Post funny t-shirt lines/pickup lines

on a girl's tshirt " 'NO' means eat me out first!"

"ive been spamming for the past 5 years and all ive got is this lousy camero"

I've got a shirt that says

"The missionary position is as religious as I get"

bumper sticker on panel van.

DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH...
He's Married!!!

LOL, that was really funny.

thats a good one :D

you must be an astrologer because my libra is rising

you must be in the kkk because i think we'll have a lot of fun once we get under the sheets

you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things

you must be herbal essences because masturbating with you is a totally organic experience

you must be a 0day topsite because I just wanna max out your slots

you must be an HTTP status code because all i'm getting is: 402 Payment Required

you must be Frogger because I would cross rush hour traffic and cascading rivers in order to hop in your hole 6 times in a row

you must be a dialup internet connection because every time i want to do something useful on the phone i have to shut you up

you must be a rare warez release because after i get my hands on you, i'm going to pass you off to all of my friends


you must be the warp core of the starship enterprise because if you ever start acting up i will dump you

you must be a game of texas holdem cuz i just wanna go all in

you must be OSX because you're beautiful and alluring but mostly worthless

you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll never see you again

you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time

you must be a hydroponic grow system because i cant wait to introduce my seeds

u must be aol instant messenger because i'd like to see all of my buddies on you

you must be haggis cause you make me want to stuff you with old meat

you must be an internet forum because i am about to try and impress you using my stale in jokes from 1998

old but still funny

here is a good one http://www.xtcprint.com/shop/product...354d1c100e450e

Oh yeh, as i have said many times but dunno if anyone has seen it, ALL WEBMASTERS get roughly 40% off the prices shown on that site, those are general public prices. So if yas need anything.......

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keep them coming. i'd like to see more

Buy my content.

fuck your content

Yeah, I ordered that one!

Girls T-shirt:
Bad girls dont swallow - they spit it in your mouth

Old but still funny

I Surfed The Tsunami 2004

I like that one

"you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time" i love this one