I've read some reviews on this board and some were extremely hilarious.
You fucking newbies act like if "War of the Worlds" was something new.
The "War of the Worlds" book from H.G. Wells came out in 1898. Spielberg didn't invent the scenario. It was based on the book.
Questions :
Question Number 1 from the newbies :
"Why did they wait millions of years before attacking us? They burried the tripod under the earth for nothing. Are the aliens fucking stupid or what?!?!".
Answer Number 1 for the newbies :
The Aliens studied the human kind for millions of years and knew the human blood was a perfect fertilizer. They waited that long because earth was not populated enough. Their plan was to exterminate us and use us as a fertilizer to terraform the earth with red weed. 6 billion people was enough for that plan. Before that, it was useless.
Question Number 2 from the newbies :
"That fucking movie sucked, there is no plot".
Yes there is one. It's about a father with serious relationship problems with his kids trying to save their lives from an alien invasion. What the fuck do you expect? Do you expect Tom Cruise falling in love with another chick running away? Did you expect Tom Cruise using a plane, committing suicide like in the lame ID4 movie?
Tom Cruise managed to save their lives. But he will still be alone after all.
Question Number 3 from the newbies :
"I dont understand, why did the bird kill the aliens? That's so fucking lame. The ending sucks."
The bird didn't kill the aliens. Earth killed the aliens. Earth created another virus/bacteria to kill the aliens. The aliens were "insect" like species with an intelligence. They had powerful war machines but could not predict a retaliation from earth/god itself. Their plan was terraforming earth with Red Weed and Earth retaliated with a virus killing them.
It's exactly like in the book.
Now why did the birds attack the Tripods? That's because they were crows waiting for their prey to die. The tripods are Half/Mechanic Half/Biologic. The aliens controlling the tripods were too sick to keep the shields up.
The ending is exactly like in the book and the 1952 movie.
I still think that Spielberg did a fantastic job with this remake. If you newbies actually read the book, you would understand why this is not a "Hollywood Remake" but a faithful adaptation with some 9/11 references to it.
You fucking newbies act like if "War of the Worlds" was something new.
The "War of the Worlds" book from H.G. Wells came out in 1898. Spielberg didn't invent the scenario. It was based on the book.
Questions :
Question Number 1 from the newbies :
"Why did they wait millions of years before attacking us? They burried the tripod under the earth for nothing. Are the aliens fucking stupid or what?!?!".
Answer Number 1 for the newbies :
The Aliens studied the human kind for millions of years and knew the human blood was a perfect fertilizer. They waited that long because earth was not populated enough. Their plan was to exterminate us and use us as a fertilizer to terraform the earth with red weed. 6 billion people was enough for that plan. Before that, it was useless.
Question Number 2 from the newbies :
"That fucking movie sucked, there is no plot".
Yes there is one. It's about a father with serious relationship problems with his kids trying to save their lives from an alien invasion. What the fuck do you expect? Do you expect Tom Cruise falling in love with another chick running away? Did you expect Tom Cruise using a plane, committing suicide like in the lame ID4 movie?
Tom Cruise managed to save their lives. But he will still be alone after all.
Question Number 3 from the newbies :
"I dont understand, why did the bird kill the aliens? That's so fucking lame. The ending sucks."
The bird didn't kill the aliens. Earth killed the aliens. Earth created another virus/bacteria to kill the aliens. The aliens were "insect" like species with an intelligence. They had powerful war machines but could not predict a retaliation from earth/god itself. Their plan was terraforming earth with Red Weed and Earth retaliated with a virus killing them.
It's exactly like in the book.
Now why did the birds attack the Tripods? That's because they were crows waiting for their prey to die. The tripods are Half/Mechanic Half/Biologic. The aliens controlling the tripods were too sick to keep the shields up.
The ending is exactly like in the book and the 1952 movie.
I still think that Spielberg did a fantastic job with this remake. If you newbies actually read the book, you would understand why this is not a "Hollywood Remake" but a faithful adaptation with some 9/11 references to it.
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