stretch it (I think it works just like the pump when you're getting your blood pressure taken).

THE LAST RESORT

If all else fails all you can hope for is a miracle. Start praying and attending church regularly. If this fails take a trip to Lourdes in France and bathe in the holy water.

BUT WHAT IF THAT FAILS TOO?

Then you can start crying! You'll just have to make do with a small willie. The best advice I can offer you is to find yourself a virgin who hasn't been stretched like a train tunnel. She'll have tight pussy muscles which haven't been made loose by ugly looking men and so she won't need a big willie to fill her up. She'll also not know what the average size of a mans penis is (having never seen one) and so she will just accept it as normal sized.

BUT HOW DO I KNOW IF IT DOESN'T MEASURE UP?

According to various articles I came across in my research the average length of a willie is anything between five and six and a half inches. So if you're shorter than that start worrying... I'm not a poof so I don't go around measuring peoples willies, so we will just have to take those magazine articles word for it!

Well that's all for now folks. Remember to try the methods, but remember the old saying that "Size isn't everything" too (As long as you've got a big willie).

Jakke PNG · 01-25-2002, 10:52 AM

I call mine pinky.
Not because of the color either...

Thumbelina · 01-25-2002, 10:58 AM

WOODY

Not very original...............maybe we have thread going soon

:D

Eric · 01-25-2002, 10:58 AM

Thank GAWD I have a big WILLIE!!! Oh wait... I am Big Wally!

Darren · 01-25-2002, 11:33 AM

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Theo · 01-25-2002, 11:46 AM

church!

Trax · 01-25-2002, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren
Theres another alternative:

http://www.penis-health.com

Also why not promote us, 1:16 best ratio average 1:85

youve been waiting for this thread for a long time havent you hehe

Darren · 01-25-2002, 03:55 PM

oh yeah baby

Jamdin · 01-25-2002, 04:31 PM

THE EASY WAY
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E-van · 01-25-2002, 04:53 PM

Mine is JUNIOR, and he seems to like the name a lot

FreeNetPass Steve · 01-25-2002, 09:52 PM

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RIPP · 01-26-2002, 06:52 AM

Where's the sexy chick with the measuring tape :D

Mines called Junior also... Cuz me being at 6 foot tall he JUST a lil' smaller than me... hehe... lol ... hence Junior

The girls like his nick also

You gotta excercise your penis to grow it bigger... mine can bench 150

...

... can do the chicks on the benches in the park, on the kitchen bench, at the university, on the conference room table.. hehe, by the time you get to 150 you really well excercised and growing bigGER .. hehe :D

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Mark the Pithy · 01-26-2002, 07:06 AM

To grow a large penis compared to the one you have now you can consume large ammounts of vitamin c and protein supplements and stretch your penis with the "weighted" strategy mentioned above.

Personally I've been more interested in my state of 'circomcision'... having a multilated peepee, than how long my left-wing feminist promoted act of circomcision chopped-off penis tip sticks out of my pajamas.

Dammy · 01-26-2002, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeNetPass Steve
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Thumbelina · 01-26-2002, 08:37 AM

I got lucky I did it the natural way....................
Got born with one:D

Fatum · 01-27-2002, 03:07 AM

I dont wanna to share my secrets with you, but i have too much chicks waiting to be fucked.Well i will give you the secret of a big penis and maybe you will find some sluts than.Here is my

HERE IS HOW I ENLARGE MY PENIS !

01-25-2002, 10:52 AM	#2
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01-25-2002, 10:43 AM	#1
Rose Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ON,Canada Posts: 1,456	How To Grow A Big Penis THE TRADITIONAL WAY This is the way Amazon Tribes and some African tribes use to make their willies big. It works best when the person is still very young - but will still work no matter what your age. What you do is attach a heavy rock or stone to a piece of rope/string - whatever, then hang the heavy stone from your willie. Walking about with a heavy stone hanging from your willie may hurt it but it really does stretch it. That's why the tribes mentioned have used this method for thousands of years. THE SCIENTIFIC WAY Way One... As everyone knows the human body is just a load of chemicals bunched together. Genes determine the height of a person - but they can also determine the size of your willie. So if daddy has a tiny willie you can expect the same too. But don't cry yet. Scientists using growth hormones can alter the height of a person to make them taller than they would have been. In the same way they can also give you doses of testosterone and other hormones to make your willie bigger than it would have been if nature had taken its course. As far as I'm aware this method only really works well in children. THE OPERATION By this I DON'T mean transplanting the penis from a well endowed man who has died to you. In the U.S.A. an operation can be done to lengthen your willie. It costs approximately 7000 dollars. It can make you longer by anything from three quarters of an inch to two inches. What they do is snip the suspensory ligaments which attaches the penis to your body, which allows the penis to hang freely and subsequently lengthens it. They also inject fat from your body into the penis making it thicker too. You're still able to get a proper hard-on and the doctor who performs the operation (who was speaking on "This Morning" on ITV) said that out of the thousands of operations he has performed only one or two were unsatisfactory in that they didn't make the willies grow longer. Certain steroids can boost this operation in childhood too. The operation also works best in childhood - but will still work okay in older men. So if you have children and you want them to have massive willies then get the operation done on them and give them growth hormones and voila! SHORT BACK AND SIDES If you don't have the stomach for an operation and you don't fancy the idea of walking about with a heavy stone on your willie then you could always shave some of the pubic hair from around your willie to make the shaft look longer. THE EXTENSION KIT Yep, that's right. You can get a plastic thing that attaches onto the end of your manhood. They're usually about two inches long and can be found advertised in the adverts of most porn mags. But don't blame me if it falls off halfway through doing it (the extension I mean). THE DEVELOPER Hmmm, bit dodgy this one. Penis developers, like extension kits, can be found in the pages of most porno mags. What they are is a tube in which you place your prized organ into, then you use a pump to pump it around your willie nice n tight so as to stretch it (I think it works just like the pump when you're getting your blood pressure taken). THE LAST RESORT If all else fails all you can hope for is a miracle. Start praying and attending church regularly. If this fails take a trip to Lourdes in France and bathe in the holy water. BUT WHAT IF THAT FAILS TOO? Then you can start crying! You'll just have to make do with a small willie. The best advice I can offer you is to find yourself a virgin who hasn't been stretched like a train tunnel. She'll have tight pussy muscles which haven't been made loose by ugly looking men and so she won't need a big willie to fill her up. She'll also not know what the average size of a mans penis is (having never seen one) and so she will just accept it as normal sized. BUT HOW DO I KNOW IF IT DOESN'T MEASURE UP? According to various articles I came across in my research the average length of a willie is anything between five and six and a half inches. So if you're shorter than that start worrying... I'm not a poof so I don't go around measuring peoples willies, so we will just have to take those magazine articles word for it! Well that's all for now folks. Remember to try the methods, but remember the old saying that "Size isn't everything" too (As long as you've got a big willie).

01-25-2002, 10:58 AM	#4
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Thank GAWD I have a big WILLIE!!! Oh wait... I am Big Wally!

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01-25-2002, 04:31 PM	#9
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	THE EASY WAY Pull and tug twice every day...once when you wake up & once before you go to bed. This should be started as soon as puberty hits & ends the day you die. For marked improvements, keep from getting a beer belly. For even better results, fuck a tight pussy every day. If they loose their tightness, you know to move to the next one.

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RIPP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: It smells a little like fish Posts: 111	Where's the sexy chick with the measuring tape :D Mines called Junior also... Cuz me being at 6 foot tall he JUST a lil' smaller than me... hehe... lol ... hence Junior The girls like his nick also You gotta excercise your penis to grow it bigger... mine can bench 150 ... ... can do the chicks on the benches in the park, on the kitchen bench, at the university, on the conference room table.. hehe, by the time you get to 150 you really well excercised and growing bigGER .. hehe :D Later, RIPP ------------------ <b><font color="orange">Mo MoneY</font> - <font color="#80ff80">GREAT Commisions, NEVER LATE & Customers Yours For LIFE</font></b> <font color="white">Sex Toy Specialists</font> <A HREF="http://www.sextoysinternational.com/join/index.shtml" target="sextoys"><font color="yellow">Sex Toys International Affiliate Program</font></a> <font color="white">Adult DVD & Video Specialists</font> <A HREF="http://1-adult-dvd-xxx-sex-videos.com/webmasters.shtml" target="1adult"><font color="yellow">#1 Adult DVD & XXX Sex Videos Store Affiliate Program</font></a> <b><font color="#80ff80">CLICK A LINK</font> - <font color="orange">Make MO MONEY</font></b>

01-26-2002, 07:06 AM	#13
Mark the Pithy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Upstate New Yawk Posts: 276	To grow a large penis compared to the one you have now you can consume large ammounts of vitamin c and protein supplements and stretch your penis with the "weighted" strategy mentioned above. Personally I've been more interested in my state of 'circomcision'... having a multilated peepee, than how long my left-wing feminist promoted act of circomcision chopped-off penis tip sticks out of my pajamas.

01-26-2002, 08:37 AM	#15
Thumbelina Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 675	I got lucky I did it the natural way.................... Got born with one:D __________________ <a href="http://www.bimbolinks.com"><img src="http://www.12circle.com/banners/bimbo_120x60.jpg"border="0"></a><BR>

01-27-2002, 03:07 AM	#16
Fatum Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 404 Posts: 459	I dont wanna to share my secrets with you, but i have too much chicks waiting to be fucked.Well i will give you the secret of a big penis and maybe you will find some sluts than.Here is my HERE IS HOW I ENLARGE MY PENIS !