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MikeXAMO 07-01-2005 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lightspeed
I'll borrow this one, its great:

"Tell your friend to use his fist!"
lol ok that's pretty dirty - glad someone is staying on topic!

MikeXAMO 07-01-2005 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deej
hey what can ya say i was young and groggy :P
Xamo huh.....i have some of your content ;) thanks
lol come to think of it, it was at 5am and I vaguely remember she was trying to score meth from me because I "looked" trendy and thought I was into that.. I was sleeping on the couch and was kinda groggy. Maybe this girl travels lots?

Deej 07-01-2005 08:57 PM
I believe her name was Melissa. The Female Wanderer

MikeXAMO 07-01-2005 09:08 PM
hmm reminds me of the Melissa virus....

fris 07-01-2005 09:13 PM
shutup you worthless piece of shit and gag on this cock

DWB 07-01-2005 09:28 PM
"pretend your my dad and your raping me"

Tala 07-01-2005 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeXAMO
I suppose that would, sort of, be my command, if you so wish. kindly.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


Sounds like a subbie to Me. *evil grin* Shouldn't you be on your knees begging a little more nicely?


And then I might just tell you. Might.

Relish XXX 07-01-2005 09:31 PM
"Can you keep pissing on my face" - I siad it to a hooker on my stag night.

MikeXAMO 07-01-2005 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tala
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


Sounds like a subbie to Me. *evil grin* Shouldn't you be on your knees begging a little more nicely?


And then I might just tell you. Might.
aight I'm on my knees begging like a little bitch - is that what you want???

usually the only person that I get on my knees for is Juicy, and well that's just a night I'm still trying to forget.

Tala 07-01-2005 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Relish XXX
"Can you keep pissing on my face" - I siad it to a hooker on my stag night.
Why oh why do I believe this? :helpme

woj 07-01-2005 09:41 PM
50.........

Relish XXX 07-01-2005 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by woj
50.........
How the fuck do you do it?

Tala 07-01-2005 09:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeXAMO
aight I'm on my knees begging like a little bitch - is that what you want???

usually the only person that I get on my knees for is Juicy, and well that's just a night I'm still trying to forget.
Very good, you catch on quick. :)


Now. What was it you wanted? :winkwink:

MikeXAMO 07-01-2005 10:33 PM
your suppose to be teaching me to talk dirty - or did we all forget yet?

Ramos 07-01-2005 10:37 PM
A couple things come to mind..
I was dating this fine ass sister..and she wanted me to call her a nigga...
so..I did....I was into it....

Lonny 07-01-2005 10:44 PM
just think of it as a gummy worm..

MikeXAMO 07-01-2005 10:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramos
A couple things come to mind..
I was dating this fine ass sister..and she wanted me to call her a nigga...
so..I did....I was into it....
wow I don't think I could do that - feels so degrading.. but I guess I could see it, thats really dirty :D

Tala 07-01-2005 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeXAMO
your suppose to be teaching me to talk dirty - or did we all forget yet?
Oh, so now I'm SUPPOSED to be doing something. Nice.

Aren't you the boy on his knees?

MikeXAMO 07-01-2005 10:58 PM
sorry this whole domination thing is new to me, you gotta put me in my place.

Ramos 07-01-2005 11:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeXAMO
sorry this whole domination thing is new to me, you gotta put me in my place.
Don't Break The Merchandise :321GFY

Tala 07-01-2005 11:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeXAMO
sorry this whole domination thing is new to me, you gotta put me in my place.
Interesting. I now "gotta" do something.

you are in place, boy. The knees are a good place for you to be.

Tala 07-01-2005 11:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramos
Don't Break The Merchandise :321GFY
What merchandise?

Adultnet 07-01-2005 11:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Funbrunette
Who's your daddy?!? :disgust
lol:) :pimp

wedouglas 07-02-2005 01:05 AM
No. Stop. Don't. Not in that order necessarily

Vitasoy 07-02-2005 03:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
"pretend your my dad and your raping me"
That is more then dirty! :Oh crap

2257-Ben 07-02-2005 03:39 AM
I leaned down over my wife, doggie style, grabbed her tits and whispered in her ear...
"Your sister likes it like this too"... What a RIDE!

2257-Ben 07-02-2005 03:43 AM
Deleted duplicate post...

VirtuMike 07-02-2005 06:27 AM
The panties your mom laid out for you?

-Jerry Seinfeld

GatorB 07-02-2005 06:31 AM
"Your pussy is almost as tight as your sister's."

Wiggles 07-02-2005 08:41 AM
'Bite the pillow bitch, i'm going in dry!"

maxxx_fucktor 07-05-2005 01:38 AM
i'm cumin...f***! why did you pulled it out?!!

alexg 07-05-2005 01:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fris
shutup you worthless piece of shit and gag on this cock
did you say this or had this said to you? :1orglaugh

Drake 07-05-2005 01:50 AM
Don't worry, doing this once with a man doesn't make you gay

Manowar 07-05-2005 02:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holly
You always were my favorite granddaughter.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Digibucks 07-05-2005 02:58 AM
i love you...i love yyah :)

james_hunk 07-06-2005 03:15 AM
whoa.. lol.. you guys are nasty! lol


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