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12-05-2001, 07:37 PM
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Anyone ever date a hooters waitress?
Hi all, guess what happened to me the other day. I went to the hooters restaurant. Well the waitress there was nice to me, but I figured that she just wanted a good tip or something. So we we're talking for a bit, and come check time she slipped me an extra piece of paper, and said don't tell my boss.
When I opened the piece of paper it had her number and told me to call her. So I wasn't sure if it was really her number or just a joke, so I called and sure enough it was her. So, I guess I have my first date with a hooters waitress friday night, wish me luck |
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12-05-2001, 07:40 PM
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aka K-Man
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hahaha same thing happened to me in the weirdest of places when i was ine the Marines, Oklahoma City Hooters... Ended up goin out with her the next night, only to find out that her friend who was supposed to come double date with my buddy, bailed, so I got to watch him third wheel all fuckingn ight, cramped my style, got a kiss, and never saw her again hahaha
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12-05-2001, 07:44 PM
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Fuck her and Yell that you Did it For all Deprieved men and Run out her apaertment Naked With your Schlong Swinging and Scream Satan is in my Dick
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12-05-2001, 08:15 PM
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12-05-2001, 08:16 PM
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No, but I once dated a waitress with hooters!
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12-05-2001, 08:33 PM
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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12-05-2001, 10:06 PM
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How bout I Let her play with the Tip and then shoot a big Load of Jizz in her Eye then Make her suck my Cock till its clean Enough for her Mommy TO EaT dinner on HAHAHHAHAH
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12-05-2001, 10:27 PM
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Vrume Mark
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Hehe when I went down to Lauderdale for Spring Break 4 years ago my buddy met some ultra hot hooters chick. He ended up banging the shit out of her, and driving her purple pimped out Firebird all up and down the strip all week. She wanted to move to Toronto with him and he basically said "ummmmmmm see ya!"
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12-05-2001, 10:30 PM
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There can be only one
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I dated a psychopathic bitch once... until she stabbed me in the leg with a broken rusty pocket knife while sucking my dick. Had to break it off after that....
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12-05-2001, 10:40 PM
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12-05-2001, 10:48 PM
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There can be only one
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All three.
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12-05-2001, 11:05 PM
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Remember not to put the money in her hands, place it on the dresser so you're not breaking the law ;-)
j/k Have fun with your hooters date and make sure to bring a model release so that after you have her all drunk you can get some good content photos! lol Brad ------------------  |
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12-05-2001, 11:07 PM
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Wake up and stop beating off.
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12-06-2001, 01:16 AM
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My cousin was a hooters girl (no, not Boneprone)
She aint blood related...so is it ok to mac on her??? Maybee that's just gross. |
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12-06-2001, 02:20 AM
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I like Beating off Brad it Gets the BLOOD pumping OHHH YEA
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12-06-2001, 09:07 AM
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Suck it!
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12-06-2001, 09:41 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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I reckon i dated an owl biddy once
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12-06-2001, 02:53 PM
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Is Pete drunk?
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12-06-2001, 03:04 PM
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01-24-2002, 06:14 PM
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I'll post a full report on Monday February 11th ... :D
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01-24-2002, 06:23 PM
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HAH!! I wish!
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01-24-2002, 06:59 PM
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What is Hooters? And what is so special about a Hooters waitress?
Seriously, I don't know. |
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01-25-2002, 01:04 AM
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Jesus loves bacon
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never slapped naughty bits with a Hooter's waitress, but got a handjob from the pickle chik at FatBurger...is that close enough??
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01-25-2002, 01:45 AM
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Super Mario
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hehe... Fatburger.  you know that's George Foreman's Favorite Burger Joint.  No hooters girls for me, but I did date a stripper with big tits, does that count?
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01-25-2002, 02:06 AM
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Jesus loves bacon
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01-25-2002, 04:29 AM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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who hasn't bagged a hooters ho?
thought that was standard issue for any adult webmaster
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01-25-2002, 04:48 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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The only time I have been to a Hooters was while I was in Phoenix with the Lightspeed guys. Lightspeed took us there a couple of times. I remember on the 2nd trip he mentioned not making enough money and he asked the manager for an application. The manager just frowned, comped the meal, and threw us all out.
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01-25-2002, 06:59 AM
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I go for the Hooter's Hostess..
They are Future Hooters girls, and a little more gulible than the rest.. Plus they are usually around 18 years old.. DON'T GET  on your own supply
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