50.......,.

what is this shit ? are you on crack

sadly i feel he is sober when he posts this, i mean at least he could have an excuse. :Oh crap

So did you design the girl or the car?

the self proclaimed best adult designer offering tours for only $350!?

AlienQ you MUST be the nicest guy on earth, i mean from the adult industry and me we THANK YOU.

this is getting lame, you realise you do not have shit, you just talk big as usual.

again i am BEGGING you to ruin me! PLEASE DO SO! you said you would now do it my puppet.

i have nothing else to say on this matter because it is clear you are no more than a wannabe keyboard warrior.

and the troubling thing is you really think you are owed some kind of respect. :Oh crap

You better watch your mouth talking about the party goat. :pimp

is that a fucking used condom in the top right!? :1orglaugh

omg you are a tool! :1orglaugh

Your life is over...lol

The ownage in this thread is unbearable.

CDSMITH = SIG WHORE

careful CD he might bust out some hardcore $350 tours <<best converting in the world so he says<<< and earn all the respect back from everyone on here who thinks he is a tool and ruin you also! :helpme

O AlienQuiff when will you realise that you are a laughing stock, i sleep well at night knowing there is idiots like you out there that make me look O SO GOOD.

o ya i guess everyone who thinks you are an idiot is a sigwhore?

i guess the entire world must be sigwhores then? :helpme

shouldn't you be busy "owning me" or "ruining my business" or atleast "making the adult industries best converting tours"? :helpme

you are a joke, a puppet, you are nothing, i am your master.

:uhoh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh

hey AlienQuiff do you own a license to that Bacardi pic? i am guessing not???? :helpme


you are

(in the nicest words i can find, i am trying to be nice, i know your panties are in a bunch and you are probably chain smoking outside wondering how the hell you got owned so bad over and over again throughout your entire life)

pathetic.

wow AlienQuiff if you are such a tough guy wishing death on me why do you not do it yourself?

why because you are a pussy, there i said it, you are no longer even a man, it is disgusting to think i am even in the same species as a useless maggot as yourself.

it is truly astonishing at the stupidity level you have reached over the passed week.

you have passed the bar of being an idiot, leeped over the creek of stupid idiot and now are in the depths of fucking idiot.

shouldnt you be owning me!? i mean you were so confident a couple days ago that you had me nailed down pat and could "ruin me". and now all you do is bust out crappy hotlinking pics and 5 min adworks.

just plain pathetic.

I am a pussy because I wont kill a little kid?

What kind of sick fuck are you?

again you prove that a man can reach depths of stupidity never seen in history. :helpme

you are useless, i am chewing you up and spitting you out, you taste like nothing to me, it is to easy, i am your master. kneel before me.

yes I am feeling it..


Just crying over here.


Your so F33r!

Go die in a field ass maggot.

whoah whoah,

2 days ago i thought i would be the one "PH33RING" you. i mean the worlds self proclaimed "best converting tour designer for $350" (who the hell are you Wal Mart!?) would be ruining me!

what has suddenly happened?

what caused this turn around?

o wait you always were an idiot.

Its a web board Metaman.

If I could smash your fucken face through some razor wire I would...

However the thought is pleasant.

wow AlienQ you are not only going to "ruin my business" but you are also going to "fucken face through some razor" if that makes any sense at all. :disgust

you are a pussy, you talk big as usual but do nothing but whine.

your level of stupidity is only see in some breeds of small dogs and stillborn monkies.

i sometimes sit and awe reading your posts that mankind could ever give birth to such a squeemish idiotic excuse for man.

AlienQuiff where have you run off to?

my business today just like yesterday seems to be going as usual?

are you busy making the worlds best converting tours for $350?

sadly i have to run and catch my flight to vegas, i will be thinking of you as i sip on gin.

just remember the following words because you will have it told to you many more times in your pathetic excuse for a life:

CHECKMATE

i am your master, i have made you kneel before me, i will be online in vegas to see if you dare to come back on here with your tail between your legs, or you might just as i quote again "ruin my business" while i am gone . . . ya right.

Do you feel better kid?

LOL...
I will be bummed...

I will be loosing my favorite attention whore and best promoter.

wow another lame attempt at trying to sound like a know it all.

it is disgusting, ruin my business or shut your mouth. it is that simple, i am coaxing you BEGGING YOU, do not talk out of your ass nextime.

:1orglaugh A NO TYPO special from AlienQ???? OMG!!! I hope Your and You're aren't being used or he'll end up oweing money... :1orglaugh

Are you taking the meds Alien is supposed to take or what? What the fuck is pg4l and what the fuck does your mom have to do with this?

Yeah make fun of my nickname, that's where it really hurts huh... illiterate fuck.

lol 5678

http://sparmere.dk/div/cry.jpg

cry me a river ....

AlienQ,

I read your self proclaimed expert thread on 2257, which creased me up laughing i might add, and now reading your posts today I have decided that you truly are a sad case.

Sometimes a little shameless self promotion can be good for your business, but in the case of this post any many others in which you have posted, I must say i'd be truly surprised if any reputable industry vets hired you for any work.

It's not just your bad grammer (which is really really bad by the way-and the typo free tour idea should never be attempted by you), but it's the way you try to flame and burn people, but somehow become the focal point of everyone's mirth. I admire your conviction for sticking to your beliefs, but must point out they are wrong.

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_galler...2-0717_SM2.jpg

Shall I start linking all your useless crap to demonstrate what a complete surfer you are? :1orglaugh

Lmao, looks like I got your attention.. Your mom? What the fuck are you in the 6th grade?

Keep making posts on GFY. It's making me laugh. Seems this is your entire life is built on posting at gfy


=) kudos. Oh and Your mom is so fat she jumped up and got stuck lol

You should relax.
Boards and business.

People accuse me of taking them to seriously...
Ya might wanna sit back and watch some more.

Pradaboy...

Your a typo squatter???

AHhaahhahahahahaha!!
OMG!!!!


Dude just get a subscription to a good site...

Can you say bottom feeder for me?

Pelase?

So owned Pradaboy I goto post a pic...

Only on fucking GFY!

Still rolling here!

I am about as relaxed as you can be, mon ami. I'm off on holiday tomorrow for 2 weeks, and am sipping on a margarita as we speak.

I plan on taking my son to the beach later, when he wakes up from his nap (he's 19 months old), and we'll build some sandcastles together.

Then i'm going to come home and cook lamb chops with moroccan spices rubbed in, and serve them up with a demi glass sauce, and a good bottle of spanish Rioja.

I would say that relaxing is not an issue i have to contend with.

Taking things too seriously (thats how you spell the word by the way- a helpful hint for your typo free tour idea) is a different matter. If my posts were showing me to be crucially lacking judgement, and moreover damaging my own reputation I might be way more circumspect in the number of posts I made. Just a suggestion.

Anyway, back to my margarita....cheers!

"I would say that relaxing is not an issue i have to content with."

???

Contend?

You have a nice day mang!

Yeah LOL:)

*EDIT*

SHit happens man typos are fun.
Ya almost got it right.

where does it say content?

Before ya fixed yer typo:)

Have fun...

I am gonna have a nice Chianti and some Fava Beans myself.

http://www.theobjectworks.com/portfo...39;s_cell2.jpg

you're really getting your post count up now my boy.

I'm glad you at least have on thing in life you can laugh about, now if you could please kill yourself you'd do the entire world a huge favor!