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MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 07:54 PM

you've said or had said to you during sex?

sonofsam · 07-01-2005, 07:56 PM

shut up bitch, scream and i'll kill you.... don't make this harder then it has to be

pornkitten · 07-01-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

shut up bitch, scream and i'll kill you.... don't make this harder then it has to be

my ex bf said that 2 but I was on a leash wont go into details....

Funbrunette · 07-01-2005, 07:59 PM

Who's your daddy?!?

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

shut up bitch, scream and i'll kill you.... don't make this harder then it has to be

um.. I mean.. uh.. that doesn't violate some law almost anywhere.

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Who's your daddy?!?

hahah I'm gonna remember that.

Tala · 07-01-2005, 08:01 PM

Jesus. That's going to take some time to recall. I've done and said a LOT of fun things.

sonofsam · 07-01-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

um.. I mean.. uh.. that doesn't violate some law almost anywhere.

who cares, i was wearing a ski mask... not like the cops had much to go on anyways

sniperwolf · 07-01-2005, 08:05 PM

Do you need a gardener? chauffeur? butler? chef?

Pls.. let me stay?

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:07 PM

lol - ok I guess mine is "Hey, that's my ass, not hers."

Funbrunette · 07-01-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

hahah I'm gonna remember that.

Even better if you spank her as you're saying it!

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:12 PM

hahah nice - say it proud and say it loud

pornguy · 07-01-2005, 08:12 PM

Never had anything said like that to me, but I do enjoy getting a girl on her hands and knees, smacking her ass really hard, and yelling " bark at the moon bitch! "

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:14 PM

"bark at the moon?" lol that's a new one

Tala · 07-01-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Never had anything said like that to me, but I do enjoy getting a girl on her hands and knees, smacking her ass really hard, and yelling " bark at the moon bitch! "

OMG, the visual.

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:20 PM

aight here's the visual for ya:

"Get over here on your knees cause I'm gonna cum all over your fuckin' face!"

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:22 PM

this is officially the dirty thread for Friday

Spunky · 07-01-2005, 08:22 PM

Stop your hurting me

Tala · 07-01-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

aight here's the visual for ya:

"Get over here on your knees cause I'm gonna cum all over your fuckin' face!"

That's it? Lordamercy, that's it?

Holly · 07-01-2005, 08:26 PM

You always were my favorite granddaughter.

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

That's it? Lordamercy, that's it?

What would you like a short story?

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

You always were my favorite granddaughter.

roflmao bitch

Tala · 07-01-2005, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

You always were my favorite granddaughter.

OMG. That's great. LMFAO

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

That's it? Lordamercy, that's it?

Maybe I need a lesson in talking dirty - do your worst!

sniperwolf · 07-01-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

You always were my favorite granddaughter.

wtf...rofl...hahahahaha...
That's a good one Holly!

Tala · 07-01-2005, 08:29 PM

See, with me it depends on if I'm on top that evening. If I'm the Bitch, then I will say and do fun things. If i'm the bitch, then i beg VERY well, and have no inhibitions whatsoever.

Gotta love good training.

Tala · 07-01-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

Maybe I need a lesson in talking dirty - do your worst!

Is that a command from a Master or a begging wish from a slave?

Spunky · 07-01-2005, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

You always were my favorite granddaughter.

Somehow I find that mildly arousing ..

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

See, with me it depends on if I'm on top that evening. If I'm the Bitch, then I will say and do fun things. If i'm the bitch, then i beg VERY well, and have no inhibitions whatsoever.

Gotta love good training.

wait so you're always the bitch?

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Is that a command from a Master or a begging wish from a slave?

I suppose that would, sort of, be my command, if you so wish. kindly.

Holly · 07-01-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Somehow I find that mildly arousing ..

I did, too.

Deej · 07-01-2005, 08:36 PM

I was sleeping in my room....about 5am rolls around and i wake up to my door opening,....a girl walked in ( i found out her name afterwards)....long story short....her quote was "Wow, your bigger than my fiance!"

I got up and said whoa now.....little did i know he was on his way to jail at that point...but still i was a little jolted .....

anyway, back to the grind stone...

mrthumbs · 07-01-2005, 08:37 PM

i will penetrate you

mrthumbs · 07-01-2005, 08:38 PM

or a more common one

"yeah bitch.. they dont call me mrthumbs on gfy for nothin' yo.."

or

"yeah..feel the power of my postcount bitch"

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:38 PM

5am and a "girl walked in"? she just started knocking on strangers doors or what? wish I had house calls like that!

Spunky · 07-01-2005, 08:40 PM

You bastard..I was about to cum

Deej · 07-01-2005, 08:44 PM

well see i lived in a house where the other occupants did meth....i however slept regularly and kept a job.....DOPE IS THE DEVIL!!! and she was a girl that NO ONE knew....her fiance knew someone there and left her there im assuming to go get dope....thus him going to jail.....anyway she was basicly a bag whore, she didnt look it but by the way things were im assuming.....another reason i stopped it after a nice BJ :P and the comment .... was both amusing and disturbing .....i never seen her before nor after
Crazy

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:49 PM

crazy story - I had almost the exact same thing happen when I was staying in Dallas, except I said no and shut the door

SteveLightspeed · 07-01-2005, 08:50 PM

I'll borrow this one, its great:

"Tell your friend to use his fist!"

Deej · 07-01-2005, 08:51 PM

hey what can ya say i was young and groggy :P

Xamo huh.....i have some of your content ;) thanks

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I'll borrow this one, its great:

"Tell your friend to use his fist!"

lol ok that's pretty dirty - glad someone is staying on topic!

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

hey what can ya say i was young and groggy :P
Xamo huh.....i have some of your content ;) thanks

lol come to think of it, it was at 5am and I vaguely remember she was trying to score meth from me because I "looked" trendy and thought I was into that.. I was sleeping on the couch and was kinda groggy. Maybe this girl travels lots?

Deej · 07-01-2005, 08:57 PM

I believe her name was Melissa. The Female Wanderer

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 09:08 PM

hmm reminds me of the Melissa virus....

fris · 07-01-2005, 09:13 PM

shutup you worthless piece of shit and gag on this cock

DWB · 07-01-2005, 09:28 PM

"pretend your my dad and your raping me"

Tala · 07-01-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

I suppose that would, sort of, be my command, if you so wish. kindly.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Sounds like a subbie to Me. *evil grin* Shouldn't you be on your knees begging a little more nicely?

And then I might just tell you. Might.

Relish XXX · 07-01-2005, 09:31 PM

"Can you keep pissing on my face" - I siad it to a hooker on my stag night.

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Sounds like a subbie to Me. *evil grin* Shouldn't you be on your knees begging a little more nicely?

And then I might just tell you. Might.

aight I'm on my knees begging like a little bitch - is that what you want???

usually the only person that I get on my knees for is Juicy, and well that's just a night I'm still trying to forget.

Tala · 07-01-2005, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

"Can you keep pissing on my face" - I siad it to a hooker on my stag night.

Why oh why do I believe this?

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Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	well see i lived in a house where the other occupants did meth....i however slept regularly and kept a job.....DOPE IS THE DEVIL!!! and she was a girl that NO ONE knew....her fiance knew someone there and left her there im assuming to go get dope....thus him going to jail.....anyway she was basicly a bag whore, she didnt look it but by the way things were im assuming.....another reason i stopped it after a nice BJ :P and the comment .... was both amusing and disturbing .....i never seen her before nor after Crazy __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880 Last edited by Deej; 07-01-2005 at 08:45 PM..

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