BEER vs. PUSSY - GoFuckYourself.com

IwantU Bryan · 07-04-2005, 02:50 PM

1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation maysuffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 - PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those
feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER

boner 2.0 · 07-04-2005, 02:51 PM

Pussy for me

Dalai lama · 07-04-2005, 02:51 PM

I always go for both

HpicAnn · 07-04-2005, 02:52 PM

Nice read!!

loverboy · 07-04-2005, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boner 2.0

Pussy for me

PUssy all the way...

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 - PUSSY 9

Shaft_1971 · 07-04-2005, 02:56 PM

I always try to have Beer with my pussy

Shaft

angel_x3ws · 07-04-2005, 03:01 PM

so funny!!! to the femmes out here don't take it too seriously.. it's a good laugh... and may have a point..hehhe

BigRod · 07-04-2005, 03:05 PM

I enjoy mixing the two!!!!

tranza · 07-04-2005, 03:50 PM

Lol.... I liked the ending...

Spankyspicpost · 07-04-2005, 04:05 PM

lol

fris · 07-04-2005, 04:06 PM

awesome read

Nightwind · 07-04-2005, 04:08 PM

Screw beer, pussy for president.

Funbrunette · 07-04-2005, 04:10 PM

Hehehehehe! Good one! Beer takes it for me!

smitty2049 · 07-04-2005, 04:12 PM

since I don't drink, can I give her the BEER and then it's easier to get the PUSSY?

LauraLee · 07-04-2005, 04:20 PM

yay for beer

Paraskass · 07-04-2005, 04:22 PM

FUCKING REPOST

OMG this shit is old.

Vitasoy · 07-04-2005, 06:00 PM

I can never say no to pussy

sniperwolf · 07-04-2005, 06:04 PM

he had beer, he got horny...but he didn't get any pussy... he fell asleep!!! aargghh..sucks when that happens..LOL

alec · 07-04-2005, 06:30 PM

Well, I must say I can't survive without both. Beer and Pussy for me.

Spunky · 07-04-2005, 06:41 PM

Was there any doubt?

Bob_cougar · 07-04-2005, 09:55 PM

incomparable....both are men's needs beer & pussy in harmony.

Platinumpimp · 07-04-2005, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob_cougar

incomparable....both are men's needs beer & pussy in harmony.

Yes, but not all men need pussy...there are gay people too you know.

Digibucks · 07-04-2005, 11:52 PM

hahaha...that was a nice one, but i'll go for both pussy & beer

naugthygUrL · 07-04-2005, 11:55 PM

hahahahaah nice read..

webcrawler · 07-04-2005, 11:57 PM

beer now, pussy after.

neo_kid · 07-05-2005, 01:04 AM

Beer can make a good combination with pussy.

james_hunk · 07-06-2005, 02:23 AM

yeah! they are good combination.. one after the other.. lol

07-04-2005, 02:50 PM	#1
IwantU Bryan Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 1,764	BEER vs. PUSSY 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation maysuffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY 11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER 12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER 13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER 14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER 15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER 16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 - PUSSY 7 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER __________________ Bryan D ICQ: 293214625 !!!Coming Soon!!!

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07-04-2005, 04:12 PM	#14
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