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Dagwolf · 07-05-2005, 12:49 AM

They can understand this:

Quote:

Sticky fingers for 6 thousand dollars
The large American network, which is specialized to barbekyu, Sticky Fingers, purchased the domain name Fingers.com for 6000 dollars. Earlier along this address was located adalt- resource, and the excited amateurs of fried meat harassed by the bells of the managers of firm, complaining about too frank a kontent.

http://www.master-x.com/news/ translated by Babelfish.

Dagwolf · 07-05-2005, 12:55 AM

In English:

'Sticky Fingers' buys porn web site

Associated Press
Columbia, S.C., July 2, 2005

Surfers trying to find the barbecue chain Sticky Fingers on the Internet no longer face the possibility of ending up at a much saucier Web site.

The Charleston company spent $6,000 to buy the address www.stickyfingers.com from a site offering pornography.

"Now we don't have to talk to angry customers calling, thinking we're perverts," said Jeff Goldstein, one of three men who own the 15-restaurant chain in the Carolinas, Florida and Tennessee.

During the 10 years the restaurant tried to buy the domain name, the company received a couple of calls a day from upset people who found porn instead of ribs and sauce, Goldstein said.

Since taking over the address, site visits have more than quadrupled and online sales have doubled, co-owner Chad Walldorf said.

http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7...6,00180021.htm

alec · 07-05-2005, 01:10 AM

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Antonio · 07-05-2005, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alec

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alec · 07-06-2005, 04:09 AM

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07-05-2005, 12:55 AM	#2
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	In English: 'Sticky Fingers' buys porn web site Associated Press Columbia, S.C., July 2, 2005 Surfers trying to find the barbecue chain Sticky Fingers on the Internet no longer face the possibility of ending up at a much saucier Web site. The Charleston company spent $6,000 to buy the address www.stickyfingers.com from a site offering pornography. "Now we don't have to talk to angry customers calling, thinking we're perverts," said Jeff Goldstein, one of three men who own the 15-restaurant chain in the Carolinas, Florida and Tennessee. During the 10 years the restaurant tried to buy the domain name, the company received a couple of calls a day from upset people who found porn instead of ribs and sauce, Goldstein said. Since taking over the address, site visits have more than quadrupled and online sales have doubled, co-owner Chad Walldorf said. http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7...6,00180021.htm __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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07-05-2005, 01:36 AM	#5
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