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Sexy Rex 07-08-2005 09:11 AM

Best thread in weeks. I'll attend to the conference about that in Miami next month for sure...

PenisFace 07-08-2005 09:13 AM

Who here shaves their asscrack? I can't for the life of me figure out how to get the razor back there without seperating my brain stem. Does it involve lying on your back and putting your legs over your head or something? I need info!

NetwErk GUrl 07-08-2005 09:29 AM

My husband shaves down there for me. He uses my razor, though. A Venus tripple blade. He used to use trimmers but he nicked his nuts and crumpled up on the floor with searing pain.

Don't nick your nuts, boys.

Lace 07-08-2005 09:46 AM

Gotta keep it fresh. I shave it all down there.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-08-2005 09:49 AM

We have a sixnine spotted!

RogerV 07-08-2005 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace
Who here shaves their asscrack? I can't for the life of me figure out how to get the razor back there without seperating my brain stem. Does it involve lying on your back and putting your legs over your head or something? I need info!


Another great question do I stop at my balls or go all the way to the ass crack?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-08-2005 12:58 PM

"nick your nuts"

I give 20 minutes till that fake nic is registered.

BuggyG 07-08-2005 01:00 PM

yup.. hairless for moi too

gunfodder 07-08-2005 01:06 PM

Only time i ever shaved my nuts is when I had my vasectomy ... itched liek fuck after, and after the doc told me , you only had to shave that little bit there, not all ... fuck !!!

RogerV 07-08-2005 01:31 PM

ok I trimmed everything very short and shaved my balls and asscrack :thumbsup

I better get mass blowjobs and my salad tossed now I feel kinda wierd

Nylz 07-08-2005 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV
ok I trimmed everything very short and shaved my balls and asscrack :thumbsup

I better get mass blowjobs and my salad tossed now I feel kinda wierd

shit pornopushers better send me some mad signups, otherwise I'll keep some distance from Roger in the future..



:1orglaugh

xclusive 07-08-2005 06:25 PM

yup every few month at least

RogerV 07-08-2005 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed
Roger, baby oil, baby oil, baby oil, don't forget the baby oil.


It feels good to be bald :winkwink: and my dick looks bigger for some reason

RogerV 07-08-2005 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
shit pornopushers better send me some mad signups, otherwise I'll keep some distance from Roger in the future..



:1orglaugh

just watch the signups roll in :winkwink: you'll want to kiss my nuts like the godfather :1orglaugh

mariac221 07-08-2005 06:41 PM

i dont like it shave the hair dives me crazy

Nylz 07-08-2005 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV
just watch the signups roll in :winkwink: you'll want to kiss my nuts like the godfather :1orglaugh

.. :uhoh

SilverTab 07-08-2005 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace
Who here shaves their asscrack? I can't for the life of me figure out how to get the razor back there without seperating my brain stem. Does it involve lying on your back and putting your legs over your head or something? I need info!


good question...I sure wont lie on my back with my legs up haha...no way

GoodGuy 07-08-2005 07:20 PM

how do you shave your balls and cock???

last time i tried to shave my cock i got infected by some bacteries and had to take medicaments for a week...

PMdave 07-08-2005 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace
Who here shaves their asscrack? I can't for the life of me figure out how to get the razor back there without seperating my brain stem. Does it involve lying on your back and putting your legs over your head or something? I need info!

Sit on the edge of the bathtub. ass backwards.
And don't shave but use hair removal cream. Put it on,wait 3 minutes and get it of with the bladeless razor. Much smoother and lasts a few days, while just shaving only does the trick for one day.

Wiggles 07-08-2005 08:44 PM

i shave it right off, feels great, chicks love to suck on your balls when its like that!

woj 07-08-2005 08:44 PM

100........

RogerV 07-08-2005 09:20 PM

fuck that 101 bottles of beer on the wall

mitchmako 07-08-2005 10:19 PM

I keep a 5 'o clock ball shadow

bllott 07-08-2005 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV
My girlfriend wants me to shave everything including my balls she thinks hair is nasty down there.

just wondering if any of you guys do and what the girls think about it?

I trim mine already :Oh crap

get botox on your nuts, that way they'll be even smoother

Marcus Aurelius 07-08-2005 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bllott
get botox on your nuts, that way they'll be even smoother

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh sick..fucking sick...but funny! :1orglaugh

RogerV 07-09-2005 07:12 PM

thanks now they itch

oOJustmeOo 07-09-2005 07:47 PM

I fear the razor on my cock or balls. I think being trimmed tight and using something to help keep the hair soft IE: lotion or conditioner, helps keep the roughness down for her. ;)

I don't care for bald. I hate ingrown hairs or shit like that.


Oh shit! First post for me.. /me waves and gets back to all the kick ass forum reading. :D

poisson 07-09-2005 07:53 PM

I let my sponsors do it for me.

RogerV 07-09-2005 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poisson
I let my sponsors do it for me.

Well I only shave my nuts so your safe

wispa 07-09-2005 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverTab
1) Mach 3
2) I endure it...it only itch for the first 4-5 times
3) yup...well pinched it with a fucking trimmer... first(and only) time I saw my nutsackblood :disgust

1. Mach 3, and make sure you use enough shaving cream.
2. The only time it got itchy was the first time...and that was a few days after.
3. Not yet, but I did get a little razor burn the first time, from touching up without re-applying more shaving cream.


Good luck! It's really not that bad to do. Just take your time and enjoy the results.

Downtime 07-09-2005 09:51 PM

i trim it down to almost nothing, so it's close

Matt 26z 07-09-2005 09:57 PM

Real men use this on their balls

http://tinypic.com/6zpisx.jpg

BSleazy 07-09-2005 09:58 PM

I only read the first page but dam you guys sound like a bunch of woman (or fags).

j/k

beard trimmers and the whatever don't mix. maybe I should try the mach 3.

Matt 26z 07-09-2005 10:00 PM

Be sure and wear briefs until your skin stops itching. It'll cut down on the skin to skin contact that just aggravates things.

RogerV 07-14-2005 07:24 PM

BTW I'll be free balling at the pool in florida with my new look :1orglaugh

stroker 07-14-2005 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kektex
Quick survey:
1)What do you use to shave?
2)How do you deal with the itching?
(and just for the fun of it: )
3)Have you ever cut your nutsack?

1. Clippers
2. Doesnt itch
3. Yes, everytime.

RogerV 10-23-2005 10:22 PM

Oldie but a goodie for a drama sunday

Doctor Dre 10-23-2005 10:28 PM

Drama sunday about shaving balls ?!? you're sick

Morgan 10-23-2005 10:29 PM

i shave my balls

reynold 10-23-2005 11:27 PM

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