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Barefootsies 07-07-2005 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by angel_x3ws
well, wearing glasses really sucks.. you are lucky that you are only starting to wear glasses now.. i, on the other hand, have been wearing glasses for 9 freaking years already...hehehe.. and i can't leave without those damn glasses.. contacts are a bother to maintain so i never use them.. and it doesn't work for me.. well good luck to you loryn.. i am sure you'd still look fine with your eyeglasses.. try choosing trendy frames that would make you look young...

I've worn glasses for 20 years. Not so bad I guess. I have a stigmatism, so it is a bit frustrating. But look on the positve side. When you wear glasses, you are automatically assumed to be the techie, nerd, person in the know when standing with your friends in social places. :thumbsup

Guess people just are programmed with that as a kid, the whole geek and glasses thing. So they automatically seem to think you know everything about everything. I remember when I worked in telco, I've go along with other sales people, and everytime some techie question would come up, the customer would look to me for the answer, like I was an engineer or something. Funny.

Bad parts off the top of my head.. if you live where it rains, you had better get an umbrella, or learn the duck your head technique to keep glasses dry. Also when you are having sex, they tend to get smudged.

:1orglaugh

JFK 07-07-2005 01:08 PM

:Graucho
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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
So for the last year I was getting a little dizzy or nausea feeling every now and again. I didn't think about it much, just thought I needed to drink more water, or was low on iron or something like that. Well the other day it got real bad and I brought it up to the guys at work. All of them said, IT'S YOUR EYES! So I made an appointment with the doc yesterday and I found out that I have to get glasses. :waaaaahh I am getting old.

My eyes are great. When she was testing them she had me reading the lower line and she kept making me read the lower line, but a different line, like 6 times. I started to panic and get sad, and I asked if there was something wrong. I thought I was getting them all wrong. She didn't say anything she just said to cover the other eye. Then she did the same thing. By this time I was tearing up. She said you have GREAT eyes. I was trying to stump you once. haha

Everything is great but the problem is when I am sitting at the computer looking at my monitor and then I turn my head and look at something further away my eyes take a little longer to focus on the other object and that is what is making me dizzy. So basically OLD FUCKING AGE! I cried last night. haha So now I will be wearing glasses when ever I am in front of the computer or reading. Which isn't too bad but still, I am getting old and old women. :censored :winkwink:

What was really funny was when I was walking out of the doctors office with a cane, because of my foot, I thought, WTF is happening? I have a cane and I have to wear glasses now. It was definitely not a fun awaking. :1orglaugh


"I have a cane and I have to wear glasses now"...........its going to be so much easyer to catch you now :Graucho

pussyluver 07-07-2005 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Really??? Maybe I should ask Lensman for a new 21 inch LCD monitor. You know for my eyes and all! :winkwink:

Something tells me, he'll get ya that 21" LCD!

Of course we'll need to see ton's of pics :winkwink:

GenX Law 07-07-2005 02:00 PM

No worries! Glasses are hot on girls! After my first year of law school I had the same experience, but now I am used to it - they are fun so many to choose from! channel, gucci, prada - Post a picture when you find the perfect pair :thumbsup

digifan 07-07-2005 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Yes those look great on her and Punker Barbie, but they don't fit me. I am not a soft sweet creature I am more of a kiss my ass creature! :1orglaugh

(but I am still very nice and giving) :winkwink:

You are hon... and I am sure you'll find the glasses which fit you best and make you even more sexy :) :thumbsup

digifan 07-07-2005 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver
Something tells me, he'll get ya that 21" LCD!

Of course we'll need to see ton's of pics :winkwink:

Tons of pics of 21" LCDs?
:party-smi

VeriSexy 07-07-2005 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W


:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 07-07-2005 07:48 PM

Chicks with glasses are so sexy..I'm sure you'll look great in them

Pete-KT 07-07-2005 07:50 PM

You will look just as good with glasses hun

sniperwolf 07-07-2005 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 3piece chicken Dinner
Woman you must be crazy. you would look superfly in some glasses. :winkwink:

http://www.imageurl.com/thumbs/th190...0736342100.jpg

man, sure looks great on her :thumbsup

Tom_PM 07-07-2005 07:53 PM

OH yeah, get an LCD! It's a world of difference to your eyes :) And yes, you need a window so you can look out once in a while at more distant objects.

pxxx 07-07-2005 07:53 PM

You should just get contacts.

Loryn 07-08-2005 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pxxx
You should just get contacts.


I only need them when I am in front of the computer or reading, so contacts wouldn't work!

Loryn 07-08-2005 02:47 PM

I thought I would share this pic with ya guys! This was taken after my appointment when my eyes where dilated so she gave me the funky glasses to wear.

OLD WOMAN :1orglaugh

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/oldwomen.jpg

WiredGuy 07-08-2005 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I thought I would share this pic with ya guys! This was taken after my appointment when my eyes where dilated so she gave me the funky glasses to wear.

OLD WOMAN :1orglaugh

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/oldwomen.jpg


LOL, shopping in a walmart with a cane, wrapped up foot and glasses. Too funny.
WG

sweetME 07-08-2005 04:30 PM

Some women look more sexy with glasses then without.

Loryn 07-08-2005 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy
LOL, shopping in a walmart with a cane, wrapped up foot and glasses. Too funny.
WG


Yes there I was, walking in an old person store, with an old person cane and old people glasses thinking WTF is going on! I am 32 years old! :helpme :1orglaugh

Eric 07-08-2005 05:00 PM

I think you should go this route... Just like you do here at work

http://gal.cashtitans.com/natscohf/g...large/0020.jpg

Loryn 07-08-2005 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
I think you should go this route... Just like you do here at work

Yes jizz on Loryn Friday! :Graucho :1orglaugh

mikeyddddd 07-08-2005 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I am a 32 year old woman! I masturbate every morning! It's a great way to wake up and get the blood pumping. It definitely opens the eyes no matter how early I have to get up! :thumbsup

It WAS doing something to the eyes. I thought it only made guys wear glasses. :Oh crap

Loryn 07-08-2005 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd
It WAS doing something to the eyes. I thought it only made guys wear glasses. :Oh crap

Holy Shit I didn't even think of that. I will have to askthe Doc what she thinks! :1orglaugh

Ice 07-08-2005 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I thought I would share this pic with ya guys! This was taken after my appointment when my eyes where dilated so she gave me the funky glasses to wear.

OLD WOMAN :1orglaugh

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/oldwomen.jpg

LOL..... ya look like a dork yet I'm strangley aroused :winkwink:

Loryn 07-08-2005 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by iceicebaby
LOL..... ya look like a dork yet I'm strangley aroused :winkwink:

I am a dork, an old dork! :1orglaugh

And of course you would get aroused you are a PERV! :1orglaugh

Extreme Holly 07-08-2005 05:45 PM

There are sooooo many men who have glasses fetishes, and hey even porn sites, like www.jomg.com (jizz on my glasses) so think of it as a positive !!

Loryn 07-08-2005 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Extreme Holly
There are sooooo many men who have glasses fetishes, and hey even porn sites, like www.jomg.com (jizz on my glasses) so think of it as a positive !!

It's really not the glasses that bother me as much as the fact that I HAVE to get them because I am getting OLD which means death is closer, which means the world of having nice skin is getting further away, which SUCKS! :waaaaahh It is just a slap of reality that old age is coming! :(

SleazyDream 07-08-2005 05:55 PM

loryn - you're not old babe - not in mind body or number. You're just comming INTO your prime baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhoGivesaShit 07-08-2005 06:17 PM

get rid of the crt.
glasses are not going to fix a crt that has gone bad and is doing real damage to your eyes.
the symptoms you describe are typical for one who is using a bad crt monitor.
the lcd may take awhile to get used to, but it will fix the problem.
good luck.

Jman 07-08-2005 06:23 PM

Fuck Yeah... Loryn with Hair done up and glasses...sexy.

Talk dirty to me baby ;-) Oui Oui!!!

pornkitten 07-08-2005 06:57 PM

Loryn youd look hot in a paper bag.. its ok I had glasses too once and my boyfriend used to make me put them on during sex for the hot teacher look ..until he broke them to cuz hes mad at me so I got contact lenses.. U r the hottest girl on gfy really!! Id be u in glasses any day! HUG ;)
u can get all cool color contacts I even had purple and every 1 to match outfits so its fun actually Im not getting lasix cuz I like changing my eye color too much!!

Morgan 07-08-2005 06:59 PM

librarian look... grrrr...

Loryn 07-08-2005 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
loryn - you're not old babe - not in mind body or number. You're just comming INTO your prime baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you baby! You can have a bite out of me anytime! :Graucho

pornguy 07-08-2005 07:11 PM

Just post photos of you in them

Loryn 07-08-2005 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by pornkitten
Loryn youd look hot in a paper bag.. its ok I had glasses too once and my boyfriend used to make me put them on during sex for the hot teacher look ..until he broke them to cuz hes mad at me so I got contact lenses.. U r the hottest girl on gfy really!! Id be u in glasses any day! HUG ;)
u can get all cool color contacts I even had purple and every 1 to match outfits so its fun actually Im not getting lasix cuz I like changing my eye color too much!!


Thank you sweetie! I will definitely try that Hot for Teacher look! :thumbsup

tungsten 07-08-2005 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by pornkitten
Loryn youd look hot in a paper bag.. its ok I had glasses too once and my boyfriend used to make me put them on during sex for the hot teacher look ..until he broke them to cuz hes mad at me so I got contact lenses.. U r the hottest girl on gfy really!! Id be u in glasses any day! HUG ;)
u can get all cool color contacts I even had purple and every 1 to match outfits so its fun actually Im not getting lasix cuz I like changing my eye color too much!!

thats 1 advantage over contacts

pxxx 07-08-2005 09:51 PM

Glasses are not bad though.

Sosa 07-08-2005 09:55 PM

I'm more productive on the computer and can work longer hours at night with my new glasses. I should have got these a few years ago.


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