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Old 07-06-2005, 06:00 PM   #1
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Hot Melissa/Melissa Mid West - I am going to do you a favour

This is a once in a life time opertunity.

I am going to let you shag me. If you say please, thank you and sing 'God Save The Queen" I may let you do it quite a few times.

Okie dokie, jump on a plane and I will make your life worth living

Just remember, I am doing this for you
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:01 PM   #2
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This is a once in a life time opertunity.

I am going to let you shag me. If you say please, thank you and sing 'God Save The Queen" I may let you do it quite a few times.

Okie dokie, jump on a plane and I will make your life worth living

Just remember, I am doing this for you
Does she have to sing the Sex Pistols version or the Motorhead version?
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:03 PM   #3
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Does she have to sing the Sex Pistols version or the Motorhead version?
Sex Pistols of course. The thought of Lemmy would put me off the job.
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:05 PM   #4
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Sex Pistols of course. The thought of Lemmy would put me off the job.
that's the best version without a doubt...



I'm sure she's gonna get right on this offer...I'd be shocked if she didn't!
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:13 PM   #5
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god what a guy I bet she is on a plane now lol
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:14 PM   #6
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She would be a fool to turn down this offer.
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:15 PM   #7
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god what a guy I bet she is on a plane now lol
Yeah I am doing it 100% for her.I am just relaxing on my leopard skin double bed in my "Incredible Hulk Y Fronts".....I bet Nigara Falls is happening in her pants at the moment at the sheer thought of the best 5 seconds of her life.
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:32 PM   #8
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She would be a fool to turn down this offer.
I just gave myself a bikini line wax. It hurt but I know she will appreciate it.
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:34 PM   #9
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I'm sure she must get these types of requests probably on a daily basis
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:36 PM   #10
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I'm sure she must get these types of requests probably on a daily basis
No I doubt she gets asked to get pleasured by a guy in a leopard skin bed, wearing Incredible Hulk Y Fronts and who has just had a bikini wax on a regular basis.

This is a one off for her and an offer I bet she is loving the thought of.
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:57 PM   #11
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my prediction is she won't even post in here
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:59 PM   #12
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my prediction is she won't even post in here
My prediction is that she has her head in the toilet throwing up at the very thought of it.
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:14 PM   #13
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that is indeed a good version!
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